Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@millais,

The Story of the Guardin' of Eden was encoded in many ways. The 'God-guy' was guarding (guardin') Adam & Eve until they were ready to leave the carefully protected area and venture out to interact with the other humans nearby.

Guardin'(7, 74=G7+U21+A1+R18+D4+I9+N14) of Eden(4, 28=E5+D4+E5+N14)
man=28=M13+A1+N14
 
The 'God-guy' was guarding (guardin') Adam & Eve until they were ready to leave the carefully protected area and venture out to interact with the other humans nearby.

Okay, I'll bite... then why does the Bible say they were expelled for disobeying God? Or is this one of those things that's only in the super-secret Brad version of the Bible?
 
You don't get to claim English is a special language crafted by God to fit a code and then disregard the correct spellings because you want to.


Brad is defying GOD's chosen spelling. That must be why no natural disaster has killed me yet.
 
Not yet.


That's false. Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light-years away and Nestor may be there or within just 20 light-years away.
What about stupid Christians? They definitely exist. Can't they say stupid things?
Yes and there are stupid Jews who think that Earthlings are the only intelligent life in this universe which is 5,776 years old.
Thanks for the (untrue) insult. Here I thought you identified as Jewish, not Christian. And what you don't seem to understand is that space is really, really big. You may think that it's far down the road to the chemist, but that's peanuts to space. Humans have been capable of conceivably understanding extraterrestrial signals for less than 100 years, which is less than an instant compared to the age of the universe.
@Alex Krycek ,

English is the primary language of international communications, science, the United Nations, the Olympics, etc. It's not by 'coincidence', it's by design.
No, it's because the United Kingdom colonized much of the world and was the greatest superpower until roughly World War II, when America took the role.
@bacterium,

Alternative spellings have always been around and corrections are always being made, i.e. Genasis, bol.
Decide. Either English is the perfect designed language or it's an imperfect language which you must change.
 
You are NOT part of the 40 day experiment. You are a WITNESS. </brad le virgin>
Like I said, he only says that since my region rarely gets wreck'd by disasters and he knows he's full of shit. He'd masturbate furiously over my possible death if I lived in say California or the Mississippi River region. Then cum in his pantaloons at the idea of eating me as a steak or burger because he's a depraved aspiring cannibal.
 
I just want to point out again that that I agreed to be part of the weather control thing. Ever since I did we've had light showers every other day and mostly sunny days. Excellent weather to swim in, going to head out there soon myself. Thanks Brad.
 
Dow Jones 17,409.72

This reminds me that on Sunday, both the Professional Men's and Women's Golf Tours saw 1st and 2nd Place at -17 and -14.
 
@facepalm,

Wrong. Linguistics teachers will now be taught that there is a GOD, GOD=7_4 Theory, Story of the Tower of Babel, Holy Tongue, the history of the mystics and language, or Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74). Nor did they teach you...

The spoken language is connected to the written language which is based on its alphabet which is phonetic, pictographic, and has a numerical order based on history, Nature, and scientific laws.
 
@facepalm,

Wrong. Linguistics teachers will now be taught that there is a GOD, GOD=7_4 Theory, Story of the Tower of Babel, Holy Tongue, the history of the mystics and language, or Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74). Nor did they teach you...

So... By "now", you mean "at no point in either the present nor future"?
 
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@facepalm,

Wrong. Linguistics teachers will now be taught that there is a GOD, GOD=7_4 Theory, Story of the Tower of Babel, Holy Tongue, the history of the mystics and language, or Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74). Nor did they teach you...

The spoken language is connected to the written language which is based on its alphabet which is phonetic, pictographic, and has a numerical order based on history, Nature, and scientific laws.
No language teacher would give you the time of day you parochial and dishonest inwit.
 
@facepalm,

Wrong. Linguistics teachers will now be taught that there is a GOD, GOD=7_4 Theory, Story of the Tower of Babel, Holy Tongue, the history of the mystics and language, or Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74). Nor did they teach you...

The spoken language is connected to the written language which is based on its alphabet which is phonetic, pictographic, and has a numerical order based on history, Nature, and scientific laws.


Somehow I doubt any linguistics curriculum will be changing.
 
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Judging by his understanding of academic standards, I think Brad is only a couple 4x7s away from building a Lego school, with Doc Brown and his mom as teachers and the ninja turtles for classmates.
 
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@facepalm,

Wrong yet again. English(7,74) is the Holy Tongue crafted by God to create Earth just as Eqfish is the Holy Tonfue cragted by Fod to create Nestor. I've provided a couple of alternate spellings and you get your panties all in a bunch.

I certainly do NOT want a natural disaster to kill you or anyone else.

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Does anyone know whether @Gene Parmesan - the original attacker of me and creator of this thread - is still alive?
 
@facepalm,

Wrong yet again. English(7,74) is the Holy Tongue crafted by God to create Earth just as Eqfish is the Holy Tonfue cragted by Fod to create Nestor. I've provided a couple of alternate spellings and you get your panties all in a bunch.

I certainly do NOT want a natural disaster to kill you or anyone else.

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Does anyone know whether @Gene Parmesan - the original attacker of me and creator of this thread - is still alive?
Said the self-aware charlatan.
 
@facepalm,

Wrong yet again. English(7,74) is the Holy Tongue crafted by God to create Earth just as Eqfish is the Holy Tonfue cragted by Fod to create Nestor. I've provided a couple of alternate spellings and you get your panties all in a bunch.

I certainly do NOT want a natural disaster to kill you or anyone else.

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Does anyone know whether @Gene Parmesan - the original attacker of me and creator of this thread - is still alive?


Why do you mock GOD and his spelling of his Holy Tongue? You risk his wrath as a natural disaster on Miami. Repent!
 
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