Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
So while I was sleeping and then at work I was judged to....something by the Christ, the incarnation of GOD made flesh and I didn't even know until I checked the thread...huh....sure showed me there buddy.
Edit: Also just noticed the reply to my question about dialect, of fucking course americanized English is considered holy, because god hates 's's instead of 'z's and the letter u in words like colour...bloody yanks...
 
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@Lalala / anonymous coward,

I AM sorry to see you disrespect and judge GOD so.

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 9/20/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

It would be a BIG mistake to just think that this is some stupid, meaningless exchange we're having. I pray your next move will be a wise one. Why not just converse with me without insulting GOD or the Christ (me)?

"Florida Man takes girlfriend's life in murder-suicide"
 
The 365 day year was made because literally before the Julian calendar, the Romans constantly needed to fuck with the dates by including a intercalary month to account for the missing days. They also tended to miss those days because of things like wars, which made the dates get fucked bad. Gaius Julius Caesar wanted to make an accurate calendar that didn't need to be fucked with that much to match the tempo of the seasons to help prevent that problem, so he gathered a load of smart people together to create a better calendar. They came up with it because some Greek guy noticed that the seasons match a bit over 365 solar passes.
@Adamska , that's was pretty fucking close! Fucking Julius Caesar knew "As above, so below"/fucking sacred geometry, so he gathered a load of smart fucking people from the fucking Collegium (google that) to incorporate the sacred fucking combination of 7 & 4 into the fucking Julian Calendar.

So the one fucking Greek geek says, "What if we have 7 fucking months with thirty-one fucking days + 4 fucking months with thirty fucking days + fucking February's 28 days (7x4)?!" Fucking Caeasar and the other fucking members of the Collegium said, "Eureka, that's fucking it!"

Does that fucking clear it up for you?
 
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So you didn't send me a vision?
Not consciously, but I AM constantly sending people subconscious messages. Do you really think you received a vision from me? If it was good, Ok. But if it was bad, aluminum foil on your head is not going to prevent more from coming into your brain*. Try keeping the TV on all the time - you can change the channels.


*Synchronism: 22:58 "When the brain receives new information..." - Can We All Become Geniuses? Through The Wormwhole/Morgan Freeman (S7/Ep4, 2016) - SCI

@Brad Watson_Miami
8008135. Can you decode that?
8008135=HOOHACE(?) or HOOH ME

@Batman VS Tony Danza,

That's horrible. You're horrible and you've produced some horrible karma for yourself.
 
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@Lalala,

You know how "the 2nd Coming of the Christ can't curse"?

@Adamska , that's was pretty fucking close! Fucking Julius Caesar knew "As above, so below"/sacred geometry, so he gathered a load of smart fucking people from the Collegium (google that) to incorporate the sacred fucking combination of 7 & 4 into the fucking Julian Calendar. So the one fucking geeky Greek says, "What if we have 7 fucking months with thirty-one fucking days + 4 fucking months with thirty fucking days + fucking February's 28 day (7x4)?!" Fucking Caeasar and the other fucking members of the Collegium said, "Eureka, that's fucking it!"
Guess that settles it then. By your own admission you are not the Second Coming of Christ.

Game, set, and match.
 
@voiceguy / Richard -- from Opa Locka,

Wrong, you demented douchebag. (I needn't encode that anymore, I've already taught you Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74.) Me cursing means I don't care about the supposed "requirement" of the 2nd Coming of the Christ from people who aren't going to recognize me anyway. I AM not in the same body I was 2,000 years ago, so that disqualifies me. I AM not wearing white robes or growing my beard and hair, and not ever fasting!

DISQUALIFIED by almost all who can't understand the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' anyway.
 
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OH. oohhh. You're cut off huh? Well pay attention to her and not us.
 
@Cthulhu / Ignored,

I gave you the opportunity to realize that your behavior was socially unacceptable and you chose to think it was funny to be rude again. Therefore Ignore.
 
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@Adamska , that's was pretty fucking close! Fucking Julius Caesar knew "As above, so below"/fucking sacred geometry, so he gathered a load of smart fucking people from the fucking Collegium (google that) to incorporate the sacred fucking combination of 7 & 4 into the fucking Julian Calendar.

So the one fucking Greek geek says, "What if we have 7 fucking months with thirty-one fucking days + 4 fucking months with thirty fucking days + fucking February's 28 days (7x4)?!" Fucking Caeasar and the other fucking members of the Collegium said, "Eureka, that's fucking it!"

Does that fucking clear it up for you?
Eh, it was more like "Huh, the seasons seem to match the calendar when you make the year 365 solar cycles or so like the Egyptians do. The greeks seem to have it a bit better, with that weird 1/4th making Egypt a bit off with the timing. But we are Rome; we are badass. So let's base the month length around our months, keep the year fixed like the Egyptians, and just throw an intercalary day every four years to account for the imperfectness of the fixed date since Greeks were smart."

Then Caesar drank some watered wine and got sad when Brutus and others stabbed him. A lot. Your brain disorder doesn't really factor in all that much to be honest bro. Maybe it would if we were talking the older lunar calendars, but this be solar yo.
 
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@voiceguy / Richard -- from Opa Locka,

Wrong, you demented douchebag. (I needn't encode that anymore, I've already taught you Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74.) Me cursing means I don't care about the supposed "requirement" of the 2nd Coming of the Christ from people who aren't going to recognize me anyway. I AM not in the same body I was 2,000 years ago, so that disqualifies me. I AM not wearing white robes or growing my beard and hair, and not ever fasting!

DISQUALIFIED by almost all who can't understand the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' anyway.
Christ doesn't curse, God doesn't curse, God-Incarnate doesn't curse, the person God sends for the salvation of souls doesn't curse. Whether or not we accept you as any of the above doesn't matter. You use that kind of language then you can't be what you claim to be. End of discussion.

Opa-Locka? Hahahahaha! Not even close! You always tell us to Google things and you can't do it yourself? Hey, everybody, use your Google skills and send me a PM (not a profile post) telling me where I am. Let's see how many of you get it right before Brad does.
 
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@Batman VS Tony Danza,

That's horrible. You're horrible and you've produced some horrible karma for yourself.

I've never been guilty or arrested of the crimes of burglary, disorderly conduct while intoxicated, resisting arrest, or assault and battery so I have that going for me. You can't say the same and typing mean things over the internet is a far cry from your rap sheet.
 
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