Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@Batman VS Tony Danza / anonymous cow ard,


Wrong again, dildo breath.

George Hebert Walker Bush knew that if he put "Jr." on his first-born son's birth certificate, then George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr.(6) would be clearly marked as "666". So, Bush Sr. covertly left it off the birth certificate while continuing to call him, "Jr." Thus, George Walker Bush could tap into the power of his name equaling 666 without anyone knowing.

Brad, what you posted here is exactly the same thing as what @Batman VS Tony Danza claims you said. You just proved that his characterization of your argument is accurate. This doesn't make the argument itself sound, but it does mean that BVTD is in a position to properly critique and evaluate it. Did you actually read what he wrote, or did you just paste your crap and fail to notice that you were proving him right?

 

[facepalm]

Brad, what you posted here is exactly the same thing as what @Batman VS Tony Danza claims you said. You just proved that his characterization of your argument is accurate. This doesn't make the argument itself sound, but it does mean that BVTD is in a position to properly critique and evaluate it. Did you actually read what he wrote, or did you just paste your crap and fail to notice that you were proving him right?

You just proved that Brad doesn't read the posts. He just copy/pastes his drivel. The man has so little ability to defend his work that he literally just ignores any challenge to it. Which is another proof in the B Watson=asshole theory.

 

[Sammy]

Did Jesus or Albert Einstein ever call anyone "Dildo Breath?"

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Brad Watson_Miami
In planet Nestor there are parallels for pretty much everything, going as far as proclaiming that Nestorian's favourite beer is Miller 64. This made me wonder, HOW different things are, since there seems to be at least some differences

Bud Liten up - Miller 64 was a joke.

How is the political climate in planet Nestor? Are there different cultural groups, or is there one Nestorian culture?

The main thing that we must accept is that a world with only 6 continents, only 64% water, and running on 6 should be simpler than 7. Nestlings should be able to evolve faster than Earthlings. However, the 6 continents don't have to include an unpopulated Antarctica, therefore, same thing. But, only 64% water means they should be able to traverse their world at an earlier time than us. I imagine Nestlings being more advanced technologically, but not as complex as Earthlings.

Also, as far as the planet itself goes, are there maps on planet Nestor? I mean, we know there are 6 continents and 4 oceans, do those have names that are similar to ours?

Of course they have maps. Their ocean names may have some similarity to ours, but probably not.

And, since you seem to be keeping tabs on current and past events, have there been major conflicts in planet Nestor? Do they even have conflicts? Also, how would Nestorians deal with things like asylum seekers flooding into Europe, or big threat that is awaiting us, mass of people who are pushed away from their homes due to rising sea levels?

*If Nestor is more advanced than we are, then it's like Star Trek. They're very progressive. They eliminated wars a couple of centuries ago. There is no more hunger. The Nestlings realize that their plan-it was designed for 6.4 billion humanoids and they've been maintaining that number for a couple hundred years. The BIG event in their history was the 2nd Coming of the Christ. I appeared to them about 200 years ago, fulfilled prophecy, proved to them that the law of karma and reincarnation is real, and that ushered in the New Age of peace and understanding.

What kinda music do you play? And what kinda music do you listen?

I prefer to play my own compositions and listen to them. I also prefer jazz since it's a great example of chaos theory and every performance is different - sometimes quite different.


*Synchronism: 12:16 1st thunder of the day.

@Sammy,

I don't know of anyone else using the term "Dildo Breath". I believe I coined it. Have you herd it before?

@Alan Pardew, @facepalm, @APerson, & @Keerakh,

Day 28

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Liten up - Miller 64 was a joke.

The main thing that we must accept is that a world with only 6 continents, only 64% water, and running on 6 should be simpler than 7. Nestlings should be able to evolve faster than Earthlings. However, the 6 continents don't have to include an unpopulated Antarctica, therefore, same thing. But, only 64% water means they should be able to traverse their world at an earlier time than us. I imagine Nestlings being more advanced technologically, but not as complex as Earthlings.
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Explain, please. How would having fewer continents allow people to evolve faster? How would the number of continents make travel easier, compared to the size of those continents or the terrain? And if the Nestlings are more advanced, why are they not as complex?

Note that I am neither agreeing nor disagreeing. merely asking you to clarify these statements you say we "must" accept.

 

[facepalm]

@Alan Pardew, @facepalm, @APerson, & @Keerakh,

Day 28

12 days until your humiliation is complete.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Why is "dildo breath" such an insult? It's not like silicone has an offensive odor to it.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Liten up - Miller 64 was a joke.

Joke or not(I really don't possess the degree of knowledge about planet Nestor that you do), it was one of the things that made me wonder about the parallels of Nestor and Earth.

The main thing that we must accept is that a world with only 6 continents, only 64% water, and running on 6 should be simpler than 7. Nestlings should be able to evolve faster than Earthlings. However, the 6 continents don't have to include an unpopulated Antarctica, therefore, same thing. But, only 64% water means they should be able to traverse their world at an earlier time than us. I imagine Nestlings being more advanced technologically, but not as complex as Earthlings.

You say they're not as complex as humans, does that mean on cultural level? What about their biology, it is comparable to ours I presume, but are there any differences(like more simple gastroinsestinal system, or simpler wiring on brain's responses to things)?

Of course they have maps. Their ocean names may have some similarity to ours, but probably not.

I'm sorry, that was typo on my part. I meant that as is there any maps of planet Nestor available in our planet?

*If Nestor is more advanced than we are, then it's like Star Trek. They're very progressive. They eliminated wars a couple of centuries ago. There is no more hunger. The Nestlings realize that their plan-it was designed for 6.4 billion humanoids and they've been maintaining that number for a couple hundred years. The BIG event in their history was the 2nd Coming of the Christ. I appeared to them about 200 years ago, fulfilled prophecy, proved to them that the law of karma and reincarnation is real, and that ushered in the New Age of peace and understanding.

This raises another point, since on some areas you can provide concrete and specific information whereas on some areas you're relying more on assumptions and educated guesses. Does that spring from the fact that your own experiences with Nestorians are limited? I mean, you've said in the past that you have created the planet, and just mentioned that you've appeared on them 200 years ago. That would seem to imply at least some degree of "hands off" -approach with the planet Nestor. Am I right if I assume that this is because you've been busy on our planet, Earth? And you seem to be currently more occupied with planet Earth, I believe this is because we're the "imperfect" one, no?

EDIT:

Why is "dildo breath" such an insult? It's not like silicone has an offensive odor to it.

Well, some great philosopher on internet has said "anything is dildo if you're brave enough"

 

[Sammy]

Why is "dildo breath" such an insult? It's not like silicone has an offensive odor to it.

you know I was thinking the same thing.

EDIT:

Somehow in my time here I missed out on Planet Nestor. Whats the story there?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Liten up - Miller 64 was a joke.

It's somewhat difficult to differentiate your comedy from your actual beliefs seeing as the joke was really bad and the theories are full of mundane details almost exactly like the joke.

 

[Adamska]

@Alex Krycek,

So, you're a fan of Emperor Hirohito. Figures. He was more than just a figure-head.

Donald Trump (born June 14, 1946) is thee 666 Antichrist, and the reincarnation of Benito Mussolini (died April 28, 1945).

Are you also a fan of Trump & Mussolini? How evil are you?

Less evil than you; you're an aspiring cannibal, demand that half the country should die because they vote differently than you, so desperate for fame that you claim the deaths of others you see in the news, and are a profligate liar.

Numbers don't lie you say? Then explain why you omit you had to run through more than one iteration to get that Trump is teh devil because he's the Republican candidate and thus REEEE~

To mock your other pigshit, Georgie boy doesn't qualify as a Jr.; George HW Bush had a different name than him. If he called his son Junior, that makes fucking sense; it's a common nickname for sons.

The picture made by Da Vinci is explainable simply by how basic art works; Jesus would of course be at the center; in Christian art he's the most important figure and you tend to put them in the center or make them the largest using hieratic scale. He'd be seventh because he has twelve apostles you stupid tit. Him and the twelve make thirteen and seven's the median of that number if you split it into thirteen ones. That's not a sign of your dumb number sperging, that's literally how any artist would have done the initial set-up.

And now that you are sperging about your shitastic CWCville, mark it.

Spoiler: Milky Way

If you can't, it's probably because it doesn't exist. And I'll simply assume you can't if you refuse to.

 

[Alex Krycek]

It should also be noted that Da Vinci wasn't the first to paint the Last Supper. The scene is found in both the Catholic and Orthodox Churches Iconography and the oldest example I'm aware of dates to the Roman Catacombs. In Da Vinci's day it was just a popular piece to paint throughout Italy, partly inspired by religious fervor following the end of the Black Plague and the Fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Turks.

 

[4Macie]

you know I was thinking the same thing.

EDIT:

Somehow in my time here I missed out on Planet Nestor. Whats the story there?

I tend to ignore Nestor because Brad goes from "I was their 2nd coming of Christ" to literally saying he's not sure on some information about this planet.

Essentially it's a planet Brad made up, there's no record of it existing or having anything living on it. He says he proved his karma, numbers, and reincarnation hypothesis there and everyone loves him.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I tend to ignore Nestor because Brad goes from "I was their 2nd coming of Christ" to literally saying he's not sure on some information about this planet.

Essentially it's a planet Brad made up, there's no record of it existing or having anything living on it. He says he proved his karma, numbers, and reincarnation hypothesis there and everyone loves him.

Brad be like...
"I proved this planet exists... except I don't actually have proof and I'm waiting for NASA to do my work for me."
"I visited the planet... except I don't know where it is."
"I know everything about this planet and its people... except for what they're like, how they live, or what they look like."

Nestor is indeed Brad's CWCville, except instead of Chris or ADF, he won't actually acknowledge that his pretend happy place doesn't exist. He honestly believes he found a whole planet based on what happens if he purposefully misspells words.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

@4Macie,

What cha going to do when Day 40 comes and natural disasters have rocked the places where The Four live?

Just admit it dude. If you could get away with it, you would track us all down and murder every single one of us.

 

[Alex Krycek]

If Boaman hasn't gotten a hold of some super toxic snake by the time Brad dies, it would almost be poetry if Brad was actually reincarnated as his newest reptile.

Almost because unlike Brad I don't endorse animal cruelty.

 

[Adamska]

If Boaman hasn't gotten a hold of some super toxic snake by the time Brad dies, it would almost be poetry if Brad was actually reincarnated as his newest reptile.

Almost because unlike Brad I don't endorse animal cruelty.

Or express a joy in consuming the flesh of his critics. Seriously, that shit was creepy.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Or express a joy in consuming the flesh of his critics. Seriously, that shit was creepy.

It's almost as if he's saying "Disagree with me huh? Well now I'm going to summon a fure to burn your town down, which will kill you, and in a few years I'll eat you. That's what you get, now fuck off."

He's an autistic cross between Jeffrey Dahmer and Joseph Smith. I could see there being some Jim Jones in there as well.

EDIT: Or a sadistic version of Xavier: Renegade Angel that's good at Basic Math.

 

[facepalm]

This 40 day thing really is Brad's Curse-ye-ha-me-ha. And just as powerful.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Sammy,

See http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .

@Alan Pardew, @facepalm, @APerson, @Keerakh,

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