Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
At this point, I'm all for the thread being locked down entirely. He's not even a fun cow, and all we're doing is giving him a forum to hold court. A court with just a jester once we're all 'ignored', but still.


I'd vote for banning Brad and minor updates about his internet shenanigans like how the Shaner thread is set up.
 
Which "facts are wrong"? Please be specific
If you insist.
~74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (~69%) and ordinary matter (~5%). Dark matter ~26%.

This Universe contains ~4.9% ordinary matter, ~26.8% dark matter and ~68.3% dark energy.
You are contradicting yourself, which means at least one of your "facts" is wrong. You call us "compulsive liars", but your lying borders on the pathological.
Before you guys start to quibble over .3%,
You really can't do math, can you? Your first example is 74%, your second example is 73.2% -- a difference of .8%. The information Yankee Trader found shows 76%, a difference of 2%.

Quibble, quibble, quibble.
I tweaked that GOD=7_4 summary by adding "symmetry-breaking". Are you familiar with symmetry-breaking?
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetry-breaking
Nice link, Brad:
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I did find this wikipedia article which has an explanation that does not support what you were saying. There is one sentence -- "Symmetry breaking is supposed to[clarification needed] play a major role in pattern formation." -- that has nothing to do with the rest of the article. Gee, I wonder how that got in there....

My question is this: there are two kinds of symmetry breaking -- explicit (or dynamic) and spontaneous. The way you are using it does not seem to fit into either category from what I can see in Elena Castellani's article on the topic. Care to elaborate?
Orion does consist of 7 stars: 4 making up the shoulders and feet, and 3 in Orion's Belt. Google that.

What is shown above is Orion the Hunter which has many more stars than simply Orion.
You idiot! Orion and Orion the Hunter are the SAME CONSTELLATION! You read as far as the first list in the Wikipedia article and said "Hurray! That fits my theory!" and stopped. You didn't read the rest of the article that listed the rest of the stars in the Orion Constellation. To be precise, they are: Rigel, Betelgeuse, Bellatrix, Mintaka, Alnilam, Alnitak, Saiph, Hatsya, Meissa, Phi Orionis, Pi Orionis, Eta Orionis, Sigma Orionis, Tau Orionis, Chi-1 Orionis, Gliese 208, V380 Orionis and GJ 3379. By my count, that's 18. (Incidentally, my source was an astronomy constellation guide.)
 
@RomanesEuntDomus / Donald Trump 666 Antichrist supporter.

Orion does consist of 7 stars: 4 making up the shoulders and feet, and 3 in Orion's Belt. Google that.

orion.jpg
What is shown above is Orion the Hunter which has many more stars than simply Orion.

English(7,74) is the number 174/primary language of Earth and the 'Holy Tongue' that God7_4 (me) used to create the good7__4 Earth a looooooooooooooooooooong time47 ago.
Orion and "Orion the Hunter" are the same thing and you are just failing to move goalposts again.
And you expect this to help your credibility?
As I said, even without the club and bow, it's still going to be 8 stars with three on top, three as the belt and 2 as the legs. Literally every depiction on google images shows this. Look for yourself, Brad.

And concerning Englisch8, of the many things you pretend to be an expert of due to your unchristian views on reincarnation, none of your former personalities seem to have been well versed in linguistics.

Englisch8 originated from west-german languages, brought through Danes, Frisians and so on some time between the 4th and 7th century. After the 11th century, thanks to contact with north european germanic tribes it slowly evolved into something called Middle Englisch8 which phased out during the 1400s and became Early Modern Englisch8. Here, it picked up influences from Latin and greek.
Modern Englisch8, therefore is a bastardized language full of loan words from french, german, danish and so on. It is by no means a pure language and it's slave status to its overlord Deutsch7 is obvious.
If you need proof for this: D4 + E5 + U21 + T20 + S19 + C3 + H8 = 80 which is 10 times better than Englisch8. Also, the middle 3 letters of deUTSch are direct neighbors within the alphabet, appear here in reversed order. The first two letters (DE) are neighbors too. And D4 times E5 equals T20 which is in the middle of the word.

See, I can bullshit with numerology, too.

Synchronism: 18:26 ad on ABC Local 10...

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"JUSTICE HAS A NUMBER"
It's the remake of an adaptation of a japanese movie. I doubt Shintoists care much for your number-mumbo-jumbo, Bradykins.
 
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@bacterium / Donald Trump 666 Antichrist supporter,

Genasis

Have you heard of symmetry-breaking? http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetry_breaking

I do not support Trump, hun. I am a registered democrat. I don't really support Hillary, either.

There is no book in the bible called Genasis.

I had not, and in skimming it, it looks to be a bit over my head. Which means it is certainly over your's. The difference is I can admit it. Also, wikipedia links start with en.wikipedia.org
 
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But wait.. there's more! (albeit a bit old) He makes it two paragraphs before he goes into code mode. And I'm totally sure the Gov't is watching him too.

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Why am I not surprised at all?

I was going to do screencaps from a Amazon forum on religion, and there was a lot of them, but the short of it is:

Brad Watson, Miami says:
[Customers don't think this post adds to the discussion.Show post anyway.]

If anyone is curious. It's mostly the same crap he posts here, but with the 2012 hysteria thrown in.

https://www.amazon.com/forum/religi...orum=Fx1M9TK6UGAX6EO&cdThread=Tx1PEG1AYXNGIL7
 
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You suck at everything.

Keep in mind this man is in his 50s when he says this. Keep in mind he's worse at counting than the children who might use this line. Keep in mind that he doesn't even have a full high school education... and Chris does. Keep in mind he is a known liar and aware on some level that what he's peddling is pure garbage. Keep in mind that Chris is closer to being Jesus than this guy.

Take all of those things currently on your mind, and then laugh.
 
But wait.. there's more! (albeit a bit old) He makes it two paragraphs before he goes into code mode. And I'm totally sure the Gov't is watching him too.

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Wait a minute. "A 'book/scroll' with '7 seals' on the cover that only he can WRITE"??? It's 7 seals that only he can break(Rev. 5:2).

And so Brad's entire interpretation of prophecy that provides meaning to his existence crumbles away to dust...
 
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Everyone,

Yesterday we established that that ancients had 10 fingers and 40 joint-lines and tips to count with. This may be why the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred. The #40 is a recurring Bible theme with it first occurring in Genasis 7:4. Synchronically, Tropical Storm Juliette formed over land - Brevard County, FL - with sustained winds of 40 mph. I was just in 74-mile long Brevard County two weeks ago. Huh. Probably just a 'coincidence'.
 
Everyone,

Yesterday we established that that ancients had 10 fingers and 40 joint-lines and tips to count with. This may be why the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred. The #40 is a recurring Bible theme with it first occurring in Genasis 7:4. Synchronically, Tropical Storm Juliette formed over land - Brevard County, FL - with sustained winds of 40 mph. I was just in 74-mile long Brevard County two weeks ago. Huh. Probably just a 'coincidence'.


Who established that you dork?
 
Everyone,

Yesterday we established that that ancients had 10 fingers and 40 joint-lines and tips to count with. This may be why the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred. The #40 is a recurring Bible theme with it first occurring in Genasis 7:4. Synchronically, Tropical Storm Juliette formed over land - Brevard County, FL - with sustained winds of 40 mph. I was just in 74-mile long Brevard County two weeks ago. Huh. Probably just a 'coincidence'.


Do you mean tropical storm Julia? That one has max sustained winds of 40mph , so you get partial credit there. Since you also probably tried to cause the storm(your natural disaster fetish), the partial credit is rescinded.

And Brevard county being 74 miles long? Where does that stat come from? A quick and dirty google maps measurement using the furthest points of I-95 only make a shade over 33 miles. Even if I doubled it in your favor it'd still come up short of your holy numbers. The only things I know about Florida is it's full of crazy people, and is shaped like a penis. Feel free to lay some geography on me.

Who established that you dork?

The voices in his head did in closed session.
 
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We didn't establish that, you hugh mongus idiot.
We actually disagreed with it since his terms were undefined and were later proven incorrect. It's proof positive he knows on some level he's full of more shit than Miami's Cubano population after a bad night out, since he literally speaks for us in spite of clearly reading what we say.
 
Everyone,

Yesterday we established that that ancients had 10 fingers and 40 joint-lines and tips to count with. This may be why the ancients considered the #40 to be sacred. The #40 is a recurring Bible theme with it first occurring in Genasis 7:4. Synchronically, Tropical Storm Juliette formed over land - Brevard County, FL - with sustained winds of 40 mph. I was just in 74-mile long Brevard County two weeks ago. Huh. Probably just a 'coincidence'.
1) We didn't establish neither jack nor shit. As it stands, the finger counting method produces a number of 38 and you've yet to proof otherwise - which you're unable without breaking your thumbs.
2) The book is called Genesis. Usually, I avoid spelling-related comments, but you're doing it repeatedly.
3) So there was 63km/h of wind on a 119km long stretch of land. Metric > Imperial.

Also, on a sidenote, the fact that the self-proclaimed Messiah had to watch a video of OPL fucking an inflatable sex doll in order to make an account greatly amuses me.
 
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