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It might be faster to just punish all Kiwis at this point.
Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory
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It might be faster to just punish all Kiwis at this point.
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Do you realize that calling yourself the reincarnation of Jesus is Heresy? You really do believe it, but that doesn't make any difference. If you are Jesus then why aren't you in Heaven?
Heretic you are guilty of being a FALSE PROPHET and you will GO TO HELL
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Are you actually keeping track with this shit?
I don't know of you're more mad or sad
Brad Watson_Miami
Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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Change of topic...
I AM watching CBS This Morning and at 7:30 they did a unique segment on "cows in Britain are being given glow-in-the-dark collars because 7 cows this summer have been killed by motorists doing 40 mph." Now there's an example of GOD=7_4 theory/algorithm/code I never imagined!
They just came back from commercial break with a live shot of the Empire State Building which is 417 yards high. The former 1 World Trade Center was 417 meters high. 'Coincidence'? Or did Freemasons encode Jesus' real birthday of 4/17?
I AM watching CBS This Morning and at 7:30 they did a unique segment on "cows in Britain are being given glow-in-the-dark collars because 7 cows this summer have been killed by motorists doing 40 mph." Now there's an example of GOD=7_4 theory/algorithm/code I never imagined!
They just came back from commercial break with a live shot of the Empire State Building which is 417 yards high. The former 1 World Trade Center was 417 meters high. 'Coincidence'? Or did Freemasons encode Jesus' real birthday of 4/17?
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40 != 4, Watson. People can see through your ruses. The true reincarnation of Baphomet guides them.
Though this is the sixth time this week you've tried to change the topic and the ninth time you've lied to people in the last two days.
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I imagine him sitting at a desk covered in scraps of paper with arithmetic scribbled on them, post it notes covering his monitor with our names and punishments on them, and he alternates between mashing F5 and rocking himself in the chair while he mumbles religious mumbo-jumbo as magic spells to make our punishments happen.
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I'm not sure how you have the right to pissed off when all you do is derail shit.
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Not even the Lord Jesus Himself knows when the Father will bring Judgment but this HERETIC claims he knows. This SATAN WORSHIPING INFIDEL claims he knows what is on God's mind. Brad you are lucky that we aren't burning you at the stake as a Witch.
Because that is what False Prophets are. WITCHES.
Because that is what False Prophets are. WITCHES.
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You were watching at 7:30. On the 30th day of the 7th month, the Watergate Scandal occurred in 1974. 1974, evidence that God is not as good as previously thought.
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He just wants the attention. No one posts on his own shitty forum, we are the only people he engages with.
Watching TV and finding things that happen to match his lucky bingo number is all he does. We're probably the most fun he has.
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But he has a family, and a girlfriend, and a career...
I just don't get this guy, which is why I keep coming back here. This isn't the usual lolcow screaming into the void. Like he actually has a lot going for him...and then he comes around and says that he's Jesus.
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This is actually pretty true. For both us and Brad. Yelling at an old man so you can get a big red F was funny on the first couple pages but come on now guys.
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The normies always seem to have that crazy layer deep down.
Brad Watson_Miami
Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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@Hyperion/anonymous cow ard,
We are all sons and daughters of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate and remember he wrote NONE of the Bible. I AM thee Bible expert; for example, did you realize that Genasis 1:1 in its original Hebrew was 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters? It's God's signature.
Now, that I the Christ have returned, "Everyone is judged according to their actions." - Revelation 20:13, 22:12. That makes every day Judgment Day. You've rudely judged me, therefore...
By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.
Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 666 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.
Note: You can repent, identify yourself and publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.
I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment.
- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity
c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
We are all sons and daughters of GOD. Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate and remember he wrote NONE of the Bible. I AM thee Bible expert; for example, did you realize that Genasis 1:1 in its original Hebrew was 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters? It's God's signature.
Now, that I the Christ have returned, "Everyone is judged according to their actions." - Revelation 20:13, 22:12. That makes every day Judgment Day. You've rudely judged me, therefore...
By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.
Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 666 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.
Note: You can repent, identify yourself and publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.
I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment.
- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity
c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
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I still find it baffling that we're trying to combine Christianity, the judicial system, scientific method and various eastern religions into one thing.
I have a legit question however. Is there anyone, past or present, that have passed your judgement?
Brad Watson_Miami
Da Vinci, Galileo, Franklin & Lincoln reincarnated
Heterosexual Jesus H. Christ and Albert Einstein, Reincarnated
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@wagglyplacebo,
There's nothing funny about the stupid and evil kids that hang out on this forum and revel in their 'anonymous' Internet bullying. Your life is doing more harm to humanity than help, so why should the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', the 'universal quantum computer' have your energy/information transformed into human again anytime soon?
There's nothing funny about the stupid and evil kids that hang out on this forum and revel in their 'anonymous' Internet bullying. Your life is doing more harm to humanity than help, so why should the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', the 'universal quantum computer' have your energy/information transformed into human again anytime soon?
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