Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Ya, this is a tricky issue because of your usage of "shitload of innocents" and "wicked few". What's your opinion of the percentage of innocents vs. wicked in the US?
At worst 9 innocents per 1 dickhead, but since you're a crazy moonbat, anyone whose a member of the GOP or Libertarian party is probably Ha-Satan to you.
Just two days ago, there were 4 votes in the US Congress on gun control. The RepubliCONs voted the bills down with an over 50% vote. Now, I feel that those RepubliCONs are clearly evil and the voters who elected them are evil. Possibly, the US could be broken down as over 50% wicked and less than 50% innocents.
"I have not come to bring peace to this world. I do not bring peace, I have brought the sword" ~ Jesus of Nazareth
"When he saw what the priests had done to the tabernacle, he grabbed a whip, overturned tables and beat the merchants and moneylenders out of His holy place." ~ The gospels

Also calling someone wicked for having a different opinion usually makes you the wicked one. Hence why the lord taketh from thee and why you're nothing but a criminal, failed musician, and schizoid sperg.
Let's go back to when George Walker Bush (Jr.) was President and his brother Jeb was Governor of Florida. There were several hurricanes that stuck Florida and prompted Jeb to say, "It's like Groundhog Day." He was right! But unlike the Bill Murray* character in the movie who repented, George and Jeb Bush didn't repent! So the hurricanes kept coming.
And before either of them were in office, the nastiest hurricane to hit Florida, Andrew if I recall, gave the state a good dicking during Slick Willy's term in office. No Antichrist or reincarnated Judas or whatever Jeb is to you there. Claiming that a region of the world known for its tropical storms is a sign of divine disfavor is clearly retarded and only a stupid manchild would use it as an excuse for how he thinks he can make the storms happen like a five year old child.
I did my own hurricane experiment back then and went to several churches, synagogues, and mosques giving out and discussing the "7 Seals"/theories and 'praying away' the hurricanes. But after awhile of this, I could see that President Bush's lies about why the US went to war with Iraq were being continued and the majority of Americans went along with him.
Is that why opposition to the war was brewing since it started? How about the fact that at the time most of these people were misled into thinking that Iraq was in on the whole 9/11 thing and gave support back when the incident was still fresh in the mind? No wonder you failed at everything with this attitude. Not only does it annoy people who have to deal with you, but this is something that a loving God would punish.
So I perceived the collective karma of the US to be evil and when Hurri74. Katrina74** formed and its eye went over my house, I watched it closely as it went into the Gulf of Mexico. I then took a different attitude. I prayed that it would be as powerful as possible and slam into New Orleans!
Bullshit. You're just taking credit for the deaths of tens of thousands of people because you're an impotent and horrible nignog. Claiming to cause death and misery just proves what you are; a petty and childish loser who will die alone and unloved winding up in the one of the deepest circles of hell along with the blasphemers and heretics.
Katrina reached 174 mph and did extensive damage. Was the US punished for its collective behavior? Yes. Were there innocents that were also punished? Well, that's the tricky part.
"I'm glad tens of thousands of people fucking DIED." ~ Richard Brad Watson
Do you remember how Hurri. Ike struck Texas right when the RepubliCON Convention was taking place in 2008? President Bush Jr. and VP Dick Chainy used that as an excuse for not attending the Convention when their poll numbers were around 24% approval and John McCain didn't want them weighing him down. Of course, 'Ike' was the nickname for Dwight Eisenhower: the last and only great CONservative RepubliCON. (Lincoln was a liberal.)
Like Florida, Texas gets hit by hurricanes too, just not as often. Galveston 1900 for example. Call us when you actually predict when something happens.
Determining an innocent is usually beyond my ability, but it's not beyond GOD's.
Whom you'd be a part of based on the standard doctrine of the Trinity. Face it, you know you're full of shit but you can't quit because everything else in your life has been a failure, and this twaddle gives a jolt to the unmedicated funhouse you call a mind. Get fucked you dishonest liar.
The Universe as quantum computer
(Akashic Records) tracks eternal souls and records everything that's ever happened. I got into an disagreement with a Bible teacher (who admitted he was hungover) one Sunday morning years ago at a small Baptist church in Coral Gables. He said, "God forgives and forgets". I replied, "Wrong. GOD certainly does forgive when one repents of their sins and asks GOD for forgiveness. But GOD never forgets, that's what makes GOD GOD." Needless to say, that Baptist Bible teacher didn't like being corrected.
Mainly because he actually went to school to learn how to preach his doctrine, and thus is well aware of when a crazed delusional uneducated layman starts talking shit.
I've been experimenting with the weather/natural disasters for a long time and have other documented examples.
All of which you only have because you've been googling disasters and taking credit for them. You can't even predict an earthquake, something other cranks have been able to do. You are the dollar store whackadoo Brad.
*Synchronism: 08:31 "A new gun control bill has come up in Congress and FL Democrat Senator Bill Nelson (who I met on Capitol Hill years ago) is here to comment on it." "The RepubliCON senators have decided to sell guns to ISIS." **08:47 "What if you could love your numbers?... Imagine loving your numbers." ad - CNN
You were a part of the same delegation that advocated a gun for every person considering you claim Ben Franklin as a tulpa. Dunning-Kruger is in full effect each time you type.
@Adamska,

Under your definition of Anglo-centric, does that cover a Spaniard/early Mexican? Italians? French? Jesus son of Joseph was clearly not an Anglo nor was Origen of Alexandria, Egypt.

I think you're barking at the wrong postman.


Synchronism: 09:28 Selling of 1862 George Washington stamp on Pawn Stars on History Channel
You literally deem English the original language, you base your Nbiru counter-earth pigshit language on it, and call murika the Chosen People. You are an ignorant anglocentric idiot Bret.
@Adamska,

I don't do Nbiru - never have. It's false. But odds are, there is other intelligent life in the Milky Way and evidence points to them intervening in our past and possibly our present. If we accept that there is intelligent life on other planets, then we have to accept that there is one of those Earth analogs that is closest to us: Planet Nestor.

What have you got against the Nestlings? Or, like they would ask, "What have you fot afainst the Neslinfs?"
The fact that they seem to be entirely based on twaddle from other conspiracy theories and the fact you can't be arsed to locate their place in the galaxy and the fact that it's even lazier sci-fi than that quack Hubbard's magnum horrendus.
 
@MasterDisaster,

Hell is a frame-of-mind and I experience it every time I come on Kiwi Farms and especially when I read your posts. That's your objective, right?
You'll never know my objective. Also if I were you I'd leave 'frame of mind' out of any statements given you belong in a straight jacket in a nice, quiet padded room.
 
@Keerakh (Steerakh),

Neil DeGrasse Tyson told me after I explained Plan-it Theory to him and the Planet Nestor being built on FOD=6_4, "It's too simple to not be true."

Ironically, there's a douchebaf on Nestor who said, "A stranfe gucked up version of Eqfish where words depart grom one letter based on your proscribed horseshit." Boy, do they laf at that fuy on Nestor!

"The greatest probability is that we will have great difficulty understanding them because they will have evolved in totally separate conditions and contexts." False, we're related. And we're more closely related than you can imagine. Maybe even more closely related than I can imafine.


Synchronism: 09:59 On Pawn Stars (History Channel), they purchased an old truck for $2,500 and then paid $4,000 to have it fixed up. Yesterday, I bought a van for $2,500 and I AM going to take it to Maaco for a $400 paint job. 10:13 My girlfriend just called and we're trying to figure out what name to give to an orange stray cat that came up yesterday. "How about Garfield?" I asked. "How about Fargield?" She's better at Eqfish than I AM. Years ago, she came up with...

"On Nestor, the folgers drink golfers."​
 
I highly doubt you talked to Tyson and if he did, he must have uncharacteristically been humoring you as, if any of that is true, he could tell how crazy you are.
All you're doing is attacking me and making shit up. Prove Planet Nestor exists. Show which star system. Show they have that form of language. Show they're humans, show they're related to us. But you can't. All you can do is make it up.
 
Neil DeGrasse Tyson told me after I explained Plan-it Theory to him and the Planet Nestor being built on FOD=6_4, "It's too simple to not be true."
You just shut the fuck up. Is today the day you finally fucking lose it? Shit is just dribbling out your brain now.
 
Brad, please get mental health assistance.
^^ THIS. @Brad Watson_Miami , as I said yesterday, we're just fucking with you. However, you do need medical attention. If you aren't seeing a therapist, please start.

As for NDT... I disagree with the man on some minor points, but he is known for having a good sense of humor. It obviously came in handy.
 
@Nad,

As I already pointed out, the Nestlings spell64=S19+P16+E5+L12+L12 Heavens as 'Healens' because Healens=64=H8+E5+A1+L12+E5+N14+S19.

"When we spell, we cast a spell." - ancient Sumerians and Egyptians


Synchronism: 10:28 "A Grade 64 is highly significant!" - Robosaurus, Pawn Stars (S4/Ep11, 2011) on HC
 
  • National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI)
    1-800-950-NAMI (6264)
https://www.nami.org


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  • 2-1-1 or 305-644-0113
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@Nad,

As I already pointed out, the Nestlings spell64=S19+P16+E5+L12+L12 Heavens as 'Healens' because Healens=64=H8+E5+A1+L12+E5+N14+S19.

"When we spell, we cast a spell." - ancient Sumerians and Egyptians


Synchronism: 10:28 "A Grade 64 is highly significant!" - Robosaurus, Pawn Stars (S4/Ep11, 2011) on HC
Here's a map of the Milky Way. Doodle where the fuck your shitty Nbiru/Counter-Earth planet is, since you seem to be so confident they exist somewhere here.
milky-way-earth-location.jpg
 
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  • National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI)
    1-800-950-NAMI (6264)
https://www.nami.org


2-1-1 Miami-Dade County

Miami-Dade 2-1-1 is a free, 24-hour human services helpline available to those in need in Miami-Dade County by dialing 2-1-1. It provides free telephone crisis counseling, crisis intervention and information and referrals that assist families and youth cope with their most pressing issues. This line is funded in large part by The Children’s Trust.

  • 2-1-1 or 305-644-0113
  • 305-631-4211 (from cell phone)
http://switchboardmiami.org/contact-center-services/

Brad, we don't want you to hurt yourself or others. Please use this resource.
 
@facepalm,

Now that was a straight up lie. I imagine that Neil DeGrasse Tyson would remember our email exchange about the Planet Nestor. You could message him, he works at the New York City Museum of Science.
 
@facepalm,

Now that was a straight up lie. I imagine that Neil DeGrasse Tyson would remember our email exchange about the Planet Nestor. You could message him, he works at the New York City Museum of Science.
You're making shit up to get attention, tsk tsk. What next, suicide threats? Remember Brad, it's down the block, not across the street.
 
@facepalm,

Now that was a straight up lie. I imagine that Neil DeGrasse Tyson would remember our email exchange about the Planet Nestor. You could message him, he works at the New York City Museum of Science.
He works at the Rose Center for Earth and Space in New York, and is the Director of the Hayden Planetarium you daft fuck.
 
Things established in this thread:

Brad is a liar.
Brad is a virgin with a tiny deformed penis.
Brad thinks the deaths of thousands of innocent people in natural disasters is acceptable if it kills one sinner.
 
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