Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[José Mourinho]

@Alan Pardew , @SCRuler , @APerson , @facepalm ,

Day 7

1. An ant bit my dick.
2. A fan almost fell on my head.
3. I ate aspirin and I could see time.
4. I felt you are really getting a bit boring now.
5. I clicked on Manage Reply Bans.
6. Decided to threadban one user for a day.
7. It's you, Brad Watson. Come back when you're interesting

 

[facepalm]

1. An ant bit my dick.
2. A fan almost fell on my head.
3. I ate aspirin and I could see time.
4. I felt you are really getting a bit boring now.
5. I clicked on Manage Reply Bans.
6. Decided to threadban one user for a day.
7. It's you, Brad Watson. Come back when you're interesting

Thank you.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Wow. An ant bit your dick?

 

[Pac]

@PacI don't drink...

I do. I started drinking when I read your idiocy (Your theory).

 

[LordCustos3]

vi·o·lence
ˈvī(ə)ləns/
noun
behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.

I bet it damaged quite a bit when Jesus threw over the tables.

Not to mention beating up people with a flail.

It always blows my mind how many images of Jesus look like either Kenny Loggins or Barry Gibb.

 

[bacterium]

@MasterDisaster/anonymous cow ard,

GOD & I take note of your mocking. You're not part of this Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disaster experiment, but what if a natural disaster hit your area? Would you just call it a "coincidence"?

'You're not involved, but if by some coincidence something does happen, I will take credit.'

 

[crunchysalty]

@Brad Watson_Miami
It's hot here did you cause this?

Oh wait, it's summer.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I love how Brad's entire method of debate boils down to "I'm right because I'm Jesus... And I'm not even really Jesus."

 

[facepalm]

I love how Brad's entire method of debate boils down to "I'm right because I'm Jesus... And I'm not even really Jesus."

Brad claims he is Jesus right up to the point where being Jesus requires work, proper behavior, or evidence. Then he isn't Jesus.

It's a great way to avoid any responsibility or work. I also like how Brad claims he has never sent money to the Feds. So either he lives off the government tit or he is guilty of tax evasion.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Sarcasm, @Brad Watson_Miami? You wound me. I merely wanted to know so in case you were responsible for a natural disaster when the mothers clutching their dead children screamed to the skies I could point them in the right direction. 'It was @Brad Watson_Miami,' I'd say, 'and he did this because I made fun of him on the internet!'

 

[Keerakh]

Lol where'd Brad go? Did he run away?

 

[José Mourinho]

Lol where'd Brad go? Did he run away?

Salty at me in PMs, calling me a douchebag and cocksucker and wanting to fuck me.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Salty at me in PMs, calling me a douchebag and cocksucker and wanting to fuck me.

That's hot. Make sure to get video!

 

[Keerakh]

Salty at me in PMs, calling me a douchebag and cocksucker and wanting to fuck me.

Caps. Right now.

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[captn_kettle]

This whole "40 day natural disasters" shit is a painfully slow way to failure.

Can we just make it 14 days? Because the result is going to be the same. Nothing will happen, everyone will laugh at you, you will sperg out in incoherent rants adding the numbers "47" or "74" in random places.

 

[Keerakh]

A demented child would botch a simple numerical cipher, as Brad has.

 

[facepalm]

Watching the "second coming of the Christ" flail so impotently is great. The cognitive dissonance required to think yourself a supreme being and then get banned from a messageboard and only have "Fuck You" as a response, hilarious.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Watching the "second coming of the Christ" flail so impotently is great. The cognitive dissonance required to think yourself a supreme being and then get banned from a messageboard and only have "Fuck You" as a response, hilarious.

"Fuck you, I'm God" seems like the crazy-man equivalent of "So what? My mom says I'm cool."

 

[crunchysalty]

Watching the "second coming of the Christ" flail so impotently is great. The cognitive dissonance required to think yourself a supreme being and then get banned from a messageboard and only have "Fuck You" as a response, priceless.

FTFY