Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
He's basically this guy from the fairly odd parents
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This probably shouldn't be a surprise, but he's into other nutjob conspiracy theories too. He has exact dates for the birth of both Mary Magdalene and Jesus, as well as the date of the crucifixion. The crucifixion can maybe be estimated to around that time, but based on scriptural accounts -- the only histories of Jesus' life -- and the timeline for traditional customs, the most likely time for Jesus' birth was around September.

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Also of note, it says in both of these that Jesus and Mary had a daughter named Sarah. In the very documentary he uses as evidence in the second example, there is no mention of a daughter named Sarah but rather a son named Judah.

Let's also not forget that the only DNA tests that were performed in the tomb were on the couple named Jesus (6th most common name at the time) and Mary (most common female name) to show that they were not related. No other tests were performed to show that any of the bodies were related, so there is not even any evidence that this was a family tomb. Not to mention that, since Jesus' family was from Galilee, they probably wouldn't have a family tomb in Jerusalem. But no, there's no need for any real "evidence" when you are the Messiah reincarnated. No, you just have to watch shady documentaries.
 
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And I'm sure the only "evidence" he has for any of those date is the result of his number games. "Jesus was born on April 17th 6BC, because the girl who sold me the Bible was named April, and Jesus's name appears 17 times on page 6."

That's so Brad, eh?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
And I'm sure the only "evidence" he has for any of those date is the result of his number games. "Jesus was born on April 17th 6BC, because the girl who sold me the Bible was named April, and Jesus's name appears 17 times on page 6."

That's so Brad, eh?
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Needs more 7s and 4s, and a reference to Nestor.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Yeah, @Brad Watson_Miami is also a dumbass who doesn't realize that many experts agree that the "A" was derived from a bull's head.
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@Brad Watson_Miami knows that despite it being universally agreed that the letters have different origins it is actually a conspiracy
(also you can even see it now that the legs of an A are the horns of a bull)

Also it is well known that W was the last letter not J
 
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