Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
Ok. You evil assholes have now really pissed me off which is what you were trying to do. This is a game for you; a sick way of*

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 21:35 "And the 6th Seal was opened - Judgment Day" (Dan Akyroyd) - Ghostbusters on BBC America

How do you like that 'coincidence'?! Now that should be a really BIG sign to you that GOD is involved here. Are you smart enough to receive this message and cease your attacks on me or not?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Ok. You evil assholes have now really pissed me off which is what you were trying to do. This is a game for you; a sick way of*

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 21:35 "And the 6th Seal was opened - Judgment Day" (Dan Akyroyd) - Ghostbusters on BBC America

How do you like that 'coincidence'?! Now that should be a really BIG sign to you that GOD is involved here. Are you smart enough to receive this message and cease your attacks on me or not?
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That is synchronism actually, Dan Akyroyd has autism just like you.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Ok. You evil assholes have now really pissed me off which is what you were trying to do. This is a game for you; a sick way of*

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 21:35 "And the 6th Seal was opened - Judgment Day" (Dan Akyroyd) - Ghostbusters on BBC America

How do you like that 'coincidence'?! Now that should be a really BIG sign to you that GOD is involved here. Are you smart enough to receive this message and cease your attacks on me or not?
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Welcome back, dude.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Ok. You evil assholes have now really pissed me off which is what you were trying to do. This is a game for you; a sick way of*

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 21:35 "And the 6th Seal was opened - Judgment Day" (Dan Akyroyd) - Ghostbusters on BBC America

How do you like that 'coincidence'?! Now that should be a really BIG sign to you that GOD is involved here. Are you smart enough to receive this message and cease your attacks on me or not?
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I'd like to see the math for how Dan Akroyd = Judgment Day.

Remember to show your work.
 
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*MasterDisaster,

You're a compulsive liar. I AM sorry that you chose not to follow my instructions. I need you to know that 10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances. 74 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You will now be 'IGNORED'.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
*MasterDisaster,

You're a compulsive liar. I AM sorry that you chose not to follow my instructions. I need you to know that 10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances. 74 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You will now be 'IGNORED'.
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I missed you so much man. I left some questions on the other thread if you want to address those in some way.
 
Brad Watson_Miami said:
Ok. You evil assholes have now really pissed me off which is what you were trying to do. This is a game for you; a sick way of*

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 21:35 "And the 6th Seal was opened - Judgment Day" (Dan Akyroyd) - Ghostbusters on BBC America

How do you like that 'coincidence'?! Now that should be a really BIG sign to you that GOD is involved here. Are you smart enough to receive this message and cease your attacks on me or not?
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Are you smart enough (as if) to know that your bullshit doesn't scare any of us at all? Please piss off already you fucking maggot.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Ok. You evil assholes have now really pissed me off which is what you were trying to do. This is a game for you; a sick way of*

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 21:35 "And the 6th Seal was opened - Judgment Day" (Dan Akyroyd) - Ghostbusters on BBC America

How do you like that 'coincidence'?! Now that should be a really BIG sign to you that GOD is involved here. Are you smart enough to receive this message and cease your attacks on me or not?
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When was Ghostbusters released? 1984. Dan Aykroyd was born 1952, making him 63 years old. 63 years before 1984 was the year 1921; what happens in 1921? Adolf Hitler becomes the Führer of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsch Arbeiterpartei. How old was Hitler when he died? 56. 1921 / 56 = 34.3. There have been 19 assholes posting in this thread and a 40% chance of you responding to them with your faux judgments and you "blocking" them. What's 34.3 multiplied by 19.4? 665.42. Now let's add 1 because I'm another asshole responding in this thread, and with that the chance of you making a shitpost about how I'm going to hell rises to 42%, and let's subtract that.

665.42 + 1 - .42 = 666

ave gloriosa in nomine satan
 
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*Uncanny Valley,

GOD - the 'universal quantum computer' - knows all about you but I believe this is the first time we've 'met'. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions" (Revelation 20:13, 22:12)?

@Cuck Norris,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions" (Revelation 20:13, 22:12)?
 
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@Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Raygun(6),

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions" (Revelation 20:13, 22:12)?
 
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