Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
NobleGreyHorse said:
TIL that pointing out bad math, or asking someone to quantify a variable like "modesty," causes light rain in DC in January. What pointed questions would we have to ask to affect the date of the cherry blossoms' peak bloom?
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That's hard to say, I'd suggest a more -shall we say- empirical approach.
 
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We're back in business.

And I assume our favorite Einstein Impersonator was torn between claiming this was somehow his doing and realizing that all his work he put into posting his nonsense here was in vain.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
We're back in business.

And I assume our favorite Einstein Impersonator was torn between claiming this was somehow his doing and realizing that all his work he put into posting his nonsense here was in vain.
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Like believing two completely incompatible ideas has ever been a problem for him before...
 
My guess is he got mad that the one site that allowed him to continue to emulate a spambot was closed down.
 
YankeeTrader said:
I'm still waiting for that podcast interview or whatever FFS was trying to get Brad to do.
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That is pretty much the only thing left that's worth keeping the thread open, and I'm not optimistic on its chances considering how flighty the person we're talking about is.
 
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It's been months since I've popped into this thread, and Trump wins the election, Brad chimps out, Kiwi Farms fucking dies, and then its comes back to life.
Now I want to see Brad team up with a bunch of other leftards like CWC and try to take the God-Emperor out themselves.
Jokes aside, I want to see Brad come back and try to laugh at us for closing. And then the old order resumes...
 
Did he die in the interim? Or just find a new forum to shit all over?
 
But he won't be old enough to stop Ttump from taking over the world!
 
YankeeTrader said:
Maybe the cocaine finally got to him? Even if he dies, he'll just reincarnate as someone else, right? :story:
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So, this immortal soul was reincarnated as Jean D'Arc, DaVinci, Galileo, Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein... and some random Florida bum with a pedovan.
 
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