Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[cumrobbery]

Let this record show that I took the time(47=T20+I9+M13+E5) to try to save(47=S19+A1+V22+E5) Forever(74=F6+O+R18+E5+V22+E5+R1 Sunrise.

Dude that's sick

 

[Null]

Fuck you evil atheist gun-lover. You're been judged to the maximum of 1,400 years reincarnated as non-human with 666 years non-commutable, so now you're BLOCKED.

this is now a gun thread

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Rin,

I pray you're right about @MasterDisaster. What's up with his screen name? There's nothing "very noble" about it.

 

[Overchek]

this is now a gun thread

weird guns

 

[Adamska]

@Adamska,

Fuck you evil atheist gun-lover. You're been judged to the maximum of 1,400 years reincarnated as non-human with 666 years non-commutable, so now you're BLOCKED.

I've not committed crimes unlike you Brad. I also am actually seeking my dream rather than falling into my own hibbidy jibbidy that I made up to make myself look better than I really am while creating a hugbox to ignore reality. Nice to see your failure in the music industry is a sore spot considering I've rustled you hard enough to extend my punishment, like any person who falls into the sin of wrath does.

By the by, guns are awesome. Check out this pepperbox:

 

[MasterDisaster]

@Rin,

I pray you're right about @MasterDisaster. What's up with his screen name? There's nothing "very noble" about it.

On the contrary. My name is derived that every time in my life that I've been faced with a disaster I've subsequently mastered it; I rise to a challenge and I defeat it. I've mastered disasters.

 

[Overchek]

@Brad Watson_Miami is useless...

Like the chauchat!

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/99/70/b2/9970b2bd26846205a809c15f6d02c6f7.jpg

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Null,

How evil of you to side with ISIS! Why would you do such a thing? Is your life that bad? That's too bad. But the good news for humanity is that we've identified you and you won't be reincarnated as human for 1,400 years - 666 years non-commutable. You're now blocked, mother fucker.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Someone said they'd buy me McDonald's if I posted this.

 

[Overchek]

You're now blocked, mother fucker.

You don't block @Null


Here...

more weird guns

 

[Adamska]

@Null,

How evil of you to side with ISIS! Why would you do such a thing? Is your life that bad? That's too bad. But the good news for humanity is that we've identified you and you won't be reincarnated as human for 1,400 years - 666 years non-commutable. You're now blocked, mother fucker.

Lawl you're wasting time here when you could've used to write a piece or perform a cover. Some career there bucko. Hell, you should change your profession to criminal, since you've put more effort there than you do in music craft.

 

[Null]

You're now blocked, mother fucker.

You cannot block me. I am unblockable. I can bend the will of technology to my needs. I invented the barcode, the mark of the beast. Every consumer good you buy is bent to my will.

And for that, I sentence you:
BRAND WATSON, MIAMA
FALSE PROPHET
SENTENCED TO 74 GENERATIONS
TO BE FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE WHILST SUSPENDED UPSIDE DOWN IN THE AIR.

 

[Ruin]

Oh is Space Jesus back? Did he finally get banned from literally everywhere else on the internet?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Fuck you evil atheist gun-lover. You're been judged to the maximum of 1,400 years reincarnated as non-human with 666 years non-commutable, so now you're BLOCKED.

Your post included the numbers 1400 and 666 in terms of days. Together, they make the sum 2066. There are 511000 days in 1044 years not accounting for leap years; a span of 1044 years includes 261 leap years, accounting for 261 extra days. Ergo, there are 511261 days in 1044 years. The product of the two years gives us the value of X - 932400, which is 15.54% of how long humans have existed in terms of years. If we divide X by the sum of 1044 and 666 we get the number 451 when adjusted to three significant figures. Now we add those 261 days to 451 and we get the number 712, and from 712 we subtract the life expectancy of Christian Weston Chandler - 46.

712 - 46 = 666.

You are still mathematically Satan, Brad.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm sorry, the sheer autism of your blog is sufficiently powerful to function as a physic shield against any of my attempts to penetrate your delusional mindset.

I don't think you understand how things work around here, Brad.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Overchek,

If you have a gun, stick it Up your ass. Then put it down your throat.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life. Then 1,400 years reincarnarnated as non-human with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

You are now BLOCKED.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

If you have a gun, stick it Up your ass. Then put it down your throat.
.

That's unsanitary and only something the Devil would suggest

 

[Overchek]

You are now BLOCKED.

@Null, great Shadow Master, lift the veil of ignorance from this one's head.

 

[MasterDisaster]

@Brad Watson_Miami I think it's absolutely imperative that you allow me to interview you, sir. The sound of your voice may be the very thing that could save all these degenerate souls. You must spread the gospel.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I asked @Brad Watson_Miami multiple times to teach me about his religion and belief system, and he's ignored me both times.

You're a pretty shitty prophet, friend. Converting people to your religion tends to be pretty high on the list of To Do's as a prophet for any fledgling faith, I'm starting to think you're not actually Jesus or Einstein.