Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@ChurchOfGodBear

"when i was twelve my sister was thirteen, i tricked her into losing her virginity to a dog"
- Kiwi Farms moderator 6/18/16​

Wow! I copied this here as part of a long record on this thread of how depraved the moderators (and most members) of this forum are. I don't write here to in any way promote this evil behavior; just the opposite.

I was originally beckoned here by @Gene Parmesan* (see post #1) and soon realized that there is alot of evil here. Besides thinking this was a good way to fight that evil head-on, I also realized that a google search of my name brought up this thread first. Whether I like it or not, that's the reality. So I've tried my best to leave a digital record for those who want to find out who Brad Watson_Miami is and what I AM all about.

I AM unable to edit any of my posts74 here. I AM not perfect. Therefore, a few posts that were made in 'the heat of the battle' that I'd like to go back and change, I can't. There are also some mistakes I made that I pray I went back and admitted to.

When I agreed to GOD's request of me to act as His/Her Christ many years ago (1989?), I agreed to do it, "Only if I could remain Brad Watson and not have to act like someone else's concept of 'Jesus Christ returned'". GOD 'told' me, "Yes, that's why I picked you!" "Well, in that case, I'll do it." One thing that my opposition here can't accuse me of is 'acting like what almost everyone expects the 2nd Coming of the Christ to act like'.

Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate - he/I was the Christ. He was also an Aries: the Ram/Lamb. But the Christ "returns as a lion". I AM a Leo. And the Bible is very clear about how the Christ returns as "judge of all humankind". Now, who is going to like that? Who wants to literally go in front of thee Judge who can not only "judge you according to your actions", but literally has the power to sentence you in a very harsh way that was not predicted by anyone?! If you want to 'provoke the lion', you have freewill, but is it a good idea to do this - to take this gamble? And for what? For your ego as an anonymous cyberbully and points in a GOD-forsaken, childish contest?

I AM here to try my best to get everyone to make better decisions based on having more truthful information than you had before encountering me. The BIGGEST piece of data that I can give anyone here or anywhere is that reincarnation is how we all pass through eternity and eternity is a really loooooooooooong time.

The questions of GOD/God-incarnate as the Creator has been going on for 1,000s of years, but today it would have to be answered in a very simple scientific and mathematical way. GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor is the answer. I understand that most people don't like this at all - some have expressed great hatred of it and me! What atheist, agnostic or believer ever thought that Albert Einstein would be reincarnated and discover a very simple74 scientific and mathematical proof of GOD - a true 'theory of everything'?

We here at Kiwi Farms are now in Day 20 of the 40-day natural disasters experiment. There are 4 volunteers - @Alan Pardew , @APerson , @facepalm & @SCRuler - who have challenged and provoked GOD/Nature and the 2nd Coming of the Christ to bring natural disasters upon the area that they live in. Only @SCRuler has disclosed his location of "Atlantic Canada" while the other three are harming the experiment by not relating their whereabouts. They're scared of divulging any information about their location so as not to jeopardize their anonymity, yet they're not scared of GOD's/Nature's/God-incarnate's wrath. That's ass-backwards. Unfortunately, this experiment might bring death and destruction to some or many. But nobody here at Kiwi Farms seems to care. How sad and yet, how Biblical. We study history because it's cyclical.


* @Gene Parmesan hasn't responded in over 7 months to any messages. Is he still alive?
Man, you love that dogfucking line, don't you? It's been posted more times by you than by any "mod" here. You've been doing your part to promote dogfucking on the Internet.

If you're trying to leave a record of 'Whar Brad Watson is all about', dogfucking is going to be a big part of that, dude.
 
@MasterDisaster,

GOD you're a fucking moron! A real douchebag!! I, obviously, predicted 23 days ago that in 40 days a natural disaster - perhaps a MasterDisaster - would strike the locales of @Alan Pardew, @APerson and @facepalm who won't divulge their location because their scared. I AM asking them whether the wildfires in So. Cal. affects them. @Keerakh says he lives in Atlantic Canada.
You didn't predict shit. If you 'predicted' it you would have said what it was and where it was going to happen. Picking something as obvious as California having wildfires would be stating the amazon gets rain frequently. Instead you turn on the news, get excited that weather happened and decidedly take credit for it like a imbecile. Here's a prediction, @Brad Watson_Miami; I predict at the end of all this after jack shit happens you'll still claim victory and everything went as planned. That's how you do a prediction you sub-human cancer.
And don't take my name in vain, lest I call my glorious Lord Kramdar down to smite you.
 
@APerson: I got the following from http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria ...

Decimal
Hebrew Glyph
1
Aleph א
2
Bet ב
3
Gimel ג
4
Daleth ד
5
Heh ה
6
Vav ו
7
Zayin ז
8
Het ח
9
Tet ט

10
Yud י
20
Kaf כ
30
Lamed ל
40
Mem מ
50
Nun נ
60
Samech ס
70
Ayin ע
80
Peh פ
90
Tzady צ

100
Koof ק
200
Reish ר
300
Shin ש
400
Taf ת
500
Kaf(final) ך
600
Mem(final) ם
700
Nun(final) ן
800
Peh(final) ף
900
Tzady(final) ץ

The ancient Hebrews (Jews) didn't have a separate numeral system - their letters doubled as their numerals. Therefore, all of the Old Testament of the Bible (including the small amount in Aramaic) was encoded with gematria. Even the first verse of Genasis/Bereshit 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28(7x4) letters. This is God's Signature and a BIG example of GOD=7_4.

Historically, the Greeks used isopsephy (gematria) before the Hebrews did. The word gematria is a Greek word meaning geometry. The New Testament was originally written in Greek which was the lingua pura of the Roman Empire in the 1st century. Even the placard above the Messiah74's head on the Cross74 had inscribed in Hebrew, Greek and Latin (John 19:19), Jesus74 the Nazarean the king74 of the Judeans74.

Greek Letter (upper and lower case) - Value - Name - Transliteration
Α α 1 Alpha a
Β β 2 Beta b
Γ γ 3 Gamma g
Δ δ 4 Delta d
Ε ε 5 Epsilon e
(Ϝ ϛ) 6 Digamma (later Stigma) w
Ζ ζ 7 Zeta z
Η η 8 Eta ē
Θ θ 9 Theta th

Ι ι 10 Iota i
Κ κ 20 Kappa k
Λ λ 30 Lambda l
Μ μ 40 Mu m
Ν ν 50 Nu n
Ξ ξ 60 Xi x
Ο ο 70 Omicron o
Π π 80 Pi p
(Ϙ) 90 Koppa q

Ρ ρ 100 Rho r
Σ σ 200 Sigma s
Τ τ 300 Tau t
Υ υ 400 Upsilon y
Φ φ 500 Phi ph
Χ χ 600 Chi ch
Ψ ψ 700 Psi ps
Ω ω 800 Omega ō
(ϡ) 900 Sampi ts

Arabic gematria is known as abjad numerals or hisab al jummal, http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Abjad_numerals ...

Value - Arabic Letter - Name - Transliteration
1 ا alif ā / ʼ
2 ب bāʼ b
3 ج jīm j
4 د dāl d
5 ه hāʼ h
6 و wāw w / ū
7 ز zayn/zāy z
8 ح ḥāʼ
9 ط ṭāʼ

10 ى yāʼ y / ī
20 ك kāf k
30 ل lām l
40 م mīm m
50 ن nūn n
60 س sīn s
70 ع ʻayn ʻ
80 ف fāʼ f
90 ص ṣād

100 ق qāf q
200 ر rāʼ r
300 ش shīn sh
400 ت tāʼ t
500 ث thāʼ th
600 خ khāʼ kh
700 ذ dhāl dh
800 ض ḍād
900 ظ ẓāʼ
1000 غ ghayn gh


Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 is simpler and stronger than any other languages' gematrias...

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Uh huh.
 
Not in California. And still no list. Brad, you are the lousiest version of Christ possible.
 
@CyrusKissFanClub (AssKissFanClub),

Hey, turd-eater, I AM not able to edit typos. Out of all the important stuff I've posted, you point74 that out! What an ass-sniffer.

@facepalm (palmingintoface),

You're not in California, not in Orlando, and you're scared to tell us where you are. Got it. And you still have asked me no questions although you complained that I don't answer your questions.

Anonymous coward, you are the lousiest version of a caring person possible! You are willing to endanger everyone near you on the gamble that I AM not the Christ. What a 49311.
 
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@CyrusKissFanClub (AssKissFanClub),

Hey, turd-eater, I AM not able to edit typos. Out of all the important stuff I've posted, you point74 that out! What an ass-sniffer.
You keep bitching about not being able to edit posts. Maybe if you listened to people and wrote more thoughtful responses, you wouldn't need to go back and edit.
 
@MasterDisaster,

I don't "get excited" over MasterDisasters and I won't "claim victory" when the disasters occur. I AM very sorry it has come down to this and very sorry* that none of the 4 participants have had second thoughts. I really thought that @Alan Pardew , @facepalm , @APerson , or @Keerakh would change their mind and ask to STOP this experiment.


*Synchronism: 6/21/16 12:12 "It's a gamble" - Capt. Picard on Star Trek: TNG, The Neutral Zone on BBC America
 
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@MasterDisaster,

I don't "get excited" over MasterDisasters and I won't "claim victory" when the disasters occur. I AM very sorry it has come down to this and very sorry* that none of the 4 participants have had second thoughts. I really thought that @Alan Pardew , @facepalm , @APerson , or @Keerakh would change their mind and ask to STOP this experiment.


*Synchronism: 6/21/16 12:12 "It's a gamble" - Capt. Picard on Star Trek: TNG, The Neutral Zone on BBC America
Why? You get asked a lot of things, all of which get ignored.

It's your experiment. You brought it up, you set the terms. Whatever happens is all on you. Frankly, we think it's a giant waste of time and simply enjoy watching you stomp your feet while watching the news.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear,

You are correct. I will "try to listen to people better and write more thoughtful* responses". But your example of saying "d-g f--king" 3x in #8389 is one I will not emulate.

Did you have any reply to the gematria post #8385?


Synchronism: 12:23 "I never thought of that." - Star Trek: TNG
 
You are correct. I will "try to listen to people better and write more thoughtful* responses". But your example of saying "d-g f--king" 3x in #8389 is one I will not emulate.

Suits me. You're the one who keeps bringing it up.



Did you have any reply to the gematria post #8385?


Synchronism: 12:23 "I never thought of that." - Star Trek: TNG
No.
 
@facepalm (palmingintoface),
You're not in California, not in Orlando, and you're scared to tell us where you are. Got it. And you still have asked me no questions although you complained that I don't answer your questions.

To clarify -- for the seventeenth fucking time -- no-one here is obliged to dox themselves; but you, as a magic prophet with the cheat codes of the cosmos, are supposed to just "know" where everyone is.

You are willing to endanger everyone near you on the gamble that I AM not the Christ.
Do you have the faintest clue how many different people are claiming to be Jesus right now?

http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-people-claim-reincarnation-jesus-christ.php
http://rsvpmagazine.ie/couple-appear-on-itvs-this-morning-claiming-to-be-jesus-and-mary-magdalene/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thinks-hes-jesus-6149165
http://www.gotquestions.org/Jose-Luis-Jesus-Miranda.html
http://www.christmaitreya.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_claimed_to_be_Jesus
source: 15 seconds on Google. This only scratches the surface.

No-one here is obliged to take it on faith, because if we did, we would be just as obliged to take Sergei Torop and David Koresh and Sun Myung Moon and David Shayler just as seriously.
You, as a "scientist", should know that we should not need faith in this situation. Only unambiguous evidence. Which you have failed to produce.
The whole disasterthon thing was supposed to be your proof that you are the one and only Honest and True GodBearJesus.
As it stands now, half the people on that list are better Jesii that thou, and more worthy of belief.

Anonymous coward, you are the lousiest version of a caring person possible!
Brad, you are behaving like the lousiest version of the most callous "messiah" this side of Jerry Falwell's Jesus. Look at how much glee you get gloating about earthquakes and wildfires.
This is not the unconditional love of the Lamb of God.
This is straight up comic book supervillain behavior.
 
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I even asked specifically for a list of my "lies".

Brad stop being a pussy and answer the damn question.

@CyrusKissFanClub (AssKissFanClub),

Hey, turd-eater, I AM not able to edit typos. Out of all the important stuff I've posted, you point74 that out! What an ass-sniffer.

@facepalm (palmingintoface),

You're not in California, not in Orlando, and you're scared to tell us where you are. Got it. And you still have asked me no questions although you complained that I don't answer your questions.

Anonymous coward, you are the lousiest version of a caring person possible! You are willing to endanger everyone near you on the gamble that I AM not the Christ. What a 49311.

Brad, learn to read. And I won't dox myself for you.

In any case I am not gambling anything because you have no power. Gambling implies risk, and neither myself or my community is at any risk of disaster because I called you names on the internet.
 
I AM an internationalist that lives in Miami: the most diverse city in the world. Miami is the only city that has over 50% of its population born in a foreign country.
Please try not to get offended, since I'm making my assumptions based on observations about your posts here. Most of your output is indeed centered towards US culture and references in your article are more biased towards books and documentaries that have come out in the US. Not to mention your observations on this board are based on US events and happenings.

The American Colonies were founded by the British and directed by Freemasons to be the "New Jerusalem". Americans are 'Israel': 2. God's chosen people.
So, if the citizens of the US are indeed the chosen people, what does that mean for the rest of the world? Should someone living in China, for example just start living in the sin since they're already fucked?

You noticed that in Revelation the "7 Seals" are opened yet only 4 Horsemen are unleashed? And actually, Jesus son of Joseph was the lamb (Aries) and I AM the lion (Leo). I've said here repetitively that all the prophecies have now occurred including Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6)*
So you're saying that we live on a end of times, and soon the whole world as we know is gone? Also, combined to last couple questions, that makes me wonder. Where does Brad Watson as human end and where does the lion begin?

I've almost completed the 200-page book, Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4. I presented this theory at a major NASA conference, had it on their website for 3 years and on the website of the Lunar and Planetary Science Institute's for 3 years. I'll get it published in some science journals.
What keeps you from publishing an article right now? Also, has anyone ever worked alongside with you about your theory? How much input you've received about it so far?
lol no you didn't. You spammed your drivel in their comment section, which has no authority at all, and you are too much of a coward to actually get around to submitting the thing to a journal since it'd be laughed out of academia.
What he said doesn't exactly paint you in good light, as far as credibility of those posters go. You realize what is the difference between getting poster/article published, and posting a comment as third party member?

What separates numerology from science is its subjective nature. There's nothing subjective about gematria; it's part of linguistics.
I've read something about linguistics, yet I've never come across anyone referencing to gematria - which is basically assigning an arbitary numerical value to certain letters. As far as I can right now be bothered to check, the couple textbooks I have(The Study of Language by George Yule, and Ways of Reading by Montgomery et al, pretty good books in their own regard) won't mention it at all. Do you have some sources what indicate gematria being major part of linguistic studies?
 
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What's Brad going to do when 40 days go by and literally nothing has happened to anyone? My guess? He'll say they're liars.
He'll invent disasters that didn't happen, claim credit for them, and jump up and down in a gay victory dance. At no point in Brad's "experiment" did he allow for a scenario where he had to admit things didn't go the way he'd planned.
 
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@obliviousbeard ,

You have raised some very valid points and have contributed greatly to the discussion. Have you read Brad's Wiki article? https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Richard_Bradshaw_Watson_II

Yeah, but since the last time I saw it seems it has been expanded, or more likely I've just skipped the bits about his theories. Anyway, I still have some questions and points in my mind I'd like to present to Brad, and I think I may have to try to get my hands on his book too.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear / anonymous cow ard,

I AM not ignoring you now and I don't ignore you or anyone else when you're civil.

It's our experiment. I brought it up, it involves GOD/Nature, I set the terms, the volunteers volunteered, and we have our witnesses including you. Whatever happens is all on me, you, the others here, and more importantly, it's all on GOD/Nature. If GOD/Nature feels like natural disasters are appropriate, they will happen and if not, they won't. I, the Christ, say it's appropriate.

Frankly, I think you're a liar and a hypocrite. If "It's a giant waste of time"*, then why do you constantly read and reply here?


*Synchronism: 6/21/16 13:15 "Now's the time for a better moment of proof" - end of diabetes ad on CNN
 
@ChurchOfGodBear / anonymous cow ard,

I AM not ignoring you now and I don't ignore you or anyone else when you're civil.

Then please, if you're not ignoring me could you answer to my questions regarding to planet Nestor?

- How have you come across all of this extensive and specific details on planet Nestor?
- Where it is exactly located, and if it's not in known(for us) space, how long you'd figure it'd take for us to find it?
- Would travel between planet Earth and planet Nestor be plausible, and if so, what would be your educated guess when you could see that happen?

Thank you for your patience, and please bear with me(I'm just curious person and I'd like to learn more).
 
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