Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
If I recognize that fact can we move on and forgive each other for our past transgressions? What would Jesus do?
Jesus would ask what "transgression" do you accuse me of having committed here?!

Jesus son of Joseph died sometime in the 40 years after he was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC and was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com . The question now is, "How will the returned Christ judge me for my actions?"*


*Synchronism: 10/17/15 10:46 "Dante in The Inferno connected degrees of sin with each of the 9 levels of Hell: being separated from GOD." - History Channel 2 (H2)
 
@Brad Watson_Miami Yo Jesus, can you explain this?
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>Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
I wish to ask a recalculation, how do I make my service shorter?
Repent, publically apologize and properly identify yourself, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court for a retrial. Aren't you glad you don't have to hire an attorney or pay any fine?
Can I choose what animal I am?
Usually, if one has FAILED then they cannot chose some comfortable non-human reincarnation such as family dog.
 
I'm a bit confused on how these punishments are kept track of &/or enforced. I mean, Brad isn't going to be around for 1000 years or whatever. So is there like some poor bastard in the heaven dimension or something whose job it is to keep track of all this stuff forever, because I kind of feel for him if that's the case. Or is it Brad himself that keeps track of it and passes it down to the next god-sockpuppet-person, like someone gave him a book of punishments when he was born and was like "Hey Albert Einstein wanted you to have this you'll know what to do with it". Or is it something completely different and I just need to take a ton of acid to find out?
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami Yo Jesus, can you explain this?
Yes and GOD has judged me according(74) to my actions as GOD "judges everyone according to their actions". Jesus son of Joseph was a convicted criminal and was sentenced to 39 lashes and crucifixion. Any and all accusations against me of "being violent" are lies as are some of the other accusations by the police. Who would imagine that the police would lie about the 2nd Coming of the Christ?! I was guilty of driving with a suspended license - I had to get to work - and was never informed I could get a special license for that. I never hired a lawyer for anything. There's more explanations but that's GOOD enough for you.

It's important to keep records. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions" (Rev 20:13, 22:12)?
 
@StallChaser,

I've been around for all eternity. I was Albert Einstein and look how I returned and recognized my former incarnation and continued my missions, i.e. discovering the "unified field theory". In my next life, as a child I will be drawn to the life and teaching of Brad Watson and by age 6 or 7 will be reading the "7 Seals" revealed* as 'beyond Einstein theories'. Have you read them at http://7seals.blogspot.com ? If not, please do. I can answer your questions.


*Synchronism: 10/17/15 11:17 "Reveals a crucifix" - History Channel 2 (H2)
 
You know, the more I'm exposed to this guy, the more I just can't shake the feeling that he's trolling us. I believe that he's a cow, but something doesn't add up. His responses are just the right blend of insanity to give his detractors a steady stream of material to call him out on, but he quite tactfully ignores anything that would lead to a drawn-out argument where the flaws in his logic could be expounded upon in detail. This feels more like a stage performance than a genuine display of madness. It's like how My Immortal is written; Brad acts crazy, but in such a specific, repetitive pattern that eventually it comes across as more showmanship than the real thing.

Of course, I fully admit that this is entirely speculation on my part.
 
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You know, the more I'm exposed to this guy, the more I just can't shake the feeling that he's trolling us. I believe that he's a cow, but something doesn't add up. His responses are just the right blend of insanity to give his detractors a steady stream of material to call him out on, but he quite tactfully ignores anything that would lead to a drawn-out argument where the flaws in his logic could be expounded upon in detail. This feels more like a stage performance than a genuine display of madness. It's like how My Immortal is written; Brad acts crazy, but in such a specific, repetitive pattern that eventually it comes across as more showmanship than the real thing.

Of course, I fully admit that this is entirely speculation on my part.

I used to think that until the topic of the criminal charges came up. Now I am in the camp of he is really this way.

Brad is smart and no fool, but there are a few lights that are not well wired if you know what I mean.
 
Whoever conceived Agent 47 knows the GOD=7_4 code

u wot m8

Many words have alternate spellings and through the centuries, spellings change. We didn't even have the letter J and 26 letters until the revised King James Bible of 1629. 'Genesis' is pronounced 'Gen-a-sis' not 'Gene-sis'. So Genasis is a better spelling phonetically and...

Brad confirmed for Genasis fanboy.
 
If I remember what's learnt growing up correctly wasn't Jesus innocent and Pilate was pressured into convicting him anyway
Jesus* son of Joseph was convicted of heresy by the Jewish leaders and sedition by the Romans. He was guilty of both these charges.


*Synchronism: 10/17/15 11:38 "Benjamin Franklin" - History Channel 2 (H2)
 
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