Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
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The Cathedral de Notre-Dame in Paris has the length of its nave about 417 feet long, it could accommodate the whole population of Paris (10,000) in 1163. Saturday 4/17 - April 17 - in 6 BC was Jesus' real birthday. This was a clever use of encoding it through sacred geometry.

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The Cathedral de Notre-Dame in Paris has the length of its nave about 417 feet long, it could accommodate the whole population of Paris (10,000) in 1163. Saturday 4/17 - April 17 - in 6 BC was Jesus' real birthday. This was a clever use of encoding it through sacred geometry.

That cathedral started construction in 1163. Imperial measurements did not exist until 1824. You're a complete idiot.
 
Europeans also use a different date system, according to which, if there were any validity to the DOB you've chosen, the cathedral should only have been 174 feet long. Oops.
 

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The Sacred Cubit (aka Royal Cubit), which was a standard cubit enhanced by an extra span—thus 7 spans or 28 digits long—was used in constructing buildings and monuments and in surveying in ancient Egypt. Note: Royal Cubit consists of 28 units, digits, which is the same as 7 palms of 4 digits. The names of divisions of royal cubit may suggest anatomical origin, however the divisions indicate astronomical origin of the cubit (7 days per week, 28 days lunar calendar, 4 weeks per lunar month)…

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Wikipedia said:
After the fall of the Roman Empire, some Roman traditions were continued but others fell into disuse. In AD 790 Charlemagne attempted to reform the units of measure in his domains. His units of length were based on the toise and in particular the toise de l'Écritoire, the distance between the fingertips of the outstretched arms of a man.[12] The toise has 6 pieds (feet) each of 326.6 mm (12.86 in).

He was unsuccessful in introducing a standard unit of length throughout his realm: an analysis of the measurements of Charlieu Abbey shows that during the 9th century the Roman foot of 296.1 mm was used; when it was rebuilt in the 10th century, a foot of about 320 mm[Note 1] was used. At the same time, monastic buildings used the Carolingian foot of 340 mm.

...The international yard and pound agreement of July 1959 defined the length of the international yard in the United States and countries of the Commonwealth of Nations as exactly 0.9144 meters. Consequently, the international foot is defined to be equal to exactly 0.3048 meters.

Complete. Idiot.
 
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You don't think the measurement of a foot existed "until 1824"? And you called me "a complete idiot". Wow!

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(unit)
Yeah, I am calling you an idiot. I didn't say that feet didn't exist until 1824, I said imperial measurements didn't exist until then. You know, like when they were standardized and put into widespread use. Right in the Wikipedia article you linked it says that a foot varied in size depending on which culture was using it. The modern foot of 304.8 millimeters did not exist until the late 1200s, which would have been long after the cathedral was already under construction. In short, yes, you're still a complete idiot.

Also I'd like to point out that it's not even 417 feet long. It's 420. You couldn't even find a building that was the exact number you wanted? What a fucking loser you are.
 
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@Coconut Gun,

Are you really trying to argue that the architect of the Cathedral de Notre-Dame in Paris didn't use the foot as his standard measurement?

"The ambitious bishop wanted the cathedral to be over 416.6 ft long." - p. 68, cathedrals of the world by Graziella Leyla Ciaga (2006, Metro Books)

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@Coconut Gun,

Are you really trying to argue that the architect of the Cathedral de Notre-Dame in Paris didn't use the foot as his standard measurement?

"The ambitious bishop wanted the cathedral to be over 416.6 ft long." - p. 68, cathedrals of the world by Graziella Leyla Ciaga (2006, Metro Books)

The feet that were used in 12th century France were a different length than the feet we use today. England, which is where the modern foot's length originates from, did not standardize the length of the foot at 304.8 millimeters until 1300, which would be over 100 years after construction began on the cathedral. And this is not even considering the fact that this is talking about England and not France, which used a unique set of measurements until the French Revolution.

The person you are quoting is talking in terms of modern feet, not the feet used during the construction of the cathedral. Here's an article which talks about the measurements that would have been used in France during the time-frame of the construction of the cathedral. Notice how the "pied du roi", which would have been the equivalent to the foot, is slightly bigger than the modern foot. That means that the architect would not have planned for the length of the cathedral to be 420 feet long, but instead for it to be closer to 394 of his feet. You are an idiot. Please get help.
 
Or Brenda, for that matter.

Sometimes I wonder if Brenda is just some woman he knows, lightly stalks online, and claims to be his girlfriend. The alternative means that someone is willing to date and then enable a schizo like Brad which is even more bizarre. How many shitty relationships do you have to be in where a self-absorbed crazy like Brad seems like a step up? Hell, maybe she's crazy too but I'm not sure we'll ever know. I wouldn't even think Brad was a real person if he didn't have a video of himself with that stupid ass shirt on, bugging random people on the street.
 
Hey fam, been doing some reading. Guess who else believed in reincarnation, said he was the Messiah and thought he was famous people. Oskar Ernst Bernhardt.
 
GOD is the omniscient Universal quantum computer. Jesus son of Joseph was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD, but he didn't die that day. Death is final. God-incarnate lived perhaps another 40 years (70 AD) before he died. After a year, his bones were placed in an ossuary which was put in the http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Family_Tomb . The eternal soul of Jesus has been reincarnated many times since; see http://7seals.blogspot.com .

It's very important to distinquish between GOD and God-incarnate.

@BlueArmedDevil / anonymous evil guy,

I never heard of Oskar Ernst Bernhardt. Did he claim to have been Albert Einstein reincarnated? Did he produce the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"? I bet $74 he didn't.
 
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