Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
How many pieces of music did you perform, requiring that many instruments?
Most of those you could play in one piece tbh. A lot of percussion involves switching between those. I’m intrigued by timpanis at church, but set and bongos could be part of a praise group. Depending on the church they might also have a small chamber group which would explain the other ones.
 
Actually....I quite like this avatar. It says something. Not sure WHAT it says yet, but it says something.


But seriously now, Brad you need to calm the fuck down. Getting outright abusive like this you must be courting a temporary threadban by now.
It wouldn't be his first.
 
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Did he hurt your feelings but stating no one wants to see your garbage? It's true, no one does and it should be treated as spam in this thread.
I tend to keep him on ignore and/or skip past his posts whenever I get curious on what everyone else is responding to unless he's completely egregious based on quotations by others precisely because he thinks it's perfectly fine to repost old posts with two or three random changes that are at best grammatical in nature and is too retarded to just post all of his tantruming into one post.
 
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I just wrote the following on https://www.space.com/43070-super-b...93g-DfRqIkBGgij5DYyFtEHy0pnXJAVmL3GBpYNcakNng ...

Coincidentally', I finished tweaking the "7 Seals"/'Beyond Einstein Theories' yesterday when the Super Blood Wolf Moon Lunar Eclipse occured. These are found on the cover of the prophesied "book/scroll". Also on the cover is a photo which fulfills the prophecy of the Qur'an, “And the moon is eclipsed. And the sun and the moon are brought together.” (Al-Qiyamah 75:9-10).
 
It's pretty bad when you see Richards first post of the day and know it will be him either telling us he posted some garbage on a site somewhere or that he changed some minor grammar issues on his fanfiction.
He has nothing else to tell us. The only thing backing up Brad's theories is the autistic delusion if he repeats it, it must be true... so he lets us know he's repeated it.

Brad is past the point where he can see why that doesn't make sense.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami

Exactly why would you expect to hear back from a bunch of people you've blocked?
 
I just wrote the following on https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/help/contactus.html ...

I AM the returned Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've unveiled secrets hidden since the foundation of this world.

WARNING! I expect to hear back from you guys. Do not ignore or dismiss this all-important message.


- Brad Watson, Miami
http://7seals.yuku.com
So, how do you deal with the constant, relentless, crushing rejection of your teachings by absolutely everyone?
Does it help to repeatedly tell yourself that imaginary people on an imaginary planet with a ridiculous and most likely stroke-induced imaginary language supposedly think you're cool?
 
I just wrote the following on https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/help/contactus.html ...

I AM the returned Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated; I've unveiled secrets hidden since the foundation of this world.

WARNING! I expect to hear back from you guys. Do not ignore or dismiss this all-important message.

- Brad Watson, Miami

Brad, this makes me wish I could carpet bomb you with Dumb ratings, no actual Christian with the slightest hint of knowledge of their own faith will EVER take this drooling idiocy seriously.

In fact, if you want to be seen as a false Christ, then congrats, you will be known as the falsest Christ on this planet by the time you've died thanks to all the actual Christians you've annoyed with your heretical spam.
 
Brad, this makes me wish I could carpet bomb you with Dumb ratings, no actual Christian with the slightest hint of knowledge of their own faith will EVER take this drooling idiocy seriously.

In fact, if you want to be seen as a false Christ, then congrats, you will be known as the falsest Christ on this planet by the time you've died thanks to all the actual Christians you've annoyed with your heretical spam.
>implying anyone will know or care about Brad once he sheds his mortal vessel

The most significant thing about Brad kicking the bucket will be us remarking that he hasn't posted for a while, followed by someone randomly finding his obituary online and this thread changing to the "inactive" tag.
Then, roughly a day later, noone will ever give a shit about this thread or its content ever again. It'll sink to the back pages of the forum and that's it.
 
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Exactly why would you expect to hear back from a bunch of people you've blocked?
Because he's a cowardly and hateful weak old man who tries to pretend for himself that he silenced us with his words, and not because he ran away by blocking us in the midst of his childish meltdown at being forced to acknowledge that no Dick, you cannot just do whatever you want; human law still applies to you no matter how crazy you are. He's basically just being dishonest on purpose, but the saddest shit about that is the person he's trying to lie to is himself, not an audience.
 
>implying anyone will know or care about Brad once he sheds his mortal vessel

The most significant thing about Brad kicking the bucket will be us remarking that he hasn't posted for a while, followed by someone randomly finding his obituary online and this thread changing to the "inactive" tag.
Then, roughly a day later, noone will ever give a shit about this thread or its content ever again. It'll sink to the back pages of the forum and that's it.

When Brad goes, I will not be pressing F on this forum.

I will, however, make sure that about 2 years later I'll be eating as much KFC and McNuggets and butcher shop chickens as I can because we all know what's going to happen with Brad when he comes face to face with his creator in the afterlife and gets a taste of his own judgement. :deagle::chicken:
 
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