Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
So all that happened so far Brad, is that we got hit by the dying ass end of a weaksauce hurricane. Natural disaster? I don't think so. Give me something I wouldn't expect to see in the run of a typical hurricane season. Give me a tornado on my island. A straight up F3 tearing across the central island.
 
So all that happened so far Brad, is that we got hit by the dying ass end of a weaksauce hurricane. Natural disaster? I don't think so. Give me something I wouldn't expect to see in the run of a typical hurricane season. Give me a tornado on my island. A straight up F3 tearing across the central island.
Its not enough for this (super)natural disaster to be something out of the ordinary (ie. a blizzard in Key West, a 120 degree heatwave in Wisconson); for it to really convince anybody, Brad has to predict it. Publicly. In advance.

He refuses.

Not just out of impotence, but of cowardice.
 
It's nice not having Brad around, shitting up his own thread. Who knew that his absence would bring tranquility? If he has such a reaction on just one website imagine the nirvana the world would feel when he's gone from it.
 
I'm going to prove that any of us can make predictions better than Brad.

Where you live, there will be clouds. And one of those clouds will look like a dick. Guaranteed.

If you find the Dick Cloud, it proves I'm The Holy Mother, Mary.

If you don't find the Dick Cloud, that means you didn't look hard enough or I wasn't talking to you in the first place.
 
  • Agree
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