Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
*Cubanodun,

"Basic Christians"? Do you live in an atheist housing project or something? In the United States, you can kinda put all those who consider themselves 'Christian' into two categories: Liberal Democrat and Conservative Republican. I'd guess they're about 50-50. The liberal Christians usually are much more open-minded to evolution, however, the conservative Republicans will at least consider 'GOD-guided evolution theory'.

im a atheist, my mother is christian, everyone just practice vanilla christianity here except some lazy bums that go for the evangelic approach, in this years people has stopped caring about being one and now go for more cool religions like "santeros"
 
Hey Brad, still waiting for your Christological stance. Do you believe in the trinity? Are you actually a Christian or more of a Monist or Pantheist? Despite you condemning me to millenia of reincarnation as a non-human (probably most of the population too), I still forgive you and pray Christ has mercy on your eternal soul.
 
@Techpriest,

I never heard of "the Omnissiah, the Machine Spirit". Is that like GOD is everywhere, including in our technology?

@Alex Krycek/anonymous coward,

Fuck you. Stick that gun up your ass and then stick it down your throat.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 2,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable.

You are now on my IGNORE list.
 
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@Alex Krycek/anonymous coward,

Fuck you. Stick that gun up your ass and then stick it down your throat.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 2,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable.

You are now on my IGNORE list.

You've already used that one on me. Use that GODBRAIN of yours to get some fresh material.
 
@Alex Krycek/anonymous coward,

Fuck you. Stick that gun up your ass and then stick it down your throat.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 2,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable.

You are now on my IGNORE list.
I've already been sentenced to that haven't I? I though God was infallible.

Why are you cursing at me? God is supposed to be just and merciful. Alex Krycek is also my real name, I'm not anonymous at all.
 
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I am simply wondering if you believe this could be an aspect of GOD or one of his angels blessing mankind with the glory of the machine.
Most prophets have a thicker skin than Brad; at least Jesus and Jim Jones didn't bitch out and run away sobbing. They also tended to have quality stories to tell and were willing to teach if you asked them, again unlike Bradley the sexually impotent manchild.
 
@Tim Buckley (screen name?),

New here? For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to
"judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Revelation 20:13, 22:12)?
 
@Tim BuckleyDo you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to
"judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Revelation 20:13, 22:12)?
God is also supposed to be eternally loving and forgiving, so unless you're an Evangelical Protestant or starting a cult (oh wait....) shut the fuck up with your shit about being Jesus. Or don't, I laugh either way.
 
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Yesterday at the Dunkin' Doughnuts in North Miami (the one with the young Muslim woman from Jerusalem), I had a discussion with GOD about the Judgments here. (Don't worry, it wasn't a verbal discussion. I didn't bother anyone eating their Old-Fashioneds or drinking their coffee.) GOD told me, "Although there are many viscous atheists on kiwifarms.net and some viscous believers in GOD and Jesus, remember that your main mission is to teach everyone and try your best to get your lessons across to everyone. Yes, you are to Judge those who are guilty of ungodly and antichrist behavior but your Judgments should do more to encourage repentance, meaning that my non-commutable Judgments are too severe. My primary sentences are severe but understandable under the onslaught of constant demonic attacks. But you should definitely lower the non-commutable Judgments to show that GOD is just & forgiving." On rare occasion, I disagree with GOD but not this time.

Now GOD is telling me, "And don't lock yourself into having to IGNORE members completely. There are some posts from the sentenced that you need to respond to." That's true. I'll now stop ignoring all posts from those sentenced.

You'll now notice that I AM not lowering any of the primary Judgments but that all my non-commutable sentences are being lowered in order to promote repentance. But don't think I will commute primary sentences after just a few sentences by someone writing about how they've 'seen the light'. It certainly doesn't work that way. Those who sincerely repent must apologize publically using their real name and general location, do many hours of verifiable community service and then petition this court. I'll then evaluate the case and make my ruling. There's certainly no guarantee that one will have their bad luck reversed and their non-human reincarnation duration reduced but I - the Christ - AM just & forgiving.

GOD also tells me, "And you have to keep better records! Don't be lazy about this. Write stuff down and keep track of all your Judgments here and copy-and-paste them to http://7seals.yuku.com . You accepted your position as the Christ and Judge of all humanity without being told that you're going to get a secretary to help you. STOP being lazy about the clerical work!" Ya, your right. But it's all such a pain-in-the-ass and time consuming. You know that I'd rather be doing other things. And I thought I'd be getting more support from others by now including clerical work.

@Batman VS Tony Danza / anonymous cow ard,

How have you bean? Remind me, have you read the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and http://7seals.yuku.com ? They've been tweaked quite abit in the last 6 months. Please read them and discuss them here.
 
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Wow, back in my day (7 months ago) you had to hound Brad repeatedly for several pages before you got a sentence over 1,000 years. Most people only got a few hundred, even Null only had 474. Voiceguy had 1,474 and he argued with Brad for like 50 pages. Now you just say one wrong thing to him, or question his dogma and you're slapped with 1,400 years in Brad-Jail, and I see some people getting 4,000 year sentences, almost twice as long as any of the worst offenders got when he was raging at us in his final days before his departure.

He didn't use to directly curse at us either, he would use the numeral cipher codes to spell out curse words, like a 4th grader would. It was so cute. Now he's graduated to saying "Fuck you" without hiding behind his cipher. It's so funny how the longer Brad stays here, the more bitter and vitriolic he gets. The mental degradation is astounding to see.

Also, as I recall brad doesn't even have the ability to ignore people anymore, admins stripped him of that long ago. Brad, you should post an updated list of your sentences, you had quite a lot last time so you might want to tweak it before you sentence so many people that it becomes difficult for you to remember them all. I know you have trouble remembering it all and have even asked us to do it for you at times.

You might also wish to resentence some of them with harsher sentences since you seem to more inclined to that as well. Probably want to have a thousand year minimum on all sentences. I'm glad you're back to saying more insane things instead of just copying and pasting though. It makes for a much more entertaining read.

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"And you have to keep better records! STOP being lazy about the clerical work!". And I thought I'd be getting more support from others by now including clerical work.

So glad to see God agrees with me. Type up your own shit and stop being lazy. You already filled up one website with your ramblings, keeping up with a simple list isn't that big of a stretch. Like we said 7 months ago we're not going to keep track of your insanity, only you're capable of managing that.

But I just think it's so funny that even God is telling you stop ignoring people. I guess since the admins disabled your ignore ability months ago, they were acting out God's will? So basically Null is some kinda prophet, the way I see it. and God wants you to own up to your hypocrisy instead of just pretending it doesn't exist. Imagine that.
 
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With GOD's constant help, I've fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation Ch 5-8 by having produced the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'. Please see http://7seals.blogspot.com . This 74-page booklet is titled There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, nonlocality, retrocausality, design-and-alignment and it plus much more can be found at http://7seals.yuku.com . According to the Bible, only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can accomplish this.

See the GOD=7_4 theory/algorithm/code at http://GOD704.wikia.com
 
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