Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[BlueArmedDevil]

Synchronism: I applied icy hot to my shoulder while reading @voiceguy s post.

 

[Adamska]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Here's a glimpse of your future...

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Fun fact: unless that's halal meat Brad, they're already dead. Modern slaughter techniques are designed to be painless because stress on the animal's part spoils more meat. This is the stage where the blood is drained; because that shit also spoils meat. Plus cows are so happily dumb that they don't know no better, so ten thousand years of that is positively okay; ignorance truly is bliss.

Oh yeah, speaking of BS people I was, I also found out that I was the Chinese Philosopher Mozi, along with being that mad bastard John Brown. Turns out Cheerios do help in divining your past.

And this thread is a favorite of mine because I actually both learned something today and am watching a childish man's bs get destroyed. I learned that Krishna was Vishnu's avatar; thanks for the correction there.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Nowhere in the "7 seals" prophecy of The Revelation Ch 5-8 does it mention "Jesus Christ". The symbolism of "the Lamb" & "the Lion" is given as the answer to "Who is worthy to open the 'book/scroll'"? When the Christ returns, will he be in the body of Jesus son of Joseph or will the eternal soul and mind of Y'shua - as God-incarnate - be in a different body than 2,000 years ago?

When one reads Rev Ch 5-8, you learn of the "book/scroll" that only GOD's 'chosen one' can open that is sealed with the "7 seals". The Bible explains that when each one of these seals is opened, there is a judgment and an apocalyptic event. The "7 Seals" are NOT described as themselves being judgments and apocalyptic events. They are described as when opened (cause), that action synchronically produces judgments and the reaction of catastrophic events (effect).

"Rev 5:1 A scroll: a papyrus roll possibly containing a list of afflictions for sinners (cf Ez 2:9-10) or God's plan for the world. Sealed with seven seals: it is totally hidden from all but God. Only the lamb (Rev 5:7-9) has the right to carry out the divine plan." - p. 1688, The Catholic Youth Bible (revised)

revelation: 1. the act of revealing or disclosing; disclosure. 2. something revealed or disclosed, esp. a striking disclosure, as of something not before realized. 3. Theol. a. God's disclosure of Himself and His will to His creatures. b. an instance of such communication or disclosure. c. something thus communicated or disclosed. 4. (cap.) Also called Revelations, The Revelation of St. John the Divine. the last book in the New Testament; the Apocalypse. --- Syn. divulgation, admission, divulgence, exposure.

apocalypse: 1. (cap.) revelation (def. 4.). 2. any of a class of Jewish or Christian writings that appeared from about 200 BC to AD 350 and were assumed to make revelations about the ultimate divine purpose. 3. a prophetic revelation, esp. concerning a cataclysm in which the forces of good permanently triumph over the forces of evil. 4. any revelation or prophecy. 5. any universal or widespread destruction or disaster. - Webster's Dictionary

"The 7 seals contained secret information known only to GOD until the Lamb/Lion was found worthy to open the scrolls and to look on the contents." - revelation-today.com

"Certain words and phrases used in Revelation had a clearer meaning to ancient readers familiar with the objects. For example, important documents were sent written on a papyrus scroll sealed with several wax seals. Only the proper person, in the presence of witnesses, could open the documents. Thus in this vision, only the 'worthy' creature is able to break the seals" - The Student Bible / New International Version
p. 1322 (Zondervan, 1996)

 

[YankeeTrader]

Nowhere in the "7 seals" prophecy of The Revelation Ch 5-8 does it mention "Jesus Christ". The symbolism of "the Lamb" & "the Lion" is given as the answer to "Who is worthy to open the 'book/scroll'"? When the Christ returns, will he be in the body of Jesus son of Joseph or will the eternal soul and mind of Y'shua - as God-incarnate - be in a different body than 2,000 years ago?

When one reads Rev Ch 5-8, you learn of the "book/scroll" that only GOD's 'chosen one' can open that is sealed with the "7 seals". The Bible explains that when each one of these seals is opened, there is a judgment and an apocalyptic event. The "7 Seals" are NOT described as themselves being judgments and apocalyptic events. They are described as when opened (cause), that action synchronically produces judgments and the reaction of catastrophic events (effect).

"Rev 5:1 A scroll: a papyrus roll possibly containing a list of afflictions for sinners (cf Ez 2:9-10) or God's plan for the world. Sealed with seven seals: it is totally hidden from all but God. Only the lamb (Rev 5:7-9) has the right to carry out the divine plan." - p. 1688, The Catholic Youth Bible (revised)

revelation: 1. the act of revealing or disclosing; disclosure. 2. something revealed or disclosed, esp. a striking disclosure, as of something not before realized. 3. Theol. a. God's disclosure of Himself and His will to His creatures. b. an instance of such communication or disclosure. c. something thus communicated or disclosed. 4. (cap.) Also called Revelations, The Revelation of St. John the Divine. the last book in the New Testament; the Apocalypse. --- Syn. divulgation, admission, divulgence, exposure.

apocalypse: 1. (cap.) revelation (def. 4.). 2. any of a class of Jewish or Christian writings that appeared from about 200 BC to AD 350 and were assumed to make revelations about the ultimate divine purpose. 3. a prophetic revelation, esp. concerning a cataclysm in which the forces of good permanently triumph over the forces of evil. 4. any revelation or prophecy. 5. any universal or widespread destruction or disaster. - Webster's Dictionary

"The 7 seals contained secret information known only to GOD until the Lamb/Lion was found worthy to open the scrolls and to look on the contents." - revelation-today.com

"Certain words and phrases used in Revelation had a clearer meaning to ancient readers familiar with the objects. For example, important documents were sent written on a papyrus scroll sealed with several wax seals. Only the proper person, in the presence of witnesses, could open the documents. Thus in this vision, only the 'worthy' creature is able to break the seals" - The Student Bible / New International Version
p. 1322 (Zondervan, 1996)

@Brad Watson_Miami any comment on how you keep getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally every time you post? Doesn't it get tiring?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Brad Watson_Miami any comment on how you keep getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally every time you post? Doesn't it get tiring?

You'd think so, but he can do it. Brad fills other forums with his babble too, not just ours. Kind of like Donald Trump never gets tired of saying "Put Hillary in Jail" and "Make America great again". Brad's just like him, repeating the same talking points over and over, even when they have nothing to do with what's been said.

 

[YankeeTrader]

You'd think so, but he can do it. Brad fills other forums with his babble too, not just ours. Kind of like Donald Trump never gets tired of saying "Put Hillary in Jail" and "Make America great again". Brad's just like him, repeating the same talking points over and over, even when they have nothing to do with what's been said.

Yeah, but aren't we the only people that bother to engage him? Most of his other forums are mostly echo chambers.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@The Master baiter,

Ya, anybody who claims to be the 2nd Coming of the Christ can't curse, they have to have a beard, wear white robes, have to be constantly praying out loud, only wear sandals, and have to fast. I don't do any of those, although I often wear sandals here in Miami. And I recognize that every thought is a prayer and every prayer that is GOOD is answered by GOD.

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The 2nd Coming of the Christ will "judge everyone according74 to their actions"?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Yeah, but aren't we the only people that bother to engage him? Most of his other forums are mostly echo chambers.

Brad would gladly make THIS an echo chamber, if he could. The only reason he doesn't is because he'll get banned if he abuses the Ignore feature. Like The Donald, he's not interested in opinions or facts other than his own.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Brad would gladly make THIS an echo chamber, if he could. The only reason he doesn't is because he'll get banned if he abuses the Ignore feature. Like The Donald, he's not interested in opinions or facts other than his own.

Brad is probably working for Trump and just playing the crazy Democrat card for effect.

 

[voiceguy]

And this thread is a favorite of mine because I actually both learned something today and am watching a childish man's bs get destroyed. I learned that Krishna was Vishnu's avatar; thanks for the correction there.

You're welcome. At one time (in this life, I have no previous lives because reincarnation is a sham -- which I think I have proven pretty conclusively at this point) I used to be a teacher, so I always like to make sure the facts are properly represented. I could just make them up off the top of my head like @Brad Watson_Miami does, but I enjoy doing the research. Besides, I think the last few pages have shown what can happen when you start making shit up.

"Oh! What a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive."

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

That's why the Roman Catholic Church, the Othodox, and almost all of the Protestant churches love the mythical JC - they won't lose their power, prestige, and money. At least, that's what they think!

So I take it you're working hard to correct that?

NEWS FLASH! There was no 'original sin' except for Eve and Adam wanting to be as smart as the God-guy. That was no sin. You think you're smarter than me; that's a sin.

Yes, I am talking about Adam and Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge and how that was the original sin. It's the biblical reason why mankind was thrown out of Paradise, why everything is mortal and by following Jesus, we can (according to the bible) regain our eternal lives once Judgement Day comes.

Wrong. Elijah died like Enoch died: off-planet.

The bible makes no mention of this - in fact, no book mentions this. At all. The bible, however, states that Elijah was taken to heaven and later, in Matthew 11:14, Jesus announces that John is Elijah returned. Everything else lacks any kind of source material.

Nobody is leaving Earth unless through a spacecraft or stargate for the next 1,000 years. All our eternal souls are NOT going up in the heavens after death including mine.

So your soul was sent to Nestor via Stargate in 1955 and returned 4 years later, I assume?

PLEASE go to a dictionary and look up 'dead' & 'death'. Then go to a medical dictionary and look up 'dead' & 'death'. After you do this, get back to me with those dictionary definitions. If we can't agree on dictionary definitions, then we'll never agree on anything.

Death has no meaning in face of God's power.

First, if you or anyone is going to claim you're someone from ancient history, you're going to have to provide some explanation. And second, you're going to have to answer who you were in your last 'direct incarnation'.

So how does one find out and verify who one was in a previous life? Honest question, how did you figure that out for your own person, Brad?

Addendum:

How about those HUGE Galapagos tortoises? Don't they live to be 200-years-old?!

@Postal Dude ,

You'll be reincarnated as...

@YankeeTrader,

In that case, consider yourself also reincarnated for 10,000 years as...

That's actually a fair point. When we choose animals that are close to extinction, we can assure their existence for another 10.000 years. Sounds like a lot more noble existence than calling people asshole on Kiwifarms to me...

 

[The Master]

@The Master
Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The 2nd Coming of the Christ will "judge everyone according74 to their actions"?

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

But you are not my God. Neither are you a Jew's God, or a Muslim's God, or any of a Hindu's Gods. You are Brad Watson, madman extraordinaire. And that, my friend, is good enough.

 

[voiceguy]

Nowhere in the "7 seals" prophecy of The Revelation Ch 5-8 does it mention "Jesus Christ". The symbolism of "the Lamb" & "the Lion" is given as the answer to "Who is worthy to open the 'book/scroll'"?

Jesus Christ is "the Lamb Who Was Slain". He allowed himself to be killed on the cross to redeem the sins of man, going all the way back to the Original Sin.

(I need to make a digression here. Brad, the eating of the fruit and gaining of knowledge was not the sin. GOD (Not "God-guy", you're being blasphemous every time you say that, The Bible clearly states it was GOD in the Garden of Eden) gave Adam and Eve one law (or Commandment, if you will) and they broke it -- that was the Original Sin. The reason GOD told them not to eat from that tree was not because it would make them as smart as Him, it was because it was the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Because they ate of that tree, they gained knowledge of evil, and that knowledge has plagued the generations of mankind ever since. Since then GOD has given us Ten Commandments to live by, most of which you have broken. This makes you a sinner, and ineligible to take on the mantles of Christ. Did you notice that plural? Now back to my original comment.)

Jesus Christ is also "the Lion of Judah". This is because his Earthly parents could both trace their ancestry back to King David, the original Lion of Judah. The Lion and The Lamb are the two mantles of Jesus: The Lion because he needed to have the strength and courage to face his ordeals, and The Lamb because he was meek and obedient to the Will of God.

When the Christ returns, will he be in the body of Jesus son of Joseph or will the eternal soul and mind of Y'shua - as God-incarnate - be in a different body than 2,000 years ago?

Well, since Jesus died on the cross and was resurrected by GOD and then ascended directly to Heaven without dying again, I would have to say he would come back in his original body.

When one reads Rev Ch 5-8, you learn of the "book/scroll" that only GOD's 'chosen one' can open that is sealed with the "7 seals". The Bible explains that when each one of these seals is opened, there is a judgment and an apocalyptic event. The "7 Seals" are NOT described as themselves being judgments and apocalyptic events. They are described as when opened (cause), that action synchronically produces judgments and the reaction of catastrophic events (effect).

Which is essentially what I said 35 pages ago. The difference is I didn't give myself an enema and shit out a lot of pseudo-science/pseudo-theology gobble-de-gook all over the page. I kept it simple:

Rev. 5:1-2 "And I saw in the right hand of Him who sat on the throne a scroll written inside and on the back, sealed with seven seals. 2 Then I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, “Who is worthy to open the scroll and to loose its seals?”" They are physical seals that must be physically broken, and the only one who can do it is the Lamb of God, aka Christ/Messiah, who is STANDING BESIDE GOD'S THRONE. When each seal is broken, something disastrous happens.
Seal #1: The conqueror is loosed on Earth. (Rev. 6:1-2)
Seal #2: The warmonger removes peace from the Earth, making men fight each other. (Rev. 6:3-4)
Seal #3: Hunger creates scarcity on the Earth. (Rev. 6:5-6)
Seal #4: Death rides his pale horse with Hades behind him to slaughter one-fourth of the Earth. (Rev. 6:7-
Seal #5: The cry of the Martyrs. (Rev. 6:9-11)
Seal #6: Cosmic disturbances -- Sun goes black, Moon turns to blood, stars fall from the sky, etc. (Rev. 6:12-17)
Seal #7: Thirty minutes of silence -- which doesn't sound so bad until you realize it's the prelude to the trumpets sounding the destruction of the Earth. (Rev. 8:1-6)

"Rev 5:1 A scroll: a papyrus roll possibly containing a list of afflictions for sinners (cf Ez 2:9-10) or God's plan for the world. Sealed with seven seals: it is totally hidden from all but God. Only the lamb (Rev 5:7-9) has the right to carry out the divine plan."

Only the Lamb has the power to break the seals. The Divine Plan carries itself out.

"The 7 seals contained secret information known only to GOD until the Lamb/Lion was found worthy to open the scrolls and to look on the contents."

But the seals themselves aren't the information, they protect the information from prying eyes until they are broken. Your claim of breaking "the 7 Seals/beyond Einstein's theories" has nothing to do with that; your so-called "seals" are a table of contents.

EDIT: Hey! Look what I just noticed on the bottom of the page my quote of myself came from:

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

But you are not my God. Neither are you a Jew's God, or a Muslim's God, or any of a Hindu's Gods. You are Brad Watson, madman extraordinaire. And that, my friend, is good enough.

Incoming curse of 10000 years and an ignore. Welcome to the club.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Incoming curse of 10000 years and an ignore. Welcome to the club.

I still say we need our own jackets.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I still say we need our own jackets.

Can they be Members Only Jackets?

 

[YankeeTrader]

Can they be Members Only Jackets?

I don't see why not. We'll get a good price break on quantity no matter who we order through.

 

[voiceguy]

Or how about T-shirts that say "Brad Watson_Miami judged me and all I got was this crappy T-shirt"? We can offer them on all the sites Brad has judged people on.

(I wonder what size Mussolini wears?)

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Does Florida have a crazy person showcase at the state fair? Did Brad take the blue ribbon? Best in show?

 

[voiceguy]

No, but Brad would make a great street corner preacher. I bet lots of people would see how demented he is and give him money for his next fix.