Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Overchek,

Wow! You correctly spelled "schizophrenia" correctly! Did you do it unaided, or did you check over-and-over again (over-check) from the dictionary?

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Years ago, I AM in the Barnes and Noble Bookstore* and they've got this really BIG Webster's Dictionary on sale, so I decide to buy it. As I AM caring it to the cashier, I see two beautiful women talking at the magazine rack. I walk over and say, "Excuse me ladies. I was just wondering whether you're attracted to a guy with a BIG dictionary?" I then continued walking to the cashier. I looked over my shoulder to see them laughing.

The key to this joke is that you keep walking after delivering it.


*Synchronism: 21:23 "He is the most interesting man in the world." - XX ad. 21:25 "The distribution of the planets in this solar system seem to according to some mathematical formula." - Paul Davies on Ancient Aliens on History Channel. 21:32 "7 days to The Magnificent Seven." - ad

@Adamska,

I want to mail you some wet 'tissue' paper and have you be honest with me. How do you think it got wet?

Well you wouldn't be the frist weirdo to protest

I didn't, so you'll have to tweak that to...
Well you wouldn't be the frist weirdo to play golf instead of showing up to protest

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@Adamska,

I want to mail you some wet 'tissue' paper and have you be honest with me. How do you think it got wet?

Please stop threatening to send people garbage. You're an awful Christ so far.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Adamska,

Have I said anything - anything - in these 576 pages that you agreed with? Anything?

@Batman VS Tony Danza,

I AM not going to send you an ice cream sandwich.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@Batman VS Tony Danza,

I AM not going to send you an ice cream sandwich.

You're going to slip deeper and deeper into madness until your girlfriend will have to feel the pain of watching someone she loves mentally slip away into nothingness and you'll just be some jumbled thoughts bouncing around inside the husk of what was once a man.

lol jk

 

[Adamska]

To answer the tissue bit, something disgusting.

As for the agreements, I'd probably say the only thing we've agreed on recently is that you should hang out with your girl more often and less on here if that dinner you had counts. You tend to be too monomaniacal on something that is demonstrably wrong for us to agree often purely because you focus on said thing too much.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"The book Magic Eyes Only chronicles 74 instances of UFO crashes." - The Alien Wars, Ancient Aliens (S10/Ep9, 2015)

 

[Overchek]

"The book Magic Eyes Only chronicles 74 instances of UFO crashes." - The Alien Wars, Ancient Aliens (S10/Ep9, 2015)

@Batman VS Tony Danza is right.

 

[LordCustos3]

@LordCustos3 - Lord of Custos 3 which is a small, very cheap apartment off Route 66 in Flagstaff, Arizona. It doesn't have cable or a satellite dish. It originally had a small pool, but that was filled in with dirt many years ago...

Not a single word of that is coherent, much less factual.

Synchronism: "Sandich." "Samwich?" "Sanditch." "Sandwich?" - ad

Dude! What the fuck kinda drugs are you on!?

Ummmm, goooooood ice cream sam witch. Mmmmmmmm.

What disturbing sexual act is @Brad Watson_Miami performing with that "ice cream sandwich"?

Years ago, I AM in the Barnes and Noble Bookstore* and they've got this really BIG Webster's Dictionary on sale, so I decide to buy it. As I AM caring it to the cashier, I see two beautiful women talking at the magazine rack. I walk over and say, "Excuse me ladies. I was just wondering whether you're attracted to a guy with a BIG dictionary?" I then continued walking to the cashier. I looked over my shoulder to see them laughing.

Laughing AT you Brad.

Have I said anything - anything - in these 576 pages that you agreed with? Anything?

Well, we agree that Donald Drumpf is an incompetent imbecilic doofus. He's not the AntiChrist through. Y'see the AntiChrist...

• will claim to be the second coming of Christ
• while espousing heretical ideas
• while claiming to have supernatural powe......

....hey......waitasec.....this sounds like someone in this thread.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Well, we already found the real Einstein in that Nissim guy two pages back. If we figure out who the antichrist is, this'll be a very productive week.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I didn't, so you'll have to tweak that to...
Well you wouldn't be the frist weirdo to play golf instead of showing up to protest

I thought I was on the ignore list

 

[YankeeTrader]

Based on his last few posts, Brad sure does act like he's beginning to unravel.

 

[SP 199]

Based on his last few posts, Brad sure does act like he's beginning to unravel.

Beginning?

 

[voiceguy]

I took the girlfriend out for Indian food to celebrate a special occasion and including tip, I spent $40 dollars. The waiter asked me if I wanted a copy of the receipt, I said, "No thanks. I'll just remember 40 from my 10 fingers each having 3 joint-lines and a tip.

The waiter then went into the kitchen and called the men in white jackets to come for Brad, but alas he had left by the time they arrived.

'Coincidentally', my girlfriend is the reincarnation of Elsa and her father thought he was the reincarnation of a German doctor and gave her the childhood nickname of "Elsa".

And, once again, we're just supposed to believe that.

STOP tying to make more out of stuff than it is!

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...

"Can it only be a coincidence that the greatest minds in history...?" - History Channel (time of post -- 9/16/16 20:41)

Synchronism: 9/16/16 20:58 "Is it only a coincidence that the greatest mind in human history...?" - History Channel

Evidence that Brad isn't really watching television but a videotape full of alleged "synchronisms" that he plays back whenever he needs one. I notice it's only half a quote, I guess the rest of it was something that disputed Brad's beliefs.

I walk over and say, "Excuse me ladies. I was just wondering whether you're attracted to a guy with a BIG dictionary?" I then continued walking to the cashier. I looked over my shoulder to see them laughing.

The weren't laughing at your joke, Brad. They were laughing at your tiny 16514921.

Well, we agree that Donald Drumpf is an incompetent imbecilic doofus. He's not the AntiChrist through. Y'see the AntiChrist...

• will claim to be the second coming of Christ
• while espousing heretical ideas
• while claiming to have supernatural powe......

....hey......waitasec.....this sounds like someone in this thread.

You left out the part where the Anti-Christ is a "man of lawlessness" (2 Thes 2:3-4). We've all seen Brad's arrest record.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Well, we agree that Donald Drumpf is an incompetent imbecilic doofus. He's not the AntiChrist through. Y'see the AntiChrist...

• will claim to be the second coming of Christ
• while espousing heretical ideas
• while claiming to have supernatural powe.....

Where in the Bible does it say that? It doesn't.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So @Brad Watson_Miami as the returned Christ how do you feel about the increasing glamorization of Satan/The fallen one/The Disobedient/The Morning Star/Lucifer?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

So, when you are looking for the reincarnated Einstein, it is someone who looks like him who drives a taxi vs. a guy who has produced Albert Einstein reincarnated - The 18 Requirements (google that) including the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'?! Huh.

Donald Trump is the 666 Antichrist.

evil=48=E5+V22+I9+L12

Donald Trump = 666 when using the 'Evil 48 Code' of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74

D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 (33 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 (32 = 666

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist. He was the "Great Deceiver who defeated Michael (Mikhail Gorbachev). He was one of the 7 Heads of State of the G7 Summit. Reagan was the (1st) ruler of the world, he lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived." - The Revelation Ch 12 & 13

George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist who "exercised all the power/authority of the 1st Beast before him... He made fire come down from the heavens on the Earth" - Rev 13:12-13. "The destruction of Babylon" (Iraq War) - Rev Ch 14-16, 18

Pope Bendict XVI was the "false prophet".

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell with". - Rev 13:17-18

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"

@RomanesEuntDomus,

You've dismissed GOD=7_4 Theory as the 'theory of everything' and you've said you'll produce a better theory. How's that going?

 

[LordCustos3]

Where in the Bible does it say that? It doesn't.

Where in the Bible does it say that The Second Coming of Jesus will be a floridian schizophrenic bickering about the cosmic significance of insurance adverts and golf scores?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@facepalm ,

There's an enormous amount of documented reincarnations in India and other Eastern countries. In Western culture, google: Univ. of Virginia reincarnation study. The book Soul Survivor about the US WWII pilot returning is possibly the best documented proof - I got a used copy for $5 on amazon.com. Google: Albert Einstein reincarnated - The 18 Requirements.

There's alot of homework there! Are you willing to take the time and do the required serious effort? It's always alot easier to sit back and criticize somebody's extensive work while you do none.

 

[facepalm]

Provide a peer reviewed study. That will satisfy your "proven" claim.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@RomanesEuntDomus,

You've dismissed GOD=7_4 Theory as the 'theory of everything' and you've said you'll produce a better theory. How's that going?

As I said, I'd be done in a few days, getting the heeby jeebies or just not able to count to 4 or 7?
I'm just too busy listening to viking metal atm.