Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Cthulu]

Since @Brad Watson_Miami refuses to predict what will happen in Miami in 6 months allow me. There will be a hurricane off the space coast.
Well, when that happens I guess I'm Jesus.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@facepalm,

Ok, so you're also included in the 40-day disaster experiment.

That's (A) palming into his face, (B) SmellyCrotchRuler, (C) Chuntulhu, & (D) ACow. That'll make a Good experiment for God and I should be able to easily remember those names. Again, we're in Day 2 of 40 Days.

What would help this experiment is knowing where you guys are located and me contacting the clergy in your area. Also, are you devilish guys going to tell anybody who lives nearby about the experiment? The fact that you are putting them at risk is the BIG question here.

 

[Cthulu]

@facepalm,

Ok, so you're also included in the 40-day disaster experiment.

That's (A) palming into his face, (B) SmellyCrotchRuler, (C) Chuntulhu, & (D) ACow. That'll make a Good experiment for God and I should be able to easily remember those names. Again, we're in Day 2 of 40 Days.

What would help this experiment is knowing where you guys are located and me contacting the clergy in your area. Also, are you devilish guys going to tell anybody who lives nearby about the experiment? The fact that you are putting them at risk is the BIG question here.

You're in Miami spread the word for me.

 

[Keerakh]

@facepalm,

Ok, so you're also included in the 40-day disaster experiment.

That's (A) palming into his face, (B) SmellyCrotchRuler, (C) Chuntulhu, & (D) ACow. That'll make a Good experiment for God and I should be able to easily remember those names. Again, we're in Day 2 of 40 Days.

What would help this experiment is knowing where you guys are located and me contacting the clergy in your area. Also, are you devilish guys going to tell anybody who lives nearby about the experiment? The fact that you are putting them at risk is the BIG question here.

why would we? We'd be called insane for listening to an insane loser like you. We aren't putting anyone at risk because THIS SHIT WONT HAPPEN YOU FUCK.
And why would you contact the clergy in our area? What would be the point of that you childish shit?

 

[Cthulu]

why would we? We'd be called insane for listening to an insane loser like you. We aren't putting anyone at risk because THIS SHIT WONT HAPPEN YOU FUCK.
And why would you contact the clergy in our area? What would be the point of that you childish shit?

Just more conditions he's putting on us. Next he'll ask for our address and my phone number. Shouldn't God reincarnated already know this shit?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@SCRuler (SuckedCockRuler),

Again, do you want to tell us what area you live in or should we 'trust' a pathological liar? And what do you estimate the probability of any area chosen at 'random' to experience a natural disaster within 40 days? 1,000-1? The 40 days part sounds pretty Biblical, huh?

Please answer those questions truthfully and without letting your demons take over.

 

[Cthulu]

Again, do you want to tell us what area you live in or should we 'trust' a pathological liar? And what do you estimate the probability of any area chosen at 'random' to experience a natural disaster within 40 days? 1,000-1? The 40 days part sounds pretty Biblical, huh?

God has to have us tell him? That's sad.

 

[Keerakh]

@SCRuler (SuckedCockRuler),

Again, do you want to tell us what area you live in or should we 'trust' a pathological liar? And what do you estimate the probability of any area chosen at 'random' to experience a natural disaster within 40 days? 1,000-1? The 40 days part sounds pretty Biblical, huh?

Please answer those questions truthfully and without letting your demons take over.

who's the pathological liar? What have I lied about? YOU SAY YOU'RE JESUS. YOU SAY YOU CAN TELL EVERYTHING FROM 7 and 4. Then go ahead and tell me my location from 7s and 4s. If you can't tell me just my location from your magic powers, you're not jesus.
At any given rate people feel significant events on a regular basis. Several areas are hotbeds for disastrous activity.
I'm telling you to fuck off with vast time periods, I'm telling you to give me an earthquake in my area, give me good hot weather, and show me a fucking UFO within FOUR DAYS. That's 96 hours.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Cthulhu,

GOD knows all information, God-incarnate does not. You guys are the worst when it comes to paying attention and retaining information. Check through this thread and you'll see that about every 10 pages I've stated that.

Now, I will contact the clergy in your area if you are willing to state where you live... On second thought, you're a compulsive liar, so just forget about it.

The experiment is on! Are you excited about it? What kind of natural disaster do you imagine could strike? Flooding? A hurricane? Tornados? Fire? Earthquake? You don't live near a volcano, do you?*


*Synchronism: 21:47 "Whatever your mountain, climb on." - ad during game on TNT

 

[alex_theman]

nobody cares brad

 

[Cthulu]

Now, I will contact the clergy in your area if you are willing to state where you live... On second thought, you're a compulsive liar, so just forget about it.

The experiment is on! Are you excited about it? What kind of natural disaster do you imagine could strike? Flooding? A hurricane? Tornados? Fire? Earthquake? You don't live near a volcano, do you?*

I told you where I live @Brad Watson_Miami have a mod verify.

 

[Keerakh]

@Cthulhu,

GOD knows all information, God-incarnate does not. You guys are the worst when it comes to paying attention and retaining information. Check through this thread and you'll see that about every 10 pages I've stated that.

Now, I will contact the clergy in your area if you are willing to state where you live... On second thought, you're a compulsive liar, so just forget about it.

The experiment is on! Are you excited about it? What kind of natural disaster do you imagine could strike? Flooding? A hurricane? Tornados? Fire? Earthquake? You don't live near a volcano, do you?*


*Synchronism: 21:47 "Whatever your mountain, climb on." - ad during game on TNT

why are you bothering to contact clergy? What makes you think they'll care what you say?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@SCRuler (SkunkCrapRuler),

"YOU SAY YOU CAN TELL EVERYTHING FROM 7 and 4." That's a lie. GOD=7_4 is thee cosmological constant and thee 'theory of everything', but that does NOT mean "you can tell everything from it".

"You're not Jesus." I AM not, but I was 2,000 years ago.

40 days is NOT a "vast time period", 4931123554, and two days have already passed.

@Cthulhu,

Whether you live in Miami or not, since you insist that you do, you are disqualified from the experiment.

 

[Cthulu]

@Cthulhu,

Whether you live in Miami or not, since you insist that you do, you are disqualified from the experiment.

Why is that @Brad Watson_Miami? You scared? I'm not. Pick somewhere a little north like Orlando then or south like the keys.

 

[alex_theman]

@SCRuler (SkunkCrapRuler),

"YOU SAY YOU CAN TELL EVERYTHING FROM 7 and 4." That's a lie. GOD=7_4 is thee cosmological constant and thee 'theory of everything', but that does NOT mean "you can tell everything from it".

"You're not Jesus." I AM not, but I was 2,000 years ago.

40 days is NOT a "vast time period", 4931123554, and two days have already passed.

This guy has no style, he has no grace.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Ok, so these are the three that are included in the 40-day disaster experiment.

That's (A) palming into his face, (B) SmellyCrotchRuler, & (C) ACow. That'll make a Good experiment for God and I should be able to easily remember those stupid names. Again, we're in Day 2 of 40 Days.

 

[Keerakh]

@SCRuler (SkunkCrapRuler),

"YOU SAY YOU CAN TELL EVERYTHING FROM 7 and 4." That's a lie. GOD=7_4 is thee cosmological constant and thee 'theory of everything', but that does NOT mean "you can tell everything from it".

"You're not Jesus." I AM not, but I was 2,000 years ago.

40 days is NOT a "vast time period", 4931123554, and two days have already passed.

Are you retarded? One of the reasons for the Theory of Everything is to be able to predict aspects of reality due to causal relationships.. Saying that Dog=7+4 is the theory of everything indicates you are a retard who does not understand what that means.

You said you are the Christ NOW, that means you're Jesus. Fucking loser.

40 Days is vaster than you want to admit. It's a waste of my time keeping tabs on you. If you have the ability to do anything, to cause anything, you can seek out my goddamn location and you can cause a light earthquake in my area, and show me a goddamn UFO.
Also, Dickweed is a stupid insult. and your coding sucks cock. You need to work on both instead of being a childish wannabe jesus.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

@Brad Watson_Miami, I'm close enough to Miami. Who are you drowning in the ocean?

 

[Nad]

I'll hedge my bets. @Brad Watson_Miami I'll volunteer for this stupid biblical disaster challenge. I reside on the western side of the state of New York.

Also, I am curious as to my sentencing. How am I a "cow ard" exactly? I'm just asking questions, bro.

Another thing, how are God and "God-incarnate" any different? Wouldn't God impose his will and knowledge on himself?

 

[Cthulu]

@Brad Watson_Miami, I'm close enough to Miami. Who are you drowning in the ocean?

None we are disqualified since it might affect him. Confirmed for a bitch.