Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Check the record. This is one of the reasons I write here. (I AM trying to think of what could possibly be another reason?!) He rudely replied to me and made a gay slur at the same time from what I remember. Therefore, it was appropriate for him and everyone to realize that if you harbor ill-will to another based on their sexual preference, sex, ethnicity, nation, etc. then when you return as human, that's what he'll be. In this instance, he'll be gay.

What do you think of this method of sentencing now that you understand it correctly?

I think it sucks ass. Oh, and I got permission from Frank Rizzo to start sentencing vetos. Consider your sentences from the beginning until now null and void.
 
I think it sucks ass. Oh, and I got permission from Frank Rizzo to start sentencing vetos. Consider your sentences from the beginning until now null and void.

Roger, why bother with reversing sentences or other nullifying them. Just talk to Richard Bradshaw Watson on his level:

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See how rational that sounds. It makes perfect sense to talk to @Brad Watson_Miami on his same sanity level...

Also subtly reminding Richard of how crazy he is makes him tnioensnbbtocm wuite a bit. Please be mindful of that. whoinenicnineifhonwoixnnf
 
Then why did you sentence somebody saying that when he gets reincarnated as a human he would be gay?

Let's play the assessing context game!

Ruin posted this:

I think I solved the code you guys.

Brad secretly craves cock.

And Brad responded with this:

Ruin,

You have a prejudice against homosexuals. You will be reincarnated as nonhuman for 666 years with 174 non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be as a homosexual.

Does everyone see how your prejudice works into your karma? Take note of that.

If you look really closely and actually read all of the words instead of looking straight to the word homosexual and declaring Brad a homophobe like you did twice now you'll see there is some sort of meaning to them. Ruin says Brad secretly craves cock, Brad thinks that saying this as an insult demonstrates a prejudice against homosexuals, Brad judges Ruin and sentences them to be reincarnated as a homosexual in their next human reincarnation and asks if everyone sees how prejudice affects their Karma.

If I had to guess, and it's a real tricky one believe you me, this choice might have a subtle connection with the exact thing he's responding to and outright stated twice in his post. It's a punishment for what Brad perceived as prejudice against homosexuals.

Don't you think there's enough to say to Brad without deliberately misinterpreting his statements? He's a pretty interesting guy you know.
 
Now since you like 192131151811919, that's GOOD7__4, right?

I've given up trying to translate your moonspeak. Until you start talking like a normal person then I'm not even going to notice the number bullshit.

However, I will tell you that insulting us in moonspeak only makes you look like a dunce.
 
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I AM actually surprised that you would mock those who discovered ancient wisdom and passed it on through the ages. What a 49311. Why did you bother to buy it if you don't respect esoteric knowledge and the keepers of it?

I know who Eisen is from that one book. Who's the other guy?

Koot Hooli Lal Singh (also known as Kuthuli) is one of the Risen Adepts, one of the Great White Brotherhood of the Ascended Masters. (Thought you said you read the book.) He is one of that group of great mystics who discovered ancient wisdom and passed it on through the ages. It has been stated by the Ascended that he was Pythagoras in a previous incarnation. The Ascended are the same ones that passed along the the ancient wisdom of Gematria, so if you claim they are lying about Kuthuli being Pythagoras then you have just shot yourself in the foot -- because that would render Gematria as a false science.

Care to amend your answer? Or do you prefer to lose any credibility in anything you have stated anywhere on the internet? Or perhaps you claim to be Kuthuli in one of your previous incarnations?
 
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You want to see me "start talking like a normal person"? Ok, wait right there.
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You're giving up trying to translate my gematria(8,74) code because you're a 1212625691981921311518. You want to see me "start talking like a normal person"? Ok, wait right there.

I'd translate the Sperg Speech, but I'm too busy indulging in sloth right now to really bother right now. I'm lying on my bed, just chillin'; it's great. Besides, it'll likely be something awful and rude.

As an aside, when you threaten people with being cows, you ever realize some of them might get off on the being eaten part? Or the getting butchered part? Because there are people that geniunely get sexual gratification from it.
 
I've given up trying to translate your moonspeak. Until you start talking like a normal person then I'm not even going to notice the number bullshit.

However, I will tell you that insulting us in moonspeak only makes you look like a dunce.

Yeah, I'm not even reading the number stuff anymore. Hey, I tried. I actually asked Brad several questions about his methodology, most of which he ignored. If he can't discuss it, I can't be bothered to read it.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami , I'm still waiting for you to respond to my earlier question about your "Theory of Luck", and how you arrived at the numerical values for the words you used in your equation. I refer you to my previous post:

Brad Watson_Miami said: ↑
luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]

Okay, where are these numbers coming from? Are they just arbitrary values you assigned to come up with 100?

When you solve equations you are trying to balance both sides, equal them out (hence "equa-tion". Using gematria -- which is the numerological method you have been using in every other post -- luck should be represented by the number 47. This is what we get on the right side:

[karma 44 + modesty 101] x [desire 60 + actions 81 + abilities 86 + contributions 179 + blessings 106] = 74240

Clearly, neither 100 nor the value for luck(47) is any where close to 74240 so this is not a proper equation unless you can provide a valid reason for assigning those specific values. I ask you, as the scientist you have claimed to be numerous times, to please provide evidence that supports this "Theory of Luck".
 
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Appears to be "SUCKER ASS".
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Appears to be "LAZY FISHUCKER".

I have three hypotheses to explain this strange phenomenon:
1.) Brad can't spell.
2.) Brad had lost the power of Gematria.
3.) Brad knows I have him on the ropes over the Pythagoras lie and has been reduced to spouting gibberish.

Which hypothesis will prove to be fact? Only time will tell. That is the scientific method.
 
Appears to be "SUCKER ASS".

Appears to be "LAZY FISHUCKER".

I have three hypotheses to explain this strange phenomenon:
1.) Brad can't spell.
2.) Brad had lost the power of Gematria.
3.) Brad knows I have him on the ropes over the Pythagoras lie and has been reduced to spouting gibberish.

Which hypothesis will prove to be fact? Only time will tell. That is the scientific method.

I will guess option #4, Richard does not understand what Pythagoras lie is and would rather pick a better easier target to rile up...
 
@Brad Watson_Miami , I'm still waiting for you to respond to my earlier question about your "Theory of Luck", and how you arrived at the numerical values for the words you used in your equation. I refer you to my previous post:
I find the question you posed to @Brad Watson_Miami very interesting, and I hope he provides a considered, logical response, based on the facts we have available.
 
I find the question you posed to @Brad Watson_Miami very interesting, and I hope he provides a considered, logical response, based on the facts we have available.

@tomgirl4life

He came up with the theory from his personal word salad generator(his Brain), do you think he will provide a reasonable answer after he told Roger to wait for him to "talk like a normal person"?

If you ask Brad rational questions, you will get trolled by a Confirmation Biased person. He is looking for targets to fight with for meaningless debate that proves nothing.

If you want to anger him talk to him on his level. I.E. nien rhinen thneinf ienrnei neyhnenf neune, einernid enrnie nenke?

Don't put more effort into it than he is...
 
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