Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Brad says, "Judy Garland was reincarnated as Beyoncé".
Yes, that's correct. As an atheist, part of your dogma is that there is no afterlife, correct?

Science has proven reincarnation now beyond any doubt. So what are the atheists to do? Just what they always do; they ignore the data and attack the messenger.

Nothing is more prevalent in nature than the omnipresent cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth.
 
Yes, that's correct. As an atheist, part of your dogma is that there is no afterlife, correct?

Science has proven reincarnation* now beyond any doubt. So what are the atheists to do? Just what they always do; they ignore the data and attack the messenger.

Nothing is more prevalent in nature than the omnipresent cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth.
*Citation Needed.
 
Gagamaru,

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the prophesied "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist of The Revelation Ch 13. The Bible doesn't state that the "2nd Beast" also has the mark of 666. Adolph Hitler was not the "1st Beast" or "2nd Beast"; the Christ had not returned yet and fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1-10:10. George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) was/is the prophesied "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

What is an "ecto-blunt"? After my soul was Albert Einstein, I was not "reincarnated as someone else who died as a child". At this time, I prefer not to disclose what my soul was and where my soul went for the four years between Einstein's death and my birth.
Hey dumbass, how loud do I need to scream here? :jaceknife: That isn't how gematria works. You're supposed to assign a value to each letter and then add them, not just count the fucking number of letters. Also, wtf is conservation of consciousness?
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure there's no "dogma" to atheism, it just means you don't follow/believe in a religion? Just because one is atheist doesn't mean they're "not allowed" to believe in anything a religion might have such as reincarnation, afterlife, etc. Religion isn't a cool kids club.
 
Hey dumbass, how loud do I need to scream here? :jaceknife: That isn't how gematria works. You're supposed to assign a value to each letter and then add them, not just count the fucking number of letters. Also, wtf is conservation of consciousness?
But if you did it properly then his number system would fail and he wouldn't be the Messiah anymore...
 
24isthehighestnumber,

Everything has symbolic significance. I love cats! I have three adopted cats (they just appeared at my house but remember There Are No Coincidences): Black Madonna/'Black Cat', Snaggalpoos/'Snaz' and Edwin. I also consider my girlfriend's cat Gabriel one of my cats. They are all reincarnated souls and they have it really good! They're in heaven.

A month before the 2004 Presidential Election, I was beginning to paint on my van in red: Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) the "666 1st Beast", George Walker Bush Jr. the "2nd Beast", and United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) the "666 mark of the Beast". I stopped soon after starting because it was looking awful! Right then, this young black cat who was pregnant and very thin and hungry appeared out of nowhere and began rubbing my leg. I got her some food and she adopted me as my human. I was reading Margaret Starbird The Goddess In The Gospel at the time about Mary Magdalean so I named her Black Madonna. My mother called her, "Black Cat" and me being a BIG Janet Jackson fan, I could identify with that. This cat has always been very mystical. My girlfriend is jealous of her because I AM planning on being reincarnated as a lion in the wild and this female cat will be one of my lionesses. (That's my plan, let's see if it happens. It's a science experiment.)

My gf named her cat Gabriel for "no particular reason". She had wanted a male black cat and he just appeared near the sidewalk one day. I explained to her about the tradition throughout history of Gabriel arriving to recognize the arrival of the Christ: GOD's chosen one.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure there's no "dogma" to atheism, it just means you don't follow/believe in a religion? Just because one is atheist doesn't mean they're "not allowed" to believe in anything a religion might have such as reincarnation, afterlife, etc. Religion isn't a cool kids club.
(You are) sleepdeprived,

You're wrong. Atheists believe that (A) there is no GOD/God, (B) everything is random, and (C) there is no afterlife. This is their dogma; their 'Three Pillars of Atheism'.
 
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24isthehighestnumber,

Everything has symbolic significance. I love cats! I have three adopted cats (they just appeared at my house but remember There Are No Coincidences): Black Madonna/'Black Cat', Snaggalpoos/'Snaz' and Edwin. I also consider my girlfriend's cat Gabriel one of my cats. They are all reincarnated souls and they have it really good! They're in heaven.

A month before the 2004 Presidential Election, I was beginning to paint on my van in red: Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) the "666 1st Beast", George Walker Bush Jr. the "2nd Beast", and United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) the "666 mark of the Beast". I stopped soon after starting because it was looking awful! Right then, this young black cat who was pregnant and very thin and hungry appeared out of nowhere and began rubbing my leg. I got her some food and she adopted me as my human. I was reading Margaret Starbird The Goddess In The Gospel at the time about Mary Magdalean so I named her Black Madonna. My mother called her, "Black Cat" and me being a BIG Janet Jackson fan, I could identify with that. This cat has always been very mystical. My girlfriend is jealous of her because I AM planning on being reincarnated as a lion in the wild and this female cat will be one of my lionesses. (That's my plan, let's see if it happens. It's a science experiment.)

My gf named her cat Gabriel for "no particular reason". She had wanted a male black cat and he just appeared near the sidewalk one day. I explained to her about the tradition throughout history of Gabriel arriving to recognize the arrival of the Christ: GOD's chosen one.


I am a cat! Does this mean I pass?
 
PurpleHonkeyDishbasher,

Google: Science proves reincarnation. I AM not going to do your homework for you. Read the book Soul Survivor - I got a copy for $4 on http://amazon.com .

I am a cat! Does this mean I pass?
No, it means you like to smell your own poo before burying it.
 
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That's false. So far, I've been giving away for FREE the 74-page booklet There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, design and alignment.

It's not a shrewd business move to claim authorship of the prequel and sequel to the bible and quran because you're giving them away so far?


That's also false. I AM a scientist who has discovered several 'beyond Einstein theories. Your inability to recognize an algorithm prevents you from understanding the difference between a repetitive mathematical pattern and numerology.

You lack even the most basic of scientific precepts: You have no null hypothesis and your 'theory' is unfalsafiable. I can't make my objections any more clear than that.

Gene: You beckoned me here and I've know spent alot of time and effort here and may continue to do so. How about we meet in the middle on the name of this thread?...

Insane Brad Watson, Miami - Einstein Reincarnated & 3-Time All-Star Messiah (Now With Judgment Days!)

Do you accept this compromise? It would attract more visitors and isn't that part of your intention?

I have no qualms about changing the title of this thread (the one you propose might be longer than the system will allow), although I will admit that I am surprised - you very specifically said you will no longer reply to me - and the first time you do it's to ask me for something.
 
didn't you say there was no second beast like a page ago?
 
(You are) sleepdeprived,

You're wrong. Atheists believe that (A) there is no GOD/God, (B) everything is random, and (C) there is no afterlife. This is their dogma; their 'Three Pillars of Atheism'.
Atheists don't believe everything is random. There are plenty of ordered patterns that occur naturally, such as the Fibonacci sequence. It doesn't, however, prove that some magic bearded man in the sky is responsible. Atoms form molecules, molecules form complex objects, both organic and inorganic. It would make sense that things which are ordered on a micro-level would come together in an orderly fashion at a macro-level. Attributing that to a creator is a massive leap in logic, especially when things like mutation are factored in. How do you explain mutation? Or birth defects? God's just having a laugh? Takin' the piss out of infants?
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami i would like to imrpove my grades but I am not too god at math. Is there any extra credit I can take?
CatParty,

Yes, first improve your writing. Your grammar and spelling both need work. Remember that your writing is reflective of who you are even if that is an 'anonymous personage' on an obscure and bizarre Internet forum. And you certainly are "not too god at math". Do some homework!
 
CatParty,

Yes, first improve your writing. Your grammar and spelling both need work. Remember that your writing is reflective of who you are even if that is an 'anonymous personage' on an obscure and bizarre Internet forum. And you certainly are "not too god at math". Do some homework!


You got it dude! I am here to sit under your learning tree
 
Absolutely correct.

GOD: the 'system as a whole'/the 'universal quantum computer'.
So god's deep thought is what your saying?
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