Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Peace and Harmony,

You "respectfully disagree"?! And then you have the evil nerve to tell me what my "real name" is?! Then you top it off with the lie that I have told someone to "kill themselves"! I have never done that nor would I. Wow!!

I said more than once, "Take your gun and stick it up your ass, then stick it down your throat." What they do with it after that is totally up to them. I never even said the gun should be loaded when they do it; that's up to them.

Sentence: 10,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non-commutable.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
@Peace and Harmony,

You "respectfully disagree"?! And then you have the evil nerve to tell me what my "real name" is?! Then you top it off with the lie that I have told someone to "kill themselves"! I have never done that nor would I.

Actually, you did. You re-named the former President of the United States, because it fit your numerology game.
 
@Peace and Harmony,

For the record...

Do you beleve in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according
74 to their actions" (Rev 20:13, 22:12)?

You'd think as the writer of the book, you would remember the context of that verse.

"Rev 20:12
And I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the throne, and books were opened; and another book was opened, which is the book of life; and the dead were judged from the things which were written in the books, according to their deeds 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead which were in them; and they were judged, every one of them according to their deeds."

Was there a zombie apocalypse somewhere that I missed?
 
@Seque,

You are taking a GAMBLE that I AM not the Christ. And you lose.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

c.c. thead & http://7seals.yuku.com
 

"Rev 20:12
And I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the throne, and books were opened; and another book was opened, which is the book of life; and the dead were judged from the things which were written in the books, according to their deeds 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead which were in them; and they were judged, every one of them according to their deeds."

Was there a zombie apocalypse somewhere that I missed?

There is no 'zombie apocalypse'; the idea of it is ridiculous unless it's a Halloween scary house thing or a Michael Jackson video. Everyone has been 'risen from the dead' by reincarnation.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!

I've put up with alot of abuse here in order to try to teach important information and I've spent alot of time(47=T20+I9+M13+E5) trying to save(47=S19+A1+V22+E5) some misguided souls. But I refuse to participate anymore with the abusive description placed underneath my avatar by some moderator. I AM not homosexual but there is nothing wrong with anyone being one; they certainly aren't "deviant" because of it. "Everyone is to be treated equally including homosexuals having the right to marry and adopt children." - GOD

I AM gone. If my description is changed by the moderator, I may return. If not, I won't.

 
@Peace and Harmony,

You "respectfully disagree"?! And then you have the evil nerve to tell me what my "real name" is?! Then you top it off with the lie that I have told someone to "kill themselves"! I have never done that nor would I. Wow!!

Look after the first 2,000 years I figure I may as well go for broke here.

Brad. Home(4) skillet(7). Please listen to me. Your real name is Richard Bradshaw Watson II. "Brad Watson, Miami" is a really sweet nickname, I mean that. But just because I want all my friends to call me Chad Thundercock doesn't change the fact that my legal name is what it is. The article deals with facts, not personal preferences. I'm sorry that you find that so hard to accept, but you certainly can't blame me for it. I didn't name you "Richard Bradshaw Watson II". That's the information that I have. Now if you get your name legally changed and show us, I'll change the article right away, no problem. But other than that, I'm sorry, but no dice.
 
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Get a load of this spastic, who supposedly left.

From PM.

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I got one also!!!

He finally gave me a judgement day and a sentence! I'm so happy. :)
My judgement day is tomorrow. I need to celebrate!

Edit: yo homeboy @Brad Watson_Miami, how do I repent if I decide I'm not digging the sentence? Not to say I don't like my sentence, but just in case, ya kno?
 
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For those who haven't read the wiki yet something became apparent:

"Watson's passage into adulthood proved to be a troubling one. According to the court records of Miami-Dade country, Watson was first arrested there for assault and battery in 1988, the circumstances and parties involved being unknown. This earliest documented incident seemed to set the stage for his later behavior, and he was subsequently arrested ten times between 1988 and 2002 for numerous offences, including trespassing, burglary, disorderly conduct while intoxicated, and resisting arrest

This means that assholish, aggressive @Brad Watson_Miami is actually the default state for him and he was just putting up a front when he first joined. I don't know about you guys but I don't feel safe knowing God/Jesus is a repeat violent offender :(
 
I got one!
PM said:
APerson/anonymous cow ard,

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/21/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years, 74 years of which is non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
Which is odd, considering that I hadn't spoken to him; I was just going through the first few pages of the thread and voting.
Also, Brad, wouldn't Hebrew or Greek gematria (letter-number conversion) be better to base your beliefs on? Considering that the Old Testament is in Hebrew and the New Testament was originally written in Greek, one thinks that you'd take the Word of HaShem as He chose to deliver it. Also, Hebrew gematria has a tradition in the Kabbalah, whereas you're pulling any English gematria out of your rear end.
 
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