Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@alex_theman,

First time here? And you start by insulting me. Well, that is why you fucks come to this evil forum, isn't it? So you can cyberbully anonymously and circle-jerk with other demons.

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe* that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe the Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions"?



*Synchronism: 22:06 "But you believe in when the right one comes along." - ad during game
 
@alex_theman,

First time here? And you start by insulting me. Well, that is why you fucks come to this evil forum, isn't it? So you can cyberbully anonymously and circle-jerk with other demons.

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe* that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe the Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions"?



*Synchronism: 22:06 "But you believe in when the right one comes along." - ad during game
Lol you are clearly off your rocker. We're not cyberbullying you. We're calling you on your shit and calling you a retard when you act accordingly. And oh are you ever acting accordingly. Youre a cultist type and as a guy who is entertained by internet psychopaths, I dont get much of your brand of crazy. I take every bit I can get.
 
Brad feels like this when he is talking about his theory.
Brad Watson_Miami said:
The 386 is a processor. The successor of the 386 is the 486. The 486 co processor is the 487. 487 with 8 replsced with _ is 4_7. Reverse the numbers. 7_4=GOD
 
@glutenfreebooty,

1st timer? I AM not wanting to harm anyone, but you know how natural disasters can be. I AM disappointed that anyone would be evil enough to volunteer themselves for such an experiment.


Synchronism: 22:13 "So once the storm does pass, you can get your life back together" - Florida Power & Light ad on TNT
 
@glutenfreebooty,

1st timer? I AM not wanting to harm anyone, but you know how natural disasters can be. I AM disappointed that anyone would be evil enough to volunteer themselves for such an experiment.


Synchronism: 22:13 "So once the storm does pass, you can get your life back together" - Florida Power & Light ad on TNT
there's nothing evil about showing you as a liar. We know nothing will happen. if we had the slightest thought that anything would happen, we wouldn't. Since you're the evil one for saying that you'd bring a natural disaster, we're calling you out and demonstrating that nothing will happen because you are a psychopath.
 
  • Agree
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@alex_theman ,

I'll repeat. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?

Do you believe the Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions"?


Synchronism: 22:18 "And if you don't sign in, you'll die." - Priceline ad
 
1st timer? I AM not wanting to harm anyone, but you know how natural disasters can be. I AM disappointed that anyone would be evil enough to volunteer themselves for such an experiment.
I'm not evil, just curious.

Don't conjure up a hurricane, since it's hurricane season in Florida and that's a given. I'm talking earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards or a coldwave.
 
Why on Brad's green earth did I click on this thread.....

Anyways, it's cool to know that Jesus watches alot of TV.

"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway" -The Simpsons
 
@Cthulhu,

GOD knows all information, God-incarnate does not. You guys are the worst when it comes to paying attention and retaining information. Check through this thread and you'll see that about every 10 pages I've stated that.

Now, I will contact the clergy in your area if you are willing to state where you live... On second thought, you're a compulsive liar, so just forget about it.

The experiment is on! Are you excited about it? What kind of natural disaster do you imagine could strike? Flooding? A hurricane? Tornados? Fire? Earthquake? You don't live near a volcano, do you?*


*Synchronism: 21:47 "Whatever your mountain, climb on." - ad during game on TNT


Then you were not Jesus. Jesus was omniscient. That is a basic tenant of Christianity.
 
Since I'm now part of the "disaster experiment" we will see if he can dox me by destroying my home and family and what not. Even though he couldn't pull it off in the time allotted.

Surely as God incarnate you have a direct line to God himself, Brad. Bring on the disaster.
 
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A family/group of 4 gets 4 tickets, 4 hotdogs, & 4 sodas.​
 
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