Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Keerakh]

I'm just asking what's the first real prophet.

Because Brad sure ain't that guy.

I would argue Harrie. Brad got nothin on crazy atom shit.

 

[Cthulu]

I'll bet Brad has masturbated to all of this.

It's so much fun when you can make the numbers and letters mean anything you want.

Rahnald Ray Gunn (7,3+4=7). Wow, two different sevens AND a four! Thanks to these alternate spellings, I know Ronald Reagan (excuse me, President Ray Gunn) was a Prophet of God, if not Jesus himself.

Your right Ronald Reagan was a prophet. I see the numbers add up to 7-4 now. He was Christ incarnate.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Your right Ronald Reagan was a prophet. I see the numbers add up to 7-4 now. He was Christ incarnate.

Coming from a conservative president, it totally makes sense!

 

[LordCustos3]

I'm just asking what's the first real prophet.

Because Brad sure ain't that guy.

Okay, I'm about to say something that'll sound batshit insane, but hear me out.
(*ahem*)
Harold Camping was a better Prophet than Brad Watson.

No, really.
Here's my reasoning:
Lets overlook that Harold Camping was consistently wrong and that none of his Prophesies came true. The important part was that Harold Camping at least made prophesies that were useful, were specific, were about important events in the future, and included some instructions on what to do about it.
Brad Watson's "prophesies", on the other hand, are vague, pointless, about trivial events in the recent past, and can't by their very nature be used to prepare for anything, even for something imaginary.

Case in point:

• Harold Camping style prophesy: "On May 21st October 21st, the End Times will begin and you must all repent in order to save your souls."
• Brad Watson style "prophesy": "Oh, yeah....yesterday....uh, a sports team scored 4 points. I saw a 7 floating in my cereal. I have a strange buzzing in my right ear. This means you will all come back as crawdads and I am Jesus. The Great Oz has Spoken. Now get off my lawn before I call the Marcabian Space Police on you."

See how the second example is completely incoherent and useless?

If Shaner and Brad are prophets, who is the 3rd?

Autphag?

 

[bacterium]

Okay, I'm about to say something that'll sound batshit insane, but hear me out.
(*ahem*)
Harold Camping was a better Prophet than Brad Watson.

No, really.
Here's my reasoning:
Lets overlook that Harold Camping was consistently wrong and that none of his Prophesies came true. The important part was that Harold Camping at least made prophesies that were useful, were specific, were about important events in the future, and included some instructions on what to do about it.
Brad Watson's "prophesies", on the other hand, are vague, pointless, about trivial events in the recent past, and can't by their very nature be used to prepare for anything, even for something imaginary.

Case in point:

• Harold Camping style prophesy: "On May 21st October 21st, the End Times will begin and you must all repent in order to save your souls."
• Brad Watson style "prophesy": "Oh, yeah....yesterday....uh, a sports team scored 4 points. I saw a 7 floating in my cereal. I have a strange buzzing in my right ear. This means you will all come back as crawdads and I am Jesus. The Great Oz has Spoken. Now get off my lawn before I call the Marcabian Space Police on you."

See how the second example is completely incoherent and useless?

My brad. That was a beautiful summary.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Lets overlook that Harold Camping was consistently wrong and that none of his Prophesies came true. The important part was that Harold Camping at least made prophesies that were useful, were specific, were about important events in the future, and included some instructions on what to do about it.
Brad Watson's "prophesies", on the other hand, are vague, pointless, about trivial events in the recent past, and can't by their very nature be used to prepare for anything, even for something imaginary.

Oh, I'm with you 100% on this. It's telling that Brad never ventures into discussing the future. He doesn't even feel comfortable talking about the present when it involves unknowns. For someone with divine insight, Brad never shows any knowledge beyond what is available to the average person. Odd behavior, for a prophet. Odder still for a deity, where you really need to have some level of omniscience in order to do the job properly. And yet, Brad has to "research" what it's like to be Jesus, even though he of all people should already know!

I mean, Brad is just a never-ending source of comedy. "What's going to happen yesterday? Well, let me look it up, and I'll prove I predicted it!"

 

[bacterium]

Hey fam. I watched tv at 7:04 this morning. And they talked about Prince. Coincidence?

 

[facepalm]

Hey fam. I watched tv at 7:04 this morning. And they talked about Prince. Coincidence?

You are Prince.

 

[bacterium]

YES! I don't know anything about Prince...but our saviour doesn't know anything about who he is reincarnated from, so I guess I'm on par.

 

[LordCustos3]

Hey fam. I watched tv at 7:04 this morning. And they talked about Prince. Coincidence?

I wonder how insufferable Brad was when he was young.

I can picture it. A 7 year old Brad runs up to his mother squealing "Mommy! Mommy! I saw a Four!"
His mother sighs with boredom and blandly replies "...that's nice, dear."
Suddenly he grabs a tight fistful of her blouse in his trembling talon and snarls "No, Bitch...I don't think you 'get it'...I SAID. I. SAW. A. FOUR!"
Then Mommy hits him with the pepper spray and locks him in his room because he's "having one of his 'attacks' again."

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/03/w...in-havana-ending-decades-old-freeze.html?_r=0

The sold-out 704 passenger ship Adonia (Carnival Cruise Lines) arrived in Havana on Monday May 2, 2016 ending an almost 50 year embargo.

GOD=704; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Gematria is bullshit.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@facepalm / not anonymous to GOD,

You've attacked me and my deceased mother in the most disgusting manner, therefore, I AM going to make an exception in my Judgment of you...

Sentence: Extremely bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 66,600 years with 174 years being non-commutable.

Note: You can repent...

You are now part of a Grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

@LordCustos3 / not anonymous to GOD,

You've attacked me, my deceased father, and God in the most disgusting manner, therefore, I AM going to make an exception in my Judgment of you...

Sentence: Extremely bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 66,600 years with 174 years being non-commutable.

Note: You can repent...

You are now part of a Grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.

@CyrusKissFanClub / anonymous cow ard,

Here's some gematria(8,74) examples for your consideration...

Step 1
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a(1 letter)
bi(2)
tri(3)
quad(4)
penta(5)

GOD(3): the Holy(4) Trinity(7)

Liberty(7) Bell(4) & 7/4: July 4th

Hanukkah(/Chanukah( is an eight-day( festival( like Passover(.

E PLURIBUS UNUM(13) & the 13 Original United States

Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6): the "666 1st Beast"
United(6) States(6) Dollar(6): the "666 mark of the Beast"

Step 2​

Magen40 David40=D4+A1+V22+I9+D4 : Biblical David killed Goliath on 40th day and was king41 for 40 years.

50 United States of America50=A1+M13+E5+R18+I9+C3+A1

On Good7__4 Friday74, Y'shua74/Joshua74/IESVS74/Jesus74 - the king74 of the Judeans74, the Jewish74 Messiah74 - was nailed on74 the Cross74

Adding evil48 to each letter produces A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, thus Donald Trump = 666.

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That's a very short list of important English(7,74) gematria(8,74) examples from a large book full of them. Now, you can either be smart and see this as useful information or choose to remain ignorant and dismiss it - the choice is yours.

Let the record show that I took the time47 to teach you and the others here at kiwifarms. I receive nothing but good karma for my efforts here.

Bible30 + karma44 = 74*
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*Synchronism: 05:57 "Don't you see it's time to lead our people into a new era?" - The Masterpiece Society (S5/Ep13, 1992), Star Trek: The Next Generation on BBC America

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'm touching home base so I have a force field around me that prevents any kind of sentencing on my soul.

Also you're standing in hot lava so I win. I get to be Jesus now.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

(Brad) doesn't know anything about who he is reincarnated from

That's obviously a lie. I've said many times here that I AM the direct reincarnation of Albert Einstein and 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua bar Yosef.

@Batman VS Tony Danza / anonymous cow ard,

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now on my 'Ignore' list.

@LordCustos3,

Tell us what kind of parent74s your mother and father were when you were young. Were they loving? How's your relationship with them now? Are they still alive?

Can you imagine how your karma can affect who your parents will be in your next life? What do you imagine would be the most terrible parents?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@Batman VS Tony Danza / anonymous cow ard,

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 74 years non commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You're now on my 'Ignore' list.

Doesn't count.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Guise, I think I understand a lot better now! I think the problem is, Brad just doesn't understand this stuff very well. If you listen to the sermons of Rev. Robert McKim, he makes a lot of great points about the Founding Fathers and their view of God, and he doesn't even have to play with numbers. This is one great example. It's really, really deep, probably beyond Brad's abilities to decode.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74.

Trump Tower (New York City) is 203 meters/666 feet high. Google that & see http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_(New_York_City)

 

[Keerakh]

Brad doesn't understand that Donald Trump is the only one who can save the planet.
Brad is a false prophet with no dominion or control over souls and reincarnation. He lies about his past lives.
His real past life was actually a child who died of consumption in the middle ages

 

[LordCustos3]

Gematria is bullshit.

Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. Especially Brad's version.
If BradGematria had any use, you'd notice everyone on the stock market buying exactly 7 shares of the 7up Bottling Company on 4/4/2014.
Something so obvious and easy would have been spotted by other scientists and mathematicians thousands of years ago and would have been in since the bronze age.
If a mere mortal human can figure something that "obvious" out, you know there'd be rooms full of workstations turning that occult knowledge into cash, bitcoin and power.

No-one is.

Ergo, it is bullshit and useless and imaginary.
Just like all Brads attempts at prophesy and witchcraft.

EDIT:
Not only is no-one else prophetting profiting from this knowledge, Brad himself isn't either. If his Gematria worked, HE'D have made trillions on the stock market/investments/bitcoins and would be rich enough to buy Donald Trump and use him as a toilet/ashtray.