captn_kettle
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Why did my judgement day have to be today? You should have judged me yesterday, i was fucking boss.
Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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Why did my judgement day have to be today? You should have judged me yesterday, i was fucking boss.
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@Brad Watson_Miami I'll prove I'm near Miami Brad. What street corner are you hanging out on Sunday with your "I'm Jesus" sign. I'll come by and toss you a $1.
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For some reason, I always assumed that Samuel Beam was the reincarnation of Jesus, since he's so soft-spoken and folk-y. It's nice to know that the actual reincarnation of Jesus is much closer to the way fundamentalists describe him.
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@Brad Watson_Miami you only have half an hour to make me the happiest man alive since @VGB-OPSEC went to that nambla convention.
Brad Watson_Miami
Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Deriving pleasure from another person's misfortune is evil. Therefore...
By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 6/1/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.
Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years with 7.4 years non-commutable just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.
Note: You can repent...
c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
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Brad, why do you post these judgements when you have been notified several times that we laugh at them? Nobody is afraid of an idiot on the internet who thinks they are Christ and Einstein reincarnated and has no understanding of reincarnation or the religions that feature it. There are several prophecies in the bible that state what the Second Coming of Christ is supposed to feature. You are a retard who screams about numbers and when people say the same words as you elsewhere. Newsflash: it's a language. That's going to happen you idiot. Do you even have a house?
Also i have to laugh. You do at least share one trait with Yahweh, or at least the fundamentalist christian version. You have no working understanding of the difference between evil and negativity. You have no scale of harshness. You condemn everyone nearly equally. You treat being rude and doubting you on the same level as you would presumably treat a murderer or a rapist.
Also i have to laugh. You do at least share one trait with Yahweh, or at least the fundamentalist christian version. You have no working understanding of the difference between evil and negativity. You have no scale of harshness. You condemn everyone nearly equally. You treat being rude and doubting you on the same level as you would presumably treat a murderer or a rapist.
Brad Watson_Miami
Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
True & Honest Fan
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@Pac,
I edited my reply to that video to...
GOD=7_4 Theory - 'thee theory of everything' - includes the #74. See http://GOD704.wikia.com .
Maybe you're aware that that mathematician was showing how the #74 could be expressed as A^3 + B^3 + C^3. He'd already gone through the proofs of many other numbers using this formula. Therefore, 74 was only proven through some serious new computer capabilities. But that proves that under that equation, 74 could be expressed like most other numbers.
74 (k) = x^3 + y^3 + z^3 will not be going in my GOD=7_4 Theory. Thanks for bringing it to my attention and 621311 251521.
It's Day 4 of the Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disaster experiment.
I edited my reply to that video to...
GOD=7_4 Theory - 'thee theory of everything' - includes the #74. See http://GOD704.wikia.com .
Maybe you're aware that that mathematician was showing how the #74 could be expressed as A^3 + B^3 + C^3. He'd already gone through the proofs of many other numbers using this formula. Therefore, 74 was only proven through some serious new computer capabilities. But that proves that under that equation, 74 could be expressed like most other numbers.
74 (k) = x^3 + y^3 + z^3 will not be going in my GOD=7_4 Theory. Thanks for bringing it to my attention and 621311 251521.
It's Day 4 of the Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disaster experiment.
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Fucking hypocrite.
captn_kettle
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A woman in Australia had to make her own coffee when she was handed science beakers with the ingredients in them. She claims its "hipsterism gone too far".
Is this one of the foretold natural disasters?
Unfortunately, for you, your actions have already been done and have already had consequences. There is simply no way to just "pretend" it never happened for I have already recorded your actions.
Humility is one of the core tenants of the true philosophy of 47. I teach this new methodology to people who become my disciples; Only a select few receive the knowledge and are invited to join through email.
Sadly, you have been labeled as a "Petty numerologist" , and as "The greatest iconoclast of our time" by my people; Since they already know you are a false prophet. You have been denied entrance to the one and only truth: 2+18+1+4 = 25 = 5^2 (5 squared). As predicted by the holy law of powers: All odd powers are contrarian, or akin to the negative world, negative energy, and negative deities.
Your sins will never go away. You are a Petty Numerologist who steals knowledge from other true enlightened ones.
--47 & the Powers of Knowldge--
47PK
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@Brad Watson_Miami ruining a birthday isn't a natural disaster. It just makes you evil. 
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Wait....is this virgin false prophet charlatan STILL doing that stupid "By the Power of GreySkull, I curse you to be a marmoset for 11teen Gajillion Years!" shit?
Oh, ferfucksake.
(*rolls d20. Gets critical roll. Add circumstance bonuses.*)
All of Brad's new false judgements, hexes, evil eye witchcraft nonsense and curseyamehamehas bounce off our still active wards, blessings and psi-shields.
@Pac , @glutenfreebooty , @captn_kettle , @SCRuler and @bacterium have had their unjust "sentences" overturned and are now completely immune to any further "attacks" by the virgin false prophet charlatan and his toothless threats of reindamnation, forever and ever, Amen.
This is STILL true for all previous posters, and all posters who post after this post.
All of Brad's black magick has reflected back onto himself and he just added another non-commutable 100,000 years to his own sentence.
On top of that, Brad is still going to suffer the punishments due under both Mosaic and Karmic law.
Way to demonstrate how to use a heat-seeking flamethrower while dipped in kerosene, wetodd.
When you are in a hole. Stop digging.
Oh, ferfucksake.
(*rolls d20. Gets critical roll. Add circumstance bonuses.*)
Vetoed. Reversed. Cancelled. Negated.
All of Brad's new false judgements, hexes, evil eye witchcraft nonsense and curseyamehamehas bounce off our still active wards, blessings and psi-shields.
@Pac , @glutenfreebooty , @captn_kettle , @SCRuler and @bacterium have had their unjust "sentences" overturned and are now completely immune to any further "attacks" by the virgin false prophet charlatan and his toothless threats of reindamnation, forever and ever, Amen.
This is STILL true for all previous posters, and all posters who post after this post.
All of Brad's black magick has reflected back onto himself and he just added another non-commutable 100,000 years to his own sentence.
On top of that, Brad is still going to suffer the punishments due under both Mosaic and Karmic law.
Way to demonstrate how to use a heat-seeking flamethrower while dipped in kerosene, wetodd.
When you are in a hole. Stop digging.
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You're better at this than I am. You're my new best friend.
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You are good at this.
In fact, I somehow didn't get hit by the weather yesterday. And it stormed good at my house, and where I was coming from.
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I like how Brad gave himself an out. By immediately calling everyone he has supposedly cursed a liar, he is protected. He can't be wrong because surely 4 disasters will occur somewhere, and even if we give him a place and it doesn't happen there, we were just lying.
Brad, you magnificent virgin asshole, grow a set and call your shot. Where will the disasters occur?
Brad, you magnificent virgin asshole, grow a set and call your shot. Where will the disasters occur?
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...and When?
To the hour.
Specifically as possible.
Watch me do it: "There will be a 3.5 earthquake in Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico at 8:08am on Tuesday, June 7th."
Easy peasy.
It doesn't even have to be true, because I'm not claiming to be a prophet.
If I can get that level of specificity just through random guessing, imagine how much more specific a genuine super-genius precog with the cheat codes for the cosmos at his command could be.
Brad Watson_Miami
Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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@Pac ,
Unfortunately, for you, your actions have already been done and have already had consequences. There is simply no way to just "pretend" it never happened for I have already recorded your actions. Modesty (humility) is one of the core tenants of the true philosophy; I teach this to everyone. Sadly, you have been labeled as "petty", ungodly and antichrist. Therefore...
6/2/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.
Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.
Note: You can repent...
c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
You are now placed on my 'Ignore' list for your own good.
It's Day 5 of the 40-day natural disasters experiment. You 4 guys(4) weigh-in(7).
Unfortunately, for you, your actions have already been done and have already had consequences. There is simply no way to just "pretend" it never happened for I have already recorded your actions. Modesty (humility) is one of the core tenants of the true philosophy; I teach this to everyone. Sadly, you have been labeled as "petty", ungodly and antichrist. Therefore...
6/2/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.
Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.
Note: You can repent...
c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
You are now placed on my 'Ignore' list for your own good.
It's Day 5 of the 40-day natural disasters experiment. You 4 guys(4) weigh-in(7).
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The experiment will end in failure for you Brad. You teach no humility, as you possess none. You are a fraud and a libelous coward. LordCustos3 has freed us of your black magick. And now, it's time for me to summon the Reapers.
02/06/16 is your Judgement Day.
For your sins of careless, shameless defrauding and slandering the divine order of the Kiwis, destructive desires in order to further your own egotistical goals, and attempting to use the corrupt energies belonging to the False God Yahweh, you have been weighed in the balances and found Wanting.
The Five Reapers have determined you to be an enemy impossible to ignore.
Attempting premature, unjust sentencing for petty sins deserves the worst of the Reapers powers.
You are hereby condemned to have your soul ripped into five pieces, and to have your residual elemental energies used against the enemiescof psionic and spiritual freedom.