Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I've almost finished my second book, Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor - FIG=6|7 - Design Worlds Theory, The Theory of Everything. (That's a looooooooong subtitle.) After the book is published, then I'll be promoting it. Coming back here is a distraction that in hind-sight was probably a mistake.

Yes, the Christ made mistakes 2,000* years ago and the 2nd Coming of the Christ makes alot of mistakes.

*Synchronism: 10/16/15 23:07 "Ah, Jesus!" - Comedy Channel

But I mean, what about a video series? Like, you film yourself talking about a certain subject regarding GOD=7_4, then upload it to youtube. You would greatly expand your viewerbase to more and more people. At the very least please consider it.

Good luck on the book btw.
 
@Adamska,

10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years (maximum) with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.


You are now IGNORED.
 
@Adamska,

10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years (maximum) with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.


You are now IGNORED.

Case in point.
 
@Ruin,

10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years (maximum) with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.


You are now IGNORED.

Sorry if this was asked before Bradshaw, but what the what have you been up to these last few months?
Well, the prophesied "destruction of Babylon" (Revelation Ch 14, 16-18) continues in Iraq as does "Armageddon" (Rev 16:16) in Syria. South Carolina got what it deserved. Let's see, what else?...
 
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Well, the prophesied "destruction of Babylon" (Revelation Ch 14, 16-18) continues in Iraq as does "Armageddon" (Rev 16:16) in Syria. South Carolina got what it deserved. Let's see, what else?...
Well, St. Louis has a couple White Castles, which is really all it has going for it. Also, I can prove that King David was reincarnated as Don King.
 
@Peace and Harmony/anonymous coward,

First, you are guilty of many attacks against GOD & His/Her Christ, especially invasion of my privacy and you know that. Therefore...

10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years (maximum) with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.


Second, I must be able to directly edit that wiki page you and your evil cohorts created so as to correct the many mistakes you have slandered me with.

Brad, several members here have accounts on that wiki. Why not list and spell out the areas you disagree with? It is simple easy and allows us to create a document that is factual and has all the information presented without bias.
 
Well, the prophesied "destruction of Babylon" (Revelation Ch 14, 16-18) continues in Iraq as does "Armageddon" (Rev 16:16) in Syria. South Carolina got what it deserved. Let's see, what else?...

Here's what I think you've really been up to these last few months:

You got on a new medication plan, probably something like Respiridol or Seroquil. Those worked pretty good but left you all tired and drooly. You had problems getting into music because of the meds' dampening effects so you took a little break from them.

Then you remembered that you were the reincarnation of Christ and Einstein so you flushed your meds.

Now you're back here.
 
Oh my God, the prodigal sperg has returned!

It is time. :cool: The prophecy must be fulfilled.

@voiceguy! I call you!

Also @Null please remove his ability to ignore/block again tia
 
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Everyone,

Once I've 'IGNORED' you, I do not respond to your posts(74=P16+O+S19+T20+S19) anymore. Also, the maximum sentence is now 2,000 years.
It's just another online game for you evil participants, so why should I fell bad about excessive sentencing?
Kay, that means you can read my posts you cheap duplicate of Charlie Manson; by the by, at least Manson bothered to amass a cult and tried to release albums. What have you got? A 270+ thread where you waste most of your dying years here and a rap sheet longer than most of us here. Oh, and a failed career and little to no friends. Am I missing something outside of you being a crybaby?
 
Yes, the Christ made mistakes 2,000* years ago and the 2nd Coming of the Christ makes alot of mistakes.

Hey, by your age Jesus had managed the water into wine thing, brought a guy back to life, challenged an entire generation of both Roman and Jewish authorities, and died for the sins of all mankind before coming back to life. You're taking it slow this time, what with your list of crimes and your failed music career and your 270 page thread where you yell at and condemn people and do basic arithmetic. Low key Jesus this time around. Nothing wrong with that.
 
@Peace and Harmony/anonymous coward,

First, you are guilty of many attacks against GOD & His/Her Christ, especially invasion of my privacy and you know that. Therefore...

10/16/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years (maximum) with 666 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.


Second, I must be able to directly edit that wiki page you and your evil cohorts created so as to correct the many mistakes you have slandered me with.

I don't understand. Why would the Christ have any need for privacy? Is Jesus not perfect love and perfect goodness? He literally has nothing to hide!

And you're not going to be able to directly edit the wiki with a pouty-face attitude like that. Come now, let's discuss this like adults. Tell me something about your assault and battery charges.
 
(last tweaked 5/17/15, I AM currently updating this)

The following kiwifarms.net members have received their Judgment Day from the 2nd Coming of the Christ...
  1. Null | FAIL F | 666 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1,474 Years Non-human Reincarnation | 474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 2,000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/574 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  4. ABW-81 | FAIL F | 1,474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/574 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  5. Loke | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1,000 Years Non-human Reincarnation | 274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1,000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
  8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
  9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
  11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non
  12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
  14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
  18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
  19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
  22. Stratomsk | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,474 Years | 474 non-commutable
  24. voiceguy | FAIL F | 2,474 Years | 1,000 non-commutable
  25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
  26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
  28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,474 years | 474 non-commutable
  30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  34. Atlas 95 | 1,274 | 474 non-commutable
  35. TM Ambrose | 2,000 years | 666 non-commutable
  36. anOminous | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  37. ChurchofGodBear | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  38. Have a Pepsi | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  39. Coldgrip | 274 years | 74 years non-commutable
  40. ForTheHoard | 1,274 years | 474 years non-commutable
  41. Sigyn | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  42. Alex Krycek | 1,474 years | 474 non-commutable
  43. I'm With Chris | 174 years | 17.4 non
  44. Wolfenmaus | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  45. The Knife | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
  46. autisticdragonkin | 1,374 years | 474 non
  47. Azazel | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  48. Wally Balljacker | 1,274 years | 474 non
  49. Batman vs. Tony Danza | 1,274 years | 474 non
  50. KatsuKitty | 777 years | 274 non-commutable
  51. TheAmazingAxolotl | 666 years | 174 non-commutable
  52. DynamiteNinja | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  53. Platypus | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
  54. Lefty's Revenge | 1,474 years | 174 years non-commutable
  55. Chan the Wizard | 1,474 years | 574 non-commutable
  56. Nara | 174 years | 17.4 non-commutable
  57. Saney | 1,666 years | 274 years non*
  58. Pandas Galore | 74 years | 7.4 non-commutable
  59. Kittentits | 666 years | 174 non
  60. Ronald Gaygun | 1,274 years | 474 non
  61. Cthulhu | 1,000 years non-human reincarnated | 274 non
  62. Overchek | 1,274 years | 474 non
  63. karngood8 | 666 years | 174 non
  64. Glassbrain | 666 years | 174 non
  65. Shishio | 1,274 years | 474 non
  66. hemolyzer | 1,274 years | 474 non
  67. BlueArmedDevil | 1,274 years | 474 non
  68. WingNut72 | 1,274 years | 474 non
  69. Picklechu | 1,274 years | 474 non
  70. Ziltoid | 1,274 years | 474 non
  71. RogerRabbit1988 | 1,274 years | 474 non
  72. Wilhelm | 1,274 | 474 non-commutable
  73. tomgirl4life | 3,000 years reincarnated as non-human | 1,666 non-commutable
  74. TheIceCreamMan | 1,574 years | 574 non-commutable
  75. Randall Fragg | 174 years | 17.4 non
It's a game for you evil people, so come on, see how much bad luck and how many years reincarnated as non-human you can rack up!
 
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