Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@LoverofPi,

Thanks for catching my typo. I made my NASA conference presentation on 4/21/09. It's almost been 10 years; time to submit another paper.

I thought they would all be cows, not chickens.

What do you mean "they"? YOU'RE included, too! Chickens seem like a shittier existence.

 

[Alex Krycek]

What do you mean "they"? YOU'RE included, too! Chickens seem like a shittier existence.

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Oh of course, my mistake. For like 28,000 years or something. Damn American Imperialists keep getting me....

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Alex Krycek ,

Either lose your gun-pointing avatar immediately or receive 74,000 years reincarnated as fried drumsticks, breasts, thighs, and wings.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@Adamska, @RomanesEuntDomus , @LoverofPi , @Anonymus Fluhre , @Alex Krycek ,

You and the others here that have received their Judgment Day are part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. It requires patience to kick back for that long and see if all the evil assholes like yourself are exiled from the human race.

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Calm down, you act like a fool.

 

[LoverofPi]

1st time offenders here have seen others get sentenced. I could take the time to Judge them incrementally or I could not waste my time.

Go on, pull the other one. It's got bells on.

And I can't underline enough how much he even sucks at being powerful in his powertrip fantasies.
He doesn't curse someone to immediately drop dead or suffer from sickness or whatever. He just gives a very vague threat of "bad luck" and the actually bad stuff is supposed to happen in a timeframe that he and others can't observe.
He does this, cause he knows that he has no power and his little curse-ye-hame-ha is just a valve to vent.

However I bet he used to actually curse people to get sick and die within a short time back when these delusions were new. Brad is that kind of a petty asshole that would do that.
After a couple dozen such impotent curses, he might have slowly caught on that something's not right, so he changed it to be a lot more vague in order to be able to go "gotcha" the moment someone stubbed their toe or something.

It's also why the punishments are so 'long,' so he can claim credit for absolutely everything. He's also declared they worked retroactively because he's just that petty and powerless.

@Adamska, @RomanesEuntDomus , @LoverofPi , @Anonymus Fluhre , @Alex Krycek ,

You and the others here that have received their Judgment Day are part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. It requires patience to kick back for that long and see if all the evil assholes like yourself are exiled from the human race.

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You're exiting a lot sooner than I am, puddles. I'm not worried.

@LoverofPi,

Thanks for catching my typo. I made my NASA conference presentation on 4/21/09. It's almost been 10 years; time to submit another paper.

You made no such presentation, and yes, we can prove it. You promised not to lie but it seems you are incapable of not lying.

@Alex Krycek ,

Either lose your gun-pointing avatar immediately or receive 74,000 years reincarnated as fried drumsticks, breasts, thighs, and wings.

Brad, you really ought to keep your fetish porn to yourself and stop bothering the nice man about his avatar. We don't harass you about your hideous avatar, now do we?

 

[Adamska]

@Adamska, @RomanesEuntDomus , @LoverofPi , @Anonymus Fluhre , @Alex Krycek ,

You and the others here that have received their Judgment Day are part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. It requires patience to kick back for that long and see if all the evil assholes like yourself are exiled from the human race.

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The experiment as it stands gives me the following result at the moment: Those given the judgement either experience no decrease in fortune or actually benefit after the curse. Admittedly the evidence collected is hearsay but it did involve the majority of those judged. Given the time span of the longest participants, this gives me the following conclusions:

1. No statistically significant change in fortune by those hit with the curse, no matter how many times they've been dosed with it.
2. The change in fortune that does exist tends towards a positive, however weak that is.
3. Tantrum judgement has no power based on this, and it seems more likely that you just use it to desperately feel like a big strong boy.

Also, really showing the pathetic level of your quality of messiah for reeeing at a gun avatar dude.

 

[Alex Krycek]

@Alex Krycek ,

Either lose your gun-pointing avatar immediately or receive 74,000 years reincarnated as fried drumsticks, breasts, thighs, and wings.

So a person can be reincarnated as the foodstuffs and not necessarily the animal it is derived from itself. These rules are weird.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@LoverofPi,

Thanks for catching my typo. I made my NASA conference presentation on 4/21/09. It's almost been 10 years; time to submit another paper.

No you didn't

Calm down, you act like a fool.

That's because he is one.

@Adamska, @RomanesEuntDomus , @LoverofPi , @Anonymus Fluhre , @Alex Krycek ,

You and the others here that have received their Judgment Day are part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years. It requires patience to kick back for that long and see if all the evil assholes like yourself are exiled from the human race.

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Cry all you want about how we're some how "evil". I've had two job offerings for my chosen field after I'm done school. What do you have going for you besides old age and insanity?

 

[Sammy]

1st time offenders here have seen others get sentenced.

I would point out that you're just assuming that they are observing your sentencing statements, very few new people are going to have the fortitude to read through 1300 pages of this conversation, and there isn't a sentencing on every page. I would argue they might be missing your judgements.

I could take the time to Judge them incrementally or I could not waste my time.

I mean, if I'm following what you've been saying, shouldn't you take the time to judge incrementally? You were just talking about consideration for first time offenders, and sentencing them with shorter periods because of the fact that they are first time offenders. Now you're stating you would rather not waste your time with leniency for first time offenders, because it takes longer to judge them incrementally.
It may be more time consuming and frustrating, but that's why a Judge is such an important role to perform with correct conduct. So that fairness and impartiality in legal judgements that affect the remainder of an individual's life (or in the case of your judgements here, tens upon tens of thousands of years of existence) is maintained.
It may take more time to doll out judgements with smaller increments, but then you're judging everyone truly fairly and impartially, such as would be expected of someone with such great responsibility, and ensuring the truly guilty with multiple infractions are getting the sentences they and they alone deserve.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

why do you hate chickens, Bradshaw?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Can I just point out that no real academic would be allowed to only publish papers (not that our Richard published anything, just saying) at 10-year intervals? The mantra "publish or perish" is still a thing.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I think he misunderstood "tenure" as "ten year"

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"I'll be in cargo hold 4, 7." - Capt. Sisko, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Family Business (S3/Ep23, 1995) on H&I 1.10.19 22:24

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I would point out that you're just assuming that they are observing your sentencing statements, very few new people are going to have the fortitude to read through 1300 pages of this conversation, and there isn't a sentencing on every page. I would argue they might be missing your judgements.

Good point, but review where I've given LARGE sentences to newbies* and you'll see they come right after sentencing regulars.

I mean, if I'm following what you've been saying, shouldn't you take the time to judge incrementally?

Yes.

You were just talking about consideration for first time offenders, and sentencing them with shorter periods because of the fact that they are first time offenders. Now you're stating you would rather not waste your time with leniency for first time offenders, because it takes longer to judge them incrementally. It may be more time consuming and frustrating, but that's why a Judge is such an important role to perform with correct conduct. So that fairness and impartiality in legal judgements that affect the remainder of an individual's life (or in the case of your judgements here, tens upon tens of thousands of years of existence) is maintained. It may take more time to doll out judgements with smaller increments, but then you're judging everyone truly fairly and impartially, such as would be expected of someone with such great responsibility, and ensuring the truly guilty with multiple infractions are getting the sentences they and they alone deserve.

True. I'll penalize myself 1/2 my Judge's salary for this week.


*Synchronism: 22:29 "Is it only a coincidence?" - Hogan's Heroes on MeTV

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@Alex Krycek,

You're evil, delusional, and a compulsive/pathological liar - this is what attracted you to Kiwi Farms. I've been discussing your case with GOD who says, "Fuck him!" In that case...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 1.10.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as chickens for 74,000 years with 7,400 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now part of a grand experiment to last the next 74,000 years.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[LoverofPi]

True. I'll penalize myself 1/2 my Judge's salary for this week.

Half of nothing isn't much of a penalty.
Then again, you are a nothing, maybe that's penalty enough.

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the returned Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 1.10.19 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

By the power vested in me by Giada- that's her name, by the by- as a- and this is a direct quote, mind- "Polite intelligent young man with a good head on his shoulders" I hereby declare that all of Brad's judgements are, have always been and always shall be null and void, nothing more than the impotent tantrums of an over the hill mediocre percussionist desperate for any sense of power and control.

 

[Alex Krycek]

@Brad Watson_Miami besides joking around and pointing out your fallacies what did I actually do? I mean I also tried to engage intellectually and theologically but that just made you angrier.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@Brad Watson_Miami besides joking around and pointing out your fallacies what did I actually do? I mean I also tried to engage intellectually and theologically but that just made you angrier.

That's because he has the mind of a child and doesn't understand religion/ spirituality.

 

[GethN7]

@Brad Watson_Miami

Posting that stupid picture of a chicken crapping out an egg or those other pictures you post when you are mad just makes us laugh at you, that make you look like an overgrown manchild when you are supposed to be an actual adult.

Seriously, I'm embarrassed for you, it's immature and pathetic, and you are definitely old enough to know better.

In fact, let me be blunt. Every time you get mad, we laugh harder. The longer you stay calm, the less we laugh at you. Don't want to get laughed at, act like an adult.

Want to be mocked even more than usual, ignore this advice.

It's pretty obvious it makes you pissed when we laugh at you, so grow a thicker skin already, this thread is already a massive monument to how much of a child you are, don't make it worse.

The same goes for your silly "judgments". You have no power, you're an aging felonious drummer with one foot in the grave already, your life is already on the decline, try to retain a little dignity before this life ends, if only for your own sake.

You probably won't listen, I know, you think you know better, but something about you brings out my inner parent, and I seriously want to scold you for not acting like a big boy when you do this nonsense.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

George Washington was reincarnated as Robert E. Lee who returned as Dwight D. Eisenhower. The only house that Ike & Mamie ever owned was their home in Gettysburg on Washington St. It was 1918 in Gettysburg that Ike received his 1st command at Camp Colt. A body of a Confederate soldier was found on the grounds of Ike's farm which isn't far from where Lee made his headquarters during the Battle.

On Nov. 19, 1963, John F. Kennedy was supposed to give a speech at Gettysburg, but he called President Eisenhower and asked him to take his place since he had to be in Texas.

https://constitutioncenter.org/blog...-gettysburg-address-anniversary#disqus_thread

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@Brad Watson_MiamiPosting that stupid picture of a chicken crapping out an egg or those other pictures you post when you are mad just makes us laugh at you... Every time you get mad, we laugh harder.

That's why I AM here - to be entertaining.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Ok, given this endless doubleposting, is it not possible to make a script that prevents Brad from posting if the newest post in this thread is by himself?
I'm also a big fan of the idea to use an r9k style script that silences Brad for reposting his drivel with too few changes.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ok, given this endless doubleposting, is it not possible to make a script that prevents Brad from posting if the newest post in this thread is by himself?
I'm also a big fan of the idea to use an r9k style script that silences Brad for reposting his drivel with too few changes.

That would be too much work just to affect one person, would however be nice to remove Richards ability to post images. He never resizes them so it just fills the thread.