Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Brad suprisingly never cursed me or something. Can he reincarnate me as a bee so that I can sting his ass?
He probably just forgot about you. Or somehow already had you blocked.

I do love how he always says that you won't be reincarnated as a human for thousands of years like being human is the only cool thing to be reincarnated into. Personally I'd be totally fine with not being a human for another thousand years and instead being a pangolin or something like that. Those fuckers are cool as fuck. Real life Pokemon type shit.
 
He probably just forgot about you. Or somehow already had you blocked.

I do love how he always says that you won't be reincarnated as a human for thousands of years like being human is the only cool thing to be reincarnated into. Personally I'd be totally fine with not being a human for another thousand years and instead being a pangolin or something like that. Those fuckers are cool as fuck. Real life Pokemon type shit.
If I did get reincarnated as human, I might wind up being a Brad. I mean, who wants that?
 
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In before Brad claims he caused Orlando Nightclub Shooting that lead at least 50 dead.
He can't claim it. It isn't a "natural disaster".

I'm not saying he isn't crass and deluded enough to try.
I'm just saying if he tried, he would fail because it doesn't qualify under the very lax terms he himself set.
 
Actually a lot of fucked up stuff had been happening in Florida. Seems Brad has first and foremost cursed himself.
 
So I banned brad from the tommy tooter thread.
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I still think it's hilarious that Brad uses such language and claims he is Christ.
 
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