Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
He works at the Rose Center for Earth and Space in New York, and is the Director of the Hayden Planetarium you daft fuck.
He's full of more shit than the Ganges, so him not knowing this is expected.

I got a better picture of our galaxy for the whole Nbiru/Counter-Earth codswallop Bret. Mark where the planet lies.
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If you're in such communion with them, this should be easy. Unless you know you're full of shit.
Brad thinks the deaths of thousands of innocent people in natural disasters is acceptable if it kills one Republican.
Fixed for accuracy.
 
Brad does seem to have a real problem with anyone that identifies as Republican.
 
Brad does seem to have a real problem with anyone that identifies as Republican.
Which is hilarious when he goes off about abortion issues... because extremist Christianity and abortion support are the most naturally complimentary ideologies. Reminds me a lot of ADF's "Queermunism"
 
Which is hilarious when he goes off about abortion issues... because extremist Christianity and abortion support are the most naturally complimentary ideologies. Reminds me a lot of ADF's "Queermunism"
Actually, the bible does support abortion. The thing is though that it supports it only in the case of adultery. It even supports partial-birth abortions, since an infant isn't considered alive until the first breath and if it's outside of the womb by Levitical Law.

So Bret is only like 90% wrong there.
He is also anti-taxes (and according to his dating website profile makes less than$25,000 a year).
"Render onto Caesar's what is Caesar's. Render onto God what is God's." ~ Jesus of Nazareth

In short, Jesus disagrees with Bret on this little sovcit crusade of his. Jesus would happily pay his taxes, and then donate quite a bit of his remainder to charity.
 
Actually, the bible does support abortion. The thing is though that it supports it only in the case of adultery. It even supports partial-birth abortions, since an infant isn't considered alive until the first breath and if it's outside of the womb by Levitical Law.

So Bret is only like 90% wrong there.

Oh, I'm not arguing one way or the other, just saying that like every other connection Braddles makes, it's forced, and only a connection because he wants it to be such. Like saying Obama hates guns or Einstein didn't drink, Brad superimposes his view onto a higher authority, because simply saying "I believe this." isn't enough for him. Brad is so insecure in his beliefs that he can only hold them with conviction if he can claim that someone more important than him vetted the idea for him, and he's just following the leader.
 
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At worst 9 innocents per 1 dickhead, but since you're a crazy moonbat, anyone whose a member of the GOP or Libertarian party is probably Ha-Satan to you.
Do you agree with the evil RepubliCONs (the majority) in Congress on their complete lack of gun-control?

"I have not come to bring peace to this world. I do not bring peace, I have brought the sword" ~ Jesus of Nazareth. "When he saw what the priests had done to the tabernacle, he grabbed a whip, overturned tables and beat the merchants and moneylenders out of His holy place." ~ The Gospels
And yet Jesus son of Joseph didn't wield a sword. He never hurt anyone. There is no reference to God-incarnate "grabbing a whip...and beat the merchants and moneylenders" in the Bible. Be careful not to misquote Scriptures in order to promote your own agenda.

Also calling someone wicked for having a different opinion usually makes you the wicked one.
The mass-murderer in Orlando had a different opinion than mine and he was wicked. You on the other hand, are a RepubliCON and you helped arm him. You are wicked.

The Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disasters experiment will reveal much. Don't you agree?

Heh! We agree that "people were misled (by Bush Jr.) into thinking that Iraq was in on the whole 9/11 thing". Wow!

Who are you calling a "nignog", you...you...nognig!

Call us when you actually predict when something happens.
It's Day 24 of the Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disasters experiment.

Whom you'd be a part of based on the standard doctrine of the Trinity.
Sir Isaac Newton didn't agree with the "standard doctrine of the Trinity" in c. 1700. The correct Trinity is GOD, God-incarnate and the Holy Spirit.

You can't even predict an earthquake
When I first wrote out the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' on the Internet, it was on http://GodlikeProductions.com . (That site was appropriately named.) Right after posting the "7 Seals"/theories, I went 'back to forum' to learn that a "7.3 Earthquake had just struck Haiti". I had referred to 7.3 or 73 in my post. Now, I did not predict that that earthquake would happen and I felt real bad about the death and destruction that it produced. But read Revelation Ch 5-8 and you'll see that the opening of the "7 Seals" produces "great earthquakes".

You were a part of the same delegation that advocated a gun for every person considering you claim Ben Franklin as a tulpa. Dunning-Kruger is in full effect each time you type.
I don't know what a tulpa is or what Dunning-Kruger is. I don't remember Benjamin Franklin "advocating a gun for every person", but The Colonies/13 Original States were at war with the British Crown then. The 2nd Amendment was written under those conditions and should have been either tweaked or deleted since then. But the evil gun-lovers have exploited this ambiguously written amendment from the time of the Revolutionary War.

You literally deem English the original language
I do not. I said that English is the Holy Tongue that God used to create Earth just like Eqfish is the Holy Tonfue that Fod used to create Nestor.

The fact that you are a RepubliCON and like Donald Trump(=666, Mussolini reincarnated), you will say anything and everything to promote yourself and anything and everything to attack your opposition. You, like Trump, don't care about the truth at all! The truth for you is that you and your beliefs are being attacked, so you must strike back and even harder. You're not interested at all in any of the new truths I've revealed here because if you accept anything, it will appear to give me some validity. So like Trump, you only say things that will promote yourself and attack your opposition.

Donald Trump and other compulsive and pathological liars never expected that the Christ himself would show up and judge them with a harsh sentence that would actually imprison them, although the Bible is very clear about it. We are now engaged in a battle here to see if Right makes Might.


Fuck You,

Brad Watson - Christ II


Synchronism: 11:49 "You can't go up there with guns. It's like Holy Ground." "I don't care about Holy Ground." - Thomasine & Bushrod (1974) on MOVIE. 12:02 "You are Watson." - Elementary, Dear Data, Star Trek: TNG (S2/Ep03, 1988) on BBC America
 
@Brad Watson_Miami I have some questions: If you call yourself Holy then why you cuss out others? Why do you hate Republicans so much even though there's an equal amount of bad in politics? Why is your 40 day "experiment" not working out? Is Miami a perfect place for weirdos like you? Do you hate black people?
 
Brad can't even read the fucking scriptures correctly:

John 2:13-16
Mark 11:15-19
Matthew 21:12-17
Luke 19:45-48

John on the subject:

John said:
And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade.

If you prefer the KJV:

John said:
13 And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.

14 And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:

15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

16 And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
 
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And yet Jesus son of Joseph didn't wield a sword. He never hurt anyone. There is no reference to God-incarnate "grabbing a whip...and beat the merchants and moneylenders" in the Bible. Be careful not to misquote Scriptures in order to promote your own agenda.

Sorry, I'm on a mobile but I think you might want to check out the following part of the bible:

The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, “Take these things away; do not make my Father’s house a house of trade.” His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for your house will consume me” (John 2:13 - 17).
(here's a link to new international version of said passage: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 2:13-17 )

Also, here's a bit of Jesus bringing the sword:
Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.(Matthew 10:34)
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+10:34
 
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Do you agree with the evil RepubliCONs (the majority) in Congress on their complete lack of gun-control?
I don't think banning assault weapons is the right way to go, no. Mainly 'cause the main killers are pistols and shittier types of those to boot; assault weapons tend to be a rare culprit in gun-related killings.
And yet Jesus son of Joseph didn't wield a sword. He never hurt anyone. There is no reference to God-incarnate "grabbing a whip...and beat the merchants and moneylenders" in the Bible. Be careful not to misquote Scriptures in order to promote your own agenda.
"Then Jesus went into the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those selling doves." ~ John the Apostle on the Cleansing of the Temple
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Depiction of Jesus Wrecking Shit
Get fucked you delusional and illiterate hypocrite.

The mass-murderer in Orlando had a different opinion than mine and he was wicked. You on the other hand, are a RepubliCON and you helped arm him. You are wicked.
lol he would've used different tools if he didn't have an AR-15. Didya know that it's piss easy to improvise bombs? How about zip-guns. He'd have done this regardless of the tools he had, since he was a self-hating gay muslim.
The Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disasters experiment will reveal much. Don't you agree?
Nah. We all know you're a lazy hack fraud who just takes credit for things after they occur. The big thing we learned is that you are so autistic and such a horrible person that you would kill thousands if it allows you to kill one Republican or someone else who disagrees with you.
Heh! We agree that "people were misled (by Bush Jr.) into thinking that Iraq was in on the whole 9/11 thing". Wow!
Ohmahgerd, people can share opinions despite differences.
Who are you calling a "nignog", you...you...nognig!
Nignog; a contemptable and foolish person.

Rather fitting I'd say.
It's Day 24 of the Kiwi Farms 40-day natural disasters experiment.
It's day 24 of me being a petty and awful human being. ~ Richard Brad Watson
Sir Isaac Newton didn't agree with the "standard doctrine of the Trinity" in c. 1700. The correct Trinity is GOD, God-incarnate and the Holy Spirit.

Which is Jesus, which means you should have at least some revelation and knowledge since the trinity is three elements that form the one God last I checked.
When I first wrote out the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' on the Internet, it was on http://GodlikeProductions.com . (That site was appropriately named.) Right after posting the "7 Seals"/theories, I went 'back to forum' to learn that a "7.3 Earthquake had just struck Haiti". I had referred to 7.3 or 73 in my post. Now, I did not predict that that earthquake would happen and I felt real bad about the death and destruction that it produced. But read Revelation Ch 5-8 and you'll see that the opening of the "7 Seals" produces "great earthquakes".
That's a load of shit since you basically admit in this post you didn't know shit about the earthquake until you saw it on the news. This confirms that you have no powers and that you at least partially know this yourself. You are willingly dishonest and you know it.
I don't know what a tulpa is or what Dunning-Kruger is. I don't remember Benjamin Franklin "advocating a gun for every person", but The Colonies/13 Original States were at war with the British Crown then. The 2nd Amendment was written under those conditions and should have been either tweaked or deleted since then. But the evil gun-lovers have exploited this ambiguously written amendment from the time of the Revolutionary War.
“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ~ Ben Franklin

He willingly worked with the founding fathers, who as a whole completely believed that a free man is entitled to a gun. To a man they liked the idea, which was why it was the second item accepted as an amendment. That to me shows how important the idea was to them.

I do not. I said that English is the Holy Tongue that God used to create Earth just like Eqfish is the Holy Tonfue that Fod used to create Nestor.

See? Anglocentric arrogance.
The fact that you are a RepubliCON and like Donald Trump(=666, Mussolini reincarnated), you will say anything and everything to promote yourself and anything and everything to attack your opposition. You, like Trump, don't care about the truth at all! The truth for you is that you and your beliefs are being attacked, so you must strike back and even harder. You're not interested at all in any of the new truths I've revealed here because if you accept anything, it will appear to give me some validity. So like Trump, you only say things that will promote yourself and attack your opposition.
I'm such a hardcore Republican that I voted:cuck: in the dem primaries and am a card carrying member of the party of Jackson.

You proved that you intentionally project and create two false options to validate to yourself your schizoid pigshit. I know now that you are well aware that you are a fraud and false prophet.
Donald Trump and other compulsive and pathological liars never expected that the Christ himself would show up and judge them with a harsh sentence that would actually imprison them, although the Bible is very clear about it. We are now engaged in a battle here to see if Right makes Might.
Says the delusional manchild who is a false prophet and spits on Jesus' teachings on judging others and builds his house on sand.

Fuck You,
Brad Watson - Christ II
lol your gonna burn in the deeper pits of hell for being a hateful and hypocritical heretic.
 
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@LordCustos3 (LordCustos 1 & 2 had mental breakdowns),
Is Sergei Torop a Siberian? Does he say he's the reincarnation of Jesus?
Yes, and he's a more convincing messiah than you; and more successful.

Does he claim to have produced "the book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"? That's the BIG test.
The Messiah isn't the one who writes the book of seven seals....he's the one who shows up after all seven seals are broken. A messiah who "appears from Heaven in Glory" is the Big Test.
You are now sitting in a chair in a house in Miami. If you were the messiah you'd be levitating several miles over Jerusalem with a chorus of trumpeting angels.

So you'd prefer a Messiah that really dresses the part, has the Jesus beard and long hair, and is from a frozen hell-hole, as opposed to a guy who doesn't dress any different, doesn't have the Jesus beard and long hair, and is from Miami? Huh.
I'd prefer a messiah who is a force for good in the world; who heals instead of hurts. A messiah who isn't banking on random strangers suffering over trivial insults.
I don't give a fuck where a messiah is from; though if he could unambiguously prove he's from Heaven, that would peachy.
 
@obliviousbeard,

Thanks for looking up John 2:13-17. I said, "There is no reference to God-incarnate 'grabbing a whip...and beat the merchants and moneylenders' in the Bible. Be careful not to misquote Scriptures in order to promote your own agenda." The exact wording you quoted was from the King James Version. Again, it stated, "He drove them all out of the temple". @Adamska said in #8481 that Jesus, "beat the merchants and moneylenders out of His holy place." Now there's my point74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20. According to KJV and every other version of the Bible, "Jesus drove them all out". Nowhere in those five words does it use the term 'beat'.

Everyone, forget about how you may be anywhere from skeptical about me to being violently opposed to me. The question is here, do we interpret John 2:15 as Jesus beat the merchants and moneylenders? No. I'll bet anyone $74 that you can contact 74 different Bible teachers and NONE of them would interpret this in that way! It's always explained that Jesus cracked a whip; he threatened them with his whip. But he did NOT beat them. It's not a minor point; it's BIG!

Have you guys seen any Jesus movies? I think I've seen them all and own many. This is a very important scene at the Temple and it's usually depicted in a Jesus movie. NONE of them show Jesus beating the merchants and moneylenders. Matter-of-fact, I don't remember any of them showing God-incarnate with a whip. That's NOT a fair depiction of the Gospel narrative either.

Awhile back, there was an argument here (facepalm?) about what the definition of violent is. It's a somewhat subjective term. To some, the fact that Jesus made a whip and cracked it was a violent act under the dictionary definition of 'violent'. To others (including me), Jesus threatened the money-changers (not the merchants) with violence, but since he fell short of actually beating them with his whip, he could not be charged with violence against them. I define violent as inflicting physical harm against someone.

SUMMARY - Jesus son of Joseph never harmed anyone. That would have been in direct conflict with the Golden Rule which he lived by and taught.
 
Brad seems to have a thing for Gene, he might be the only forum member that Brad actually likes. So, reflecting on Gene's words of warning from very early in this thread...

Oh absolutely, absolutely. I don't expect anyone to intuit the purpose of this thread, but I am not interested in 'trolling' or being covert. I genuine want to pick this guy's brain. I'm hopeful that we're not feeding into any harmful delusions or we'd be undermining an ongoing mental health program, but if he's just an eccentric character... that's great!

I strongly suspect we are dealing with someone who should be handled by a trained professional, so I'll try one more time, and then whatever happens, happens:

@Brad Watson_Miami
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@The Great Chandler, If you call yourself Holy then why you cuss out others? Why do you hate Republicans so much even though there's an equal amount of bad in politics? Why is your 40 day "experiment" not working out? Is Miami a perfect place for weirdos like you? Do you hate black people?
I don't call myself Holy and I sometimes reply in the same manner that I've been attacked to make a point74, you weirdo74.

I hate no one, you weirdo.

There is NOT "an equal amount of bad in politics", you weirdo.

You, obviously, have to wait until the end of the 40-days; it's currently Day 24, you weirdo.

Although you are thee weirdo, do NOT come to Miami - you're not worthy.

I live in a black neighborhood that's the most Democratic in the Country - RepubliCONs don't even bother to run for US Representative, weirdo. My ex-wife was black and very dark-skinned. My fiancé before her was black. My girlfriend of 9 years now is a brown-skinned Indian. I've dated alot of black women - alot of black women - why, I've seen more black holes* than Captain Kirk!

weirdo=74=W23+E5+I9+R18+D4+O15



*Synchronism: 14:33 "23 holes" - Golf Channel

Synchronism: 6/22/16 14:38 "It's a total paradigm shift..." - ad on Golf Channel
 
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Synchronism: 6/22/16 14:38 "It's a total paradigm shift..." - ad on Golf Channel
A paradigm shift would be having a civil discussion and ending all of the sentences you hand out so arbitrarily. Lots of us have tried to have discussions about music, theology, and history with you and its like talking to a brick wall.
 
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I don't call myself Holy and I sometimes reply in the same manner that I've been attacked to make a point74, you weirdo74.

I hate no one, you weirdo.

There is NOT "an equal amount of bad in politics", you weirdo.

You, obviously, have to wait until the end of the 40-days; it's currently Day 24, you weirdo.

Although you are thee weirdo, do NOT come to Miami - you're not worthy.

I live in a black neighborhood that's the most Democratic in the Country - RepubliCONs don't even bother to run for US Representative, weirdo. My ex-wife was black and very dark-skinned. My fiancé before her was black. My girlfriend of 9 years now is a brown-skinned Indian. I've dated alot of black women - alot of black women - why, I've seen more black holes* than Captain Kirk!

weirdo=74=W23+E5+I9+R18+D4+O15



*Synchronism: 14:33 "23 holes" - Golf Channel
You used "weirdo" wrong.
 
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