Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
You entirely missed my point74 and because of that, you get an even worse sentence.

You act like you're "a seeker of truth trying on the transcendent mind to achieve unity with the all-powerful and attain unto the enlightenment", yet when you're presented with GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4, you dismiss it and mock it. And when you are presented with me, the Christ, you dismiss that and mock me.

You seemed attracted to a tortoise or badass snapping turtle, therefore...

Sentence: Reincarnated as tortoise for 1,000 years, 374 years are non-commutable.

I don't fast at all but I do watch what I eat and try to exercise.

Hilary Clinton is NOT the "reincarnation of Mary Magdalen"; Marily Monroe was and she was reincarnated as ----- -------.

"Synchronism: 'Hey Alex, any chance I can borrow 12 bucks for stationary?' - My friend Dana, my house, 5/6/2015." How was that significant?
All know that the Tortoise is a sacred being, incapable of a mortal obtaining its divine form. I implore you to try again, as the last true Bodhisattva I will transcend this mortal form and finally move on to becoming an Arahant and shed the mortal form its entirety. This is why your judgements are invalid Brad Watson Miami. You speak so much of fate, destiny things of that nature which the brain of the mortal cannot comprehend. My mortality is grated like fine cheese that the noble cows produce and swirl into the fine chilli that is the universe. The Taco Bell-like form of your cheese is far less than the fine cheese of my supreme existence. Mine is at least Gouda, not Taco Bell.

The Synchronism is palpable for the letter you must focus on is the letter than the Great Spirit has written in your mind &/or soul. Dana wanted Stationary and wanted exactly 12 dollars, 12 seasons in a year, 12 apostles, 24 hours in a day. Don't you see the connection Brad Watson Miami?

Synchronism: "I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm" Iggy and the Stooges, Search and Destroy, 5/6/2015.
 
@Alex Krycek

You're really good at this, sir.
Good at what? Reminding @Brad Watson_Miami that I am a true Bodhisattva and that the Tortoise is a divine being as expressed by the prophet Stephen King in his sequel/prequel to the 1960s It? There is nothing but enlightenment on the road ahead, so long as you know that the road ahead has a lot of pot holes and when pot holes smoke too much pot they tend to become lazy and hungry. This is why his Taco Bell-like form is so appealing to many on the road, but the enlightened Kiwi can discern and overcome once they realize that he has been a deceiving New Zealander hungry for bird meat (more than one kind actually).

Hear me Brad Watson Miami, a great prophet has only once been able to stump me! I am the highest Bodhisattva! Striving to destroy the Archon, only one riddle has ever eluded me, a wise man once said this. I still cannot decipher its meaning:

"My name's Inos... Wha 'chu up to? I'm eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this dige, mon?" At first glance it is strange and nearly incoherent, but I believe that the meaning has layers. Certainly there must be some way to decipher the great wisdom that lies therein for the benefit of all humanity.
 
GOD: the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'.

3000 years ago "God" was the entity that would cause your tribes crops to fail if it was not appeased in the right ritual fashion, now it's just a OS in your definition. My comment on Mankind changing the definition of "God" as time goes on covered this

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the original and number 1 programmer/the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its'.
This also isn't a new concept , many Greek heroes where children of the gods; other folklore talk of men and women imbued with the power of their chosen deity.

"John Dee was a Rosicrucian and possibly a Mason. He wrote On the Mystical Rule of the Seven Planets (1583). 'It's no secret that John Dee had a tremendous influence on Queen Elizabeth I. She constantly relied on his advice with regard to astrology and numbers. As an operative in her Majesty's spy network, Dee ostensibly conducted his business under the* secret identity of agent 007... Dee regarded the number 7 to be the most significant of all numbers...Dee came to regard 7 to be 'his number'. First, there are 7 letters in his name.'" (Richard Allen Wagner's The Lost Secret of William Shakespeare (ebook, 2010) ISBN 978-1-4276-4325-4
This is all new age bunk, have you actually done research into the man beyond a wiki article (actually the wiki article never mentions him being a spy but having a close friendship with Francis Willingham who was the Queen's spymaster) and this tripe? He was never a spy or a mason, while yes he was the court astrologer he mostly was an advisor to England voyages of discovery due to his work in the field of astronomy.

Sure, what about it?
The fact that your "universal quantum computer" can't run on a binary system.

there is no such thing as "Gods"; there are gods, God-incarnate, and GOD.

Then explain the difference between upper case G and lower case g in the scheme of god hood?
 
@The Knife,

How did I forget to judge your ungodly antichrist soul?

5/6/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 non-commutable (maximum).


You are now on my ignore list. I won't be seeing your 1920211694 318116 anymore, thank GOD!
 
You are now on my ignore list. God-incarnate wishes you Good-bye, 49311 8514.

And that's 26. I would go to Null/Hellblazer about getting his ability to ignore blocked, but I am relatively new here and though I seem to be fairly popular (at least I hope I am), I think such a request would be better received from someone who has been here much longer and has a better-known reputation.
 
You know, It gets boring when Richard's autistic version of Christian-Buddhism cannot be rebutted in anyway due to censorship. You guys up for a talk of actual theology, music theory, or anything more interesting than the copypasta Ricky's just gonna front as free hosting spam?
 
Now you know why we've are content to sit on 50: America=50.
No, I really don't. There's a huge DC statehood movement, and the people of Puerto Rico voted in a 2012 referendum that they preferred statehood. Now, there are certainly partisan political arguments against either becoming a state (the likely addition of two Democratic Senators from each), constitutional arguments over whether or not DC should get statehood, economic and cultural arguments as to whether or not Puerto Rico should become a state, and things like that, but nothing relating to the number fifty. Could you please explain the significance of the number fifty?
 
BlueArmedDevil,

That's enough of your devilish replies. You've constantly rudely judged GOD & I, therefore...

5/6/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).


You are now on my ignore list, Good-bye from God-incarnate.
 
@The Knife,

How did I forget to judge your ungodly antichrist soul?

5/6/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 non-commutable (maximum).


You are now on my ignore list. I won't be seeing your 1920211694 318116 anymore, thank GOD!

But I still gotta see your stupid crap? There's no justice. :(
 
BlueArmedDevil,

That's enough of your devilish replies. You've constantly rudely judged GOD & I, therefore...

5/6/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).


You are now on my ignore list, Good-bye from God-incarnate.

You don't have too many people left to block man.
 
BlueArmedDevil,

That's enough of your devilish replies. You've constantly rudely judged GOD & I, therefore...

5/6/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).


You are now on my ignore list, Good-bye from God-incarnate.
Dude, you're the one rudely judging us lol
 
Wow, Brad is in full temper tantrum mode now, ignoring people who aren't even trying to be insulting. Merely asking difficult questions is enough to set him against you. This is the internet equivalent of stamping your feet, plugging your ears and screaming "lalalalala can't hear youuuu". I wonder if Jesus or Einstein ever employed this particular tactic against their critics.
 
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