Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%
  • Total voters
    1,234
deadson said:
I feel as though I'm missing something... how did this go from a site update thread to a religion (& science) thread in 1 page?
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It's because Null unfairly closed the thread Insane Brad Watson, Miami... His decision was based on a lie by Applecrisp that I "have autism"; I certainly do not! If Null had any sense of right and wrong, he would reopen the thread.
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I banned this guy for being a noisy sped who attracted equally noisy people prying into his life. Apparently he has a terminal illness that he refuses to seek treatment for because of his numberology new age medicine bullshit and I hope he dies an early death so I get some fucking peace.
 
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Since brad doesn't know he's unbanned yet i figured I'd post some of his Facebook updates.
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Still lovin his sports
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And my favorite one.
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Gene Parmesan said:
He has his own forum... which he posts messages that no one ever replies to.
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It's not that no one replies to him, from what I've seen John Mitchell of RealWorldNews.org has responded with six posts. Brad then "moves" the posts to "another thread", said thread being either his rantings against Mitchell and/or RWN or linked to their judgement thread.

Guess what? They FAIL F.

More recently he appears to be using his Messianic powers to blast the posts out of existence.

To put it in simple layman's terms, he deletes (d+4 e+5 l+12 e+5 t+20 e+5 s+19=70) the post (p+16 o+15 s+19 t+20=70).

Wow! Kinda scary how that works out -- I wonder if he's looking for an accountant? :roll:
 
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So with the thread being open again, does that mean Our Lord and Savior Brad is feeling better? :heart-full:
 
So, I've generally just skimmed this topic and I got the general gist of the mathematically-induced insanity of Brad.

So, uhmm... do we have any accredited mathematicians in the Farms that can verify whether or not any of the shit this guy says makes... any sense whatsoever? Even for this forum, I can think of better things to do than comb through a guy's arithmetic ramblings to see how in any way any of it somehow adds up to "God."
 
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