Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[ChurchOfGodBear]

ATTENTION!​

Possibly you're reading this thread for the 1st time as a new member of this Godforsaken forum or you're a visitor. I write here not because I like Kiwifarms, but the reality is that a google search of Brad Watson, Miami brings up this thread first. It's been that way for a year and a half, so I write here as a record.

The anonymous cowards that write here are evil with the exception of about 10%. They are Internet bullies and don't care about their karma, soul*, or afterlife. Most are unteachable, unrepentant and are proud of it - almost all the Americans here are Donald Trump 666 supporters.

I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ (E=mc2). In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was** Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua bar Yosef. Simply, the proof of these claims are the "7 Seals" (Revelation 5:1) revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; please see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have exposed great secrets kept since the founding of Earth.

As the returned Christ, I take my responsibility of "judging everyone according to their actions" very seriously and this long thread is full of Judgments.


*Synchronism: 17:32 "What do you think you are rescuing me from?... We thought we had died and gone to heaven." - Star Trek: TNG. **17:40 "I AM not Sigmund Freud... 'Going to Miami for 4 years was like going to college' - LeBron James'" - Pardon The Interruption, ESPN.

Yeah, but Brad... it's pretty clear you DO like kiwi farms. You spend more time with us than with your girlfriend!

 

[4Macie]

"Anonymous"?? I don't know about you, but I've been upfront about everything.

Name: Macie O'Leary
Occupation: Cow
Place of residence: farm just outside Chicago, IL

But honestly, who is googling Brad (other than Brad himself)??

 

[YankeeTrader]

"Anonymous"?? I don't know about you, but I've been upfront about everything.

Name: Macie O'Leary
Occupation: Cow
Place of residence: farm just outside Chicago, IL

But honestly, who is googling Brad (other than Brad himself)??

And you just stay outside of Chicago.... in fact, I hear Detroit is nice. It's dark, take this lantern with you.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ (E=mc2

You like to drop that formula in this context a lot, but it does not make any sense. Do you even know what it means?
What does "E=mc²" stand for?
also, you are writing it wrong.

 

[YankeeTrader]

You like to drop that formula in this context a lot, but it does not make any sense. Do you even know what it means?
What does "E=mc²" stand for?
also, you are writing it wrong.

I eagerly await his deflections to your questions.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

You like to drop that formula in this context a lot, but it does not make any sense. Do you even know what it means?
What does "E=mc²" stand for?
also, you are writing it wrong.

It means you're evil! Dark-sided!
He will sentence you to 7.4 bradzillion years in purgabradtory until you are reinbradnated!

 

[Adamska]

Ignore all google results!

Also ignore the documentaries and books I cite when it turned out I didn't read or watch one single iota of it and will refuse to do so since I know I'm full of shit.

But this is a guy who happily wishes death on people's kinfolk merely for rebutting him and who then projects his own failed dreams, fucked college experience, and poor relations with his own family unto you as well.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Chicago 1 Cleveland 1 at the end of 3. There's been 7 hits so far with the Indians getting 4.

@Adamska / anonymous cow ard,

You're so mean! You can toss evil with the best of them, huh? When you remember all those little kids you picked on*, does it make you smile?

When are you going to release your tax records...uh... I mean, when are you going to tell us about how you were abused by your parents? You hated them, right?


*Synchronism: 09:03 "Somewhere Boby Cox is laughing." - basebol commentator

 

[buffaloWildWings]

@Adamska / anonymous cow ard,

You're so mean! You can toss evil with the best of them, huh? When you remember all those little kids you picked on*, does it make you smile?

When are you going to release your tax records...uh... I mean, when are you going to tell us about how you were abused by your parents? You hated them, right?


*Synchronism: 09:03 "Somewhere Boby Cox is laughing." - commentator

Nigga, I know bath salts are cheap in Miami, but go back to smoking weed. Please.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Home(4) run(7)! Cubs lead 4-1 in the 4th.

Nigga, I know bath salts are cheap in Miami, but go back to smoking weed. Please.

Convert to Planck units or it's meaningless.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Convert to Planck units or it's meaningless.

Oh, Brad. Don't be so sad, even though you'll never be a dad.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@buffaloWildWings,

Were you named 'Meanest Girl' in high school? Are you in the yearbook as voted 'Most Likely To Be Evil'?

 

[buffaloWildWings]

@buffaloWildWings,

Were you named 'Meanest Girl' in high school? Are you in the yearbook as voted 'Most Likely To Be Evil'?

Did you even attend highschool?

 

[4Macie]

Cubs 5 Cleveland 1 after 4 1/2.

Those numbers don't have 0, 4, or 7 in them... so why are they sacred?

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Those numbers don't have 0, 4, or 7 in them... so why are they sacred?

Because 5-1 is 4 and 4+1+2 is 7. Yes, he's quite exceptional (rëtärdëd.)

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Cubs 5 Cleveland 3 after 5.

Let me guess:
5 + 5 = 10, 10 - 3 = 7
7 - 3 = 4
It's everywhere! What a miracle!

 

[Adamska]

Did you even attend highschool?

He did, he just dropped out of the useful classes after sophomore year and probably coasted with a C average for what's left. This would also explain why he needed to dance around so many colleges to finish his degree; behavioral problems plus an utter lack of base knowledge resulting in him chimping and leaving when he needs to take stuff that requires effort.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Cleveland brings in relief-pitcher #47 with Chicago ahead 8-6 in the top of the 10th.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Sooo.... guess I'll just put "E=mc²" on to the list of things Brad has no understanding of...

 

[Adamska]

Sooo.... guess I'll just put "E=mc²" on to the list of things Brad has no understanding of...

Well, he stopped attending science classes at the 10th grade level and is completely unwilling to study things like it in his spare time. I bet he wouldn't know the difference between a constant or a law... aww what am I kidding; this fuck doesn't even know the difference between a theory and a hypothesis. He doesn't even know what the fuck the scientific method is, and I know you cover that in middle school.