Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@SCRuler (Smelly Clothes Ruler74),

Fuck you. Within 40 days, your area will experience a natural disaster. Tell all your family, friends, neighbors, strangers in your vicinity that you've intentionally pissed off GOD/Nature and the 2nd Coming of the Christ77 and dared them to punish you this way. Call up the priests and pastors in your area and tell them about how you don't believe that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ, so you've repetitively attacked GOD & I and challenged us to this demonstration of our power77.

@SCRuler i think you should do it. Im sure your local pastors and priests could use a good laugh
 
>"Socially Conservative Republicans have the platform of the ‘4 Gs’: GOD, Guns, Gays, and Gabortion."
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And now you're just reaching.. Gabortion? Really?
Yeah, Gabortion is when you terminate Zsa Zsa Gabor's pregnancy.
In all serious tho. This is a wetodded rewrite of the redneck motto "God, Guts, Guns, Glory." but none of those have seven letters and they probably don't gematrically "add up" to anything that "proves" any "points" Brad is making.
 
Oh my godbear. I didn't think he could get any more desperate. Gabortion? That is really, really sad.

And I'm kind of suprised he hasn't filed for a name change to be brad wattson. Or whatson. Or watsson.
 
Oh my godbear. I didn't think he could get any more desperate. Gabortion? That is really, really sad.

And I'm kind of suprised he hasn't filed for a name change to be brad wattson. Or whatson. Or watsson.
Why file for a name change? Just call it an "alternate spelling."
 
@chimpburgers,

I have never voted for a RepubliCON nor would I ever. I have met and spoken to Hilary Clinton and I support her with Bernie as the VP.

@KingGeedorah / anonymous guy,

"Women have the right to an abortion; the US Supreme Court has ruled correctly. Anyone who opposes abortion and is not willing to adopt the unwanted baby is a hypocrite and should STFU! Abortion must be safe, readily available, inexpensive, and few." - God

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.
George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.
Pope Benedict XVI was the "False Prophet".
United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".
Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74.

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

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I remember the part of the bible where Jesus said that about the US Supreme Court. I think it was right after he named Bradski as his heir.
 
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Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.
George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.
Pope Benedict XVI was the "False Prophet".
United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".
Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74.

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

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So, dude, how is the supposed "Second Coming of Christ going to stop the Anti Christ again, exactly?
 
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(I posted this on my Facebook page 'Brad Watson' this afternoon...)

I woke this morning at 06:00 to CNN saying, "Texas floods leave 4 dead and three missing (7 together)", 17-year-old 400 lb gorilla in Cincinnati Zoo endangers 4-year-old who climbed down into his area and was shot dead, Golden State Warriors win with Klay Thompson scoring 41 to force Game 7." That's three examples of GOD=7_4/Jesus' Birthday of 17/4. Is it a 'coincidence' that I just started this FB page last Sunday with my profile picture being one of a male gorilla and a male gorilla was shot and killed 7 days afterward?!

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Synchronism: "Shot of the day" - Colonial Golf Tournament on CBS

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Right after I posted this, it was announced on TV that the afternoon lottery Pick 4 was 4-1-7-7. Jordon Spieth then won the Colonial Golf Tournament at -17 with second place at -14. CNN also reported that the Cincinnati Zoo had had no problems with their gorilla enclosure since it was built 38 years ago in 1978. 'Coincidentally', that's the one year I went to school at Univ. of Cincinnati.
 
(I posted this on my Facebook page 'Brad Watson' this afternoon...)

I woke this morning at 06:00 to CNN saying, "Texas floods leave 4 dead and three missing (7 together)", 17-year-old 400 lb gorilla in Cincinnati Zoo endangers 4-year-old who climbed down into his area and was shot dead, Golden State Warriors win with Klay Thompson scoring 41 to force Game 7." That's three examples of GOD=7_4/Jesus' Birthday of 17/4. Is it a 'coincidence' that I just started this FB page last Sunday with my profile picture being one of a male gorilla and a male gorilla was shot and killed 7 days afterward?!

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Synchronism: "Shot of the day" - Colonial Golf Tournament on CBS

-----------------------------------------------------​

Right after I posted this, it was announced on TV that the afternoon lottery Pick 4 was 4-1-7-7. Jordon Spieth then won the Colonial Golf Tournament at -17 with second place at -14. CNN also reported that the Cincinnati Zoo had had no problems with their gorilla enclosure since it was built 38 years ago in 1978. 'Coincidentally', that's the one year I went to school at Univ. of Cincinnati.

Jordan6 Alexander6 Spieth6 when 9=6.
 
Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.
George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.
Pope Benedict XVI was the "False Prophet".
United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with".
Donald Trump = 666 when A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74.

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

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Oh come on! What makes Ronald Reagan a bad guy? Just because he's Republican?
 
>"Is it a 'coincidence' that I just started this FB page last Sunday with my profile picture being one of a male gorilla and a male gorilla was shot and killed 7 days afterward?!"

Yes.
Yes, it is.

Y'know what wouldn't be a coincidence: If Brad had made the prediction in the past about that specific gorilla being shot on that specific future date.

Somebody who isn't blocked by Brad, please PM him the following Mad-Libs Style Template, so he can make predictions about the future in the present.

Present Date and Time: (_Month / Day / Year__) at (__00:00 AM/PM__)


I, (__Name Goes Here__), predict that on (_Month / Day / Year__) at (__00:00 AM/PM__)

The following Event (__Enter Specific Event_______________________________________________________________________)
Will happen at (__Enter Specific Location________________________________________________________________________)

Since Brad is sooooo fascinated with golf, why doesn't he make a prediction for us?
A specific prediction. A specific prediction about a golf event In The Futureeee. A specific prediction about a golf event In The Futureeee that he has to offer in the near present, before Wednesday, Jun 1st.
For example: How many strokes will David Lingmerth, Justin Rose and Jordan Spieth take each, total, during the Memorial Tournament (which starts Thursday, Jun 2nd (in the future) and ends Sunday, Jun 5th (also, in the future))
See, if he can give us specific information in the near present about specific events in the near future in a form that can be clearly defined and documented....and proven correct....THEN he can prove its not a coincidence and that he has future knowledge.
If he does this, I will not only take him off my ignore list, I will refer to him as Time Lord Brad Watson from here on out.
 
Predictions are sooo easy. Insane hindsight with manipulating words to work for you however, is difficult.
 
@Nad / anonymous cow ard,

You've chosen to rudely judge me, therefore... By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/30/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years with 74 years non-commutable just for your sins here (you have many more) . When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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