Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
If reincarnation were possible (which it isn't), wouldn't Albert Einstein be some reincarnation of someone else? And wouldn't that person be a reincarnation of someone else and so on and so forth until you reached this "base soul" (souls aren't actually real BTW. All life is pretty much a product of chemical reactions)? What about when identical twins are born? Do they share the same soul or do two different people have to die at the same time?
 
Azazel,

Ya, we all get it. You're an antichrist with a HUGE ego. I taught you Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 butt you're too much of a 221202080125 to learn anything else.

5/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: 1,274 years non-human reincarnation (maximum), 474 non-commutable (maximum).


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so why bother hang out here anymore?

You're one to talk about having a huge ego, you haven't taught me anything, Brad. I didn't need you to figure out an alphanumeric cipher, literally anyone who can count and knows their ABCs knows that. But I'm going to continue to "bother hang out here" (Nice grammar, Brad), because your pseudo-intellectual flailing is a mildly entertaining diversion. I also don't believe you put anyone on ignore, because your ego is too big for something like that.
 
You're one to talk about having a huge ego, you haven't taught me anything, Brad. I didn't need you to figure out an alphanumeric cipher, literally anyone who can count and knows their ABCs knows that. But I'm going to continue to "bother hang out here" (Nice grammar, Brad), because your pseudo-intellectual flailing is a mildly entertaining diversion. I also don't believe you put anyone on ignore, because your ego is too big for something like that.
By my count he now has more than 15 people on ignore (and I'm pretty sure he's really doing it because I've posted some things that he would never let pass without comment). How many more does he have to do this to before we can talk to the Powers-That-Be (aka Null) to revoke his ignore privileges?
 
I want to flag this autism as spam but I don't want to drive Null/Hellblazer to incurable alcoholism.
I had to flag it. I couldn't help myself. IT'S THE THIRD FUCKING TIME TODAY HE'S POSTED IT!

(And you know he's gonna post it again.)
 
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So has Brad done any altruistic things?
Yes but I could certainly do more.
Helped the poverty-stricken through action?
Yes but I could certainly could do more.
Walked with and treated the physically sick or deformed?
Yes but I could certainly do more.
Passing judgment on a message board doesn't count because that's what everyone on a message board does.
Clearly wrong. Who else has fulfilled prophecy, produced the "7 seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories', and "judges everyone according74 to their actions (Rev 22:12) with reincarnation sentences? No one.
If this is the second coming of Christ then I guess it just proves that sequels are rarely as good as the originals.
Jesus son of Joseph is a tough act to follow! But you act like the sequel is finished74; it's just beginnin'74.*


*Synchronism: 5/4/15 21:59 "Oh, my sweet Jesus" - South Park on Comedy Channel
 
I had to flag it. I couldn't help myself. IT'S THE THIRD FUCKING TIME TODAY HE'S POSTED IT!

(And you know he's gonna post it again.)

Also I'm not sure if BradJesus realises this, but by spamming his bullshit here, it's only going to increase the odds that Google links to the Farms on the offchance that some innocent dope actually searches up his "theory", where said dope will find nothing but 200+ pages of derision against the reincarnation of Albert Einstein.

As always, in the end, a cow is his own worst troll.
 
Are you really good? Otherwise, no thanks.
Admittedly I'm mediocre when compared with great musicians such as yourself, but I've been playing for years and enjoy a good jam session. Going to try and get into playing Dan tranh or Koto (Vietnamese and Japanese zithers) next year or so, gotta save that cash though and get lessons when I first start to learn the basic techniques. Could we jam if I was playing one of those?
 
@Atlas 95

You've continually rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,274 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: 474 years non-commutable...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list so there's no point74 in you writing here anymore.

When you have some classics down on Dan tranh or Koto (Vietnamese and Japanese zithers), get back to me with that request. I do think those instruments are cool. After a little saki. it drives the Vietnamese and Japanese women of the 19th century crazy!
 
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Yes but I could certainly do more.

Yet you're here, basing your divine retribution on forum posts rather than what a person may have done and possibly will do. It's like you're judging whether a book should be endorsed or banned based on half a sentence. There's no context other than how they emotionally impact you in the moment. Your obsession to quantify everything and link it to set values comes off as you just trying to rationalize your own feelings. You have no charisma, demonstrate no compassion, and seem to enjoy distributing your own sense of justice.

Grats on being a Kiwi. We meet at Red Lobster every Friday.
 
Come on and join us in the 21st century. Reincarnation has been proven by science. Google: reincarnation science.

Benjamin Franklin went public with his beliefs in reincarnation (google that). Who in all of world history was smarter than Dr. Franklin? At the 2004 Einstein Conference at the Aspen Institute, five different presenters compared Franklin to Albert Einstein. Throw in Abraham Lincoln in-between and you have a timeline that's a wave as well as particles - wave-particle duality.
http://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave-particle_duality
 
...This was fun at first but I feel we are just going in fucking circles now
We've been going in fucking circles for the past week now. It's like being trapped in the mad teacups ride at Disney World and never being able to get off.
 
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Come on and join us in the 21st century. Reincarnation has been proven by science. Google: reincarnation science.

Come join us in the 21st century Brad where there is such a thing as psuedoscience. Every single article from a credible source immediately an poke holes in methodology. You'd know this if you didn't cherry pick information, were academically honest and had any sort of integrity. Since you have none of those things we can discount anything you say.
 
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