Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Brad Watson_Miami

There are coincidences, buddy. Lots of them.
Especially when you can just pick two of the ten numerical values we have and just use anything, even up to making it up via rounding. It's not really that amazing when you have a 1/5th shot at any number spewing out a 4 or a 7; it's basic statistics that's an even more simplistic variant of the douches that pretend they can predict disasters.

By your childish and nonsensical logic Dick, I can prove I'm the second coming of Thor by pointing out how everything is designed around a green or blue wavelength of light. Then from there I'd just need to randomly point out objects that fit this retarded idea like it makes it true.
 
@Annoying Fluffer,

Who the fuck would care about any of your useless posts74? Why not make your New Year's Resolution not to be obsessed with Brad Watson_Miami and get the fuck out of here?!
It's up to the mods and the site owner whether or not I post in this thread, not you. If you don't like me posting here I suggest taking it up with them.
AF is a cool guy. Don't be so hateful.
It's all Richard knows.

The Earth reaches aphelion – its most distant point – on July 4 (7/4), 2019. Then we’ll be 94,513,221 miles (152,104,285 km) from the Sun.

Synchronism: 21:07 "The world revolved around us." - Gilda Radner on CNN
Yes, happens at 4:10 too but here's the thing Richard, it doesn't mean you're god or anything. Next year it will be on July 5th.
 
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Hey, it's taken him like, three years to learn how to spell "fuck" correctly. Give Brad some credit today, he done good.
I would, but he was telling people that back when Trump won around page 721. That was when Richard was featured because he started to have a fit and say that he "quit" being Jesus.
 
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Sorry, Brad, the only way to quit being Jesus is to be nailed to a cross

Shh. He thinks he's already on one because we make fun of his goofy-ass numerology and criticize him for ignoring his dying girlfriend to focus on any time anyone says a four, a seven, or better yet both of the above on TV, even (maybe especially -- he does rather revel in others' misfortune) when it's something like "four killed, seven wounded."
 
Quidditch is a sport of two teams of 7 players each mounted on broomsticks played on a hockey rink-sized pitch. It is based on a fictional game of the same name invented by author J. K. Rowling, which is featured in the Harry Potter series of novels and related media... A quidditch game allows each team to have a maximum of 4 players, not including the seeker, who identify as the same gender in active play on the field at the same time. The gender that a player identifies with is considered to be that player's gender, which may or may not correspond with that person's sex. This is commonly referred to as the "four maximum" rule. USQ accepts those who don't identify within the binary gender system and acknowledges that not all of our players identify as male or female. USQ welcomes people of all identities and genders into our league.

— US Quidditch, "Four Maximum Rule"


Synchronism: 18:31 "Apple lost $74 billion today alone." - ABC, World News Tonight

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@Brad Watson_Miami how about that Optima Thule?
Is that the asteroid past Pluto?

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Jesus being nailed on the Cross didn't stop him - it propelled him.


Synchronism: 18:38 "Apple lost $74 billion today (said 3x)" - ABC, World News Tonight
 
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