Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
ATTENTION Demons!

The limit for reincarnation sentences is cancelled. Do you want to play the game? @tomgirl4life is playing the game and she's up to 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable. @voiceguy is playing the game and he's also up to 4,000 years and 2,000 years.

So theoretically you could sentence someone to infinite?
Is that possible?
Or is there a limit?
But if you're Jesusfrankenstein shouldn't you be able to break the limit?
Your powers are infinite, right?
Or are they limited?
I mean, we already crucified you once, so clearly there is some limit.
 
@Chan the Wizar

You had nothing to do with my crucifixion 2,000 years ago. You were a camel then and you will be again-and-again* after this life.


*Synchronism: 10/18/15 01:09 "Who ever hears these words will not taste death." - Jesus the Lost 40 Days on History Channel 2 (H2)
 
@Chan the Wizar

You had nothing to do with my crucifixion 2,000 years ago. You were a camel then and you will be again-and-again* after this life.


*Synchronism: 10/18/15 01:09 "Who ever hears these words will not taste death." - Jesus the Lost 40 Days on History Channel 2 (H2)

Ok, camels are pretty cool, but that wasn't my question.
My question was can someone be forever trapped in reincarnation limbo? Or are your powers limited?
Because you had a maximum, but you've since raised it. But is there a new maximum? Did you have to ask Daddy permission before you could?
 
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@Chan the Wizzer,

"Daddy"? Father Sol? No, I never ask permission from GOD. We have discussions sometimes - there's a constant communication. How about you? How's your relationship with GOD?

@MasterDisaster,

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable.

Man, when you finally return to humanity, things will be really progressed! The rest of us we'll have had alot of fun while you were busy sniffing alot of smelly asses.
 
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@Chan the Wizzer,

"Daddy"? Father Sol? No, I never ask permission from GOD. We have discussions sometimes - there's a constant communication. How about you? How's your relationship with GOD?

I don't have auditory or visual hallucinations, so I don't have discussions with imaginary beings.

So is God the sun? I can't say I remember the bible referring to God as Father Sol.
 
@MasterDisaster,

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable.

Man, when you finally return to humanity, things will be really progressed! The rest of us we'll have had alot of fun while you were busy sniffing alot of smelly asses.
That the best you got you capricious Christ conspirator? God told me you were a lonely failure of a man and damn if he wasn't right.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami , why do you choose FOD=6_4 as the basis of Planet Nestor, what is the significance of 6 or F? Why can't it be like, for example, COD=3_4 or MOD=13_4?
 
@MasterDisaster,

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 4,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 2,000 years non-commutable.

Man, when you finally return to humanity, things will be really progressed! The rest of us we'll have had alot of fun while you were busy sniffing alot of smelly asses.
But I thought you said earlier that the maximum sentence was only 2,000 years.

Brad Watson_Miami said:
Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years (maximum) with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

You're lying, the reincarnation of Albert Christ wouldn't lie like that. I should know, I'm in direct contact with the real reincarnation of Einstein and Christ and he called you a faker. And not even the kind that can make swords.
 
Theory of Luck

Luck 100 points = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]
Sorry, nerd, but Dungeons and Dragons is incredibly satanic. That's not very becoming of the reincarnation of Christ--maybe you're actually the anti-Christ?
 
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