Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Not only is no-one else prophetting profiting from this knowledge, Brad himself isn't either. If his Gematria worked, HE'D have made trillions on the stock market/investments/bitcoins and would be rich enough to buy Donald Trump and use him as a toilet/ashtray.

Yeah, instead, he's literally saying "Thanks to my magic numbers, I can predict what happened yesterday!"

I mean, Brad's still learning. He's no Robert McKim, and that's okay. We can't all be that smart.
 
Yeah, instead, he's literally saying "Thanks to my magic numbers, I can predict what happened yesterday!"
As Larry Niven aptly said "Any fool can predict the past. That's what makes them a fool."
We have all been banging our heads against a wall for 363 pages and Brad still doesn't get the point that "Prophets Predict the Future."

I mean, Brad's still learning. He's no Robert McKim, and that's okay. We can't all be that smart.
Brad would really look foolish if NephilimFree were to show up and instruct his trifling ass how to do use Godpowah correctly.
 
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Does he know when you are looking for something you see it everywhere? HashtagThenumber27
 
Does he know when you are looking for something you see it everywhere? HashtagThenumber27
The original subtitle of this thread was "Google 'Confirmation Bias'" Brad didn't get it. Like I said, he's not very smart.
 
i wonder why he has yet claimed to be a reincarnation of Shakespeare. After all, Brad is an anagram of Bard
 
i wonder why he has yet claimed to be a reincarnation of Shakespeare. After all, Brad is an anagram of Bard
Brad Watson = "Own Bastard"
Brad Watson, False Prophet = "The Power of Bastard Plans"
Brad Watson, Failed Messiah = "Wants Broad-Leafed Sashimi......"
(Okay, they can't all be winners)
Brad Watson is Not Shakespeare = "Bards orations heap weakness" AND "Bard onion sweats speaker ash"
(I have no idea what that means, but it'll be a bitch cleaning it out of the carpeting.)
 
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Too bad for Brad because it looks like Shakespeare is 11 = 7+4 characters long, so basically it's a synchronism with God = 7 4 theory
 
Brad fails the basic Matthew 7 test as a prophet, so he clearly isn't Jesus.

His turn of phrase is lousy, hence he is not Shakespeare.

His math is at best spurious, so he is not Einstein.

Brad is what Brad is, a virgin and an asshole.
 
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Miller 64 is the favorite beer of English Speaking aliens. Those aliens have bad taste in beer and so does whoever made that beer.
 
All I know is that if I was a prophet or a holy man, I'd be teaching people and trying to make the world a better place; not autistically searching for numbers and spamming useless shit because of having no job and a mental disorder.
 
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I think Brad should try Scientology just to see whether its crazy beliefs can convert him.
 
@Alex Krycek,

That's not quite right. Miller 64 is the favorite beer of Eqfish64-speaking aliens from the Planet Nestor because it only has 64 calories.
 
You know guys. I want some grilled cow right now. Some good old dead slaughtered cow.
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Pres. Obama just announced, "This is the 74th consecutive month of job growth." - CNN. This is yet another of a long list of examples of the GOD=7_4 Code; see [link to GOD704.wikia.com] and search this thread.
 
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@APerson / anonymous cow ard,

There's no "manipulation" going on. Step 1 of gematria(8,74) requires three names to produce ------(6 letters) ------(6) ------(6). Step 2 doesn't require anything except a name/names adding up to six hundred sixty-six.

Can you understand that, puddin'(6,68)?

@Cthulhu,

What do you think those eternal souls did in their last human incarnation(s) to deserve that?!
 
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