Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@BlueArmedDevil,

:story::story::story::story::story::story::story:
Now there are 7 of those smug guys with the guy in the middle being the 4th from the left or right.

Fuck(4) you(7).


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Bro, do you even count?
 
@RomanesEuntDomus / LatinusDouchebagicus,

How do you like your tweaked screenus nameicus?

Jesus taught reincarnation, but the douchebags then and the douchebags now don't believe it. If someone asks you if you believe in reincarnation, tell them, "I don't believe in reincarnation and I didn't believe in it in my last life."

You could also say, "I'm not sure if I even really exist; I'm waiting for a peer review."
 
@facepalm,

You're a liar. And in the time you've taken to complain and come up with excuses about doing your homework, you could have done your homework! Ok Mister, I AM taking your driving privileges away until you read the book Soul Survivor. You can ride your bicycle or walk to school or dates.

And just who would be the 'peers' to judge a paper/book on reincarnation? I AM the world's leading authority on reincarnation. Deepak Chopra thinks he is, but he can't tell you who he was in any of his previous lives. What a con!



A 5 year old throws tantrums like this. Good work Brad.
 
@facepalm,

You're a liar. And in the time you've taken to complain and come up with excuses about doing your homework, you could have done your homework! Ok Mister, I AM taking your driving privileges away until you read the book Soul Survivor. You can ride your bicycle or walk to school or dates.

And just who would be the 'peers' to judge a paper/book on reincarnation? I AM the world's leading authority on reincarnation. Deepak Chopra thinks he is, but he can't tell you who he was in any of his previous lives. What a con!
Wow. A white guy from Miami is better at reincarnation than a Hindu. Stop the presses. Does this mean a Buddhist is a better mohel than your Rabbi?

Deepak Chopra thinks he is, but he can't tell you who he was in any of his previous lives.
Neither can you.
I can claim to be the reincarnation of Cleopatra all damned day, but that claim doesn't qualify as proof.

@BlueArmedDevil,
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Now there are 7 of those smug guys with the guy in the middle being the 4th from the left or right.
and now there are 45. There is no significance to this number, but then again there wasn't any when there were only seven of them either.
You killed one of Blue Armed Devil's Tommy Wiseau's. Why did you do that? You killed him just so there wouldn't be 8 of them? How callous and evil and arbitrary.

Jesus taught reincarnation,
No, he didn't. Stop lying.

You could also say, "I'm not sure if I even really exist. I'm waiting for a peer review."
Ask Descartes, he already figured out a rebuttal to your dumb-ass pseudo-comeback.
Also, peer review is what keeps quacks, cranks and charlatans at bay. Is that why you hate peer review? Because it keeps unmasking you as a fraud and a false prophet?
 
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the reincarnation of Cleopatra all damned day, but that claim doesn't qualify as proof.

This is what Brad fails and fails and fails to understand. He assumes his claims have been proven, simply because he believes them. He believes in God, he believes in reincarnation, he believes in Masonic conspiracies. None of these beliefs are, in themselves, wrong. People are free to form whatever beliefs they want... But on all these topics, since there is no proof, belief only goes so far.

Brad, no one would give a shit if you said that you believed reincarnation was a thing. We could agree or disagree, but no one would say you were a Lolcow for it. What makes you a doofus is insisting it's been proven, and yet having absolutey no idea what constitutes actual "proof" in the real world. Peer reviewed studies, not discount thrift store books, fit the bill.

It makes you both a poor scientist and a poor theologian, as both have standards for proof and your sources do not measure up to either.

Jesus loves you, Brad.
 
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@facepalm,

And fuck(4) you(7).


14:32 "They know the magic number." - Yankees vs. Mets on FOX

John 13: 34-35

34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.


Gospel according to Brad:

Fuck you!
 
John 13: 34-35

34 A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.
35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

Gospel according to Brad:

Fuck you!

Well, maybe that is how we wants to 'love' you.
Carnally. Sexually.

A new commandment Brad gives unto you, That ye fuck one another; as I have fucked you, that ye also fuck one another.
By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have fucked one to another.
 
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Just so everyone knows, Soul Survivor is a book about a kid who is supposedly a reincarnated World War II pilot. It sounds interesting until you realize the kid was brought to a World War II air museum and then shortly after started having nightmares of being trapped in a burning plane. This is a point that is skipped over. Then the grandmother becomes convinced that he's reincarnated which results in them sending him to a therapist who starts nudging him in that direction also. Then the kid picks up on their questions (which were obviously leading the child) and insistence to "remember". It's worth noting that the therapist the kid saw was Carol Bowman who is so deep into the idea of children and reincarnation that she wrote a NON-academic book and believes her own children are reincarnated. Later we get some second-hand stories of the kid knowing very specific things about the man's life that "nobody could have known", mainly when the parents had the child call the dead pilot's sister and he said things to her only the dead pilot would know (a painting and a name). While interesting I have difficulty buying that claim because so much effort was put into grooming the child into a case of reincarnation. The whole case is contaminated to hell and back.
 
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I absolutely love how Brad has approached the proven stuff. It's another one of his hallmark mistakes. He didn't have to try establish reincarnation as proven. He could have easily said that he believes it is true, that it is something to be taken on faith, etc. Instead he trots out proven, and tries to defend it scientifically. Science has rules, and if you don't follow them your argument is dismissed.

Brad chooses the worst possible way to present himself and then wonders why no one follows him. He cannot comprehend rules that aren't his own making. He is certainly on the spectrum.
 
Jesus taught reincarnation, but the douchebags then and the douchebags now don't believe it. If someone asks you if you believe in reincarnation, tell them, "I don't believe in reincarnation and I didn't believe in it in my last life."
One of the first questions I asked you was where Jesus supposedly teaches reincarnation and your only claim is Matthew 11.14. I've refuted that by pointing out how that refers to John, who was said to be Eliah, who didn't die but rather experienced rapture according to the bible.
I also repeatedly posted multiple bible quotes that undeniably state that every person has but one life and will be judged and thus outright and unmistakingly contradict your statement as false.
You can't use a bible quote as proof in one instance and then ignore others when they don't support your claim. You fail due to your confirmation bias.

You could also say, "I'm not sure if I even really exist; I'm waiting for a peer review."
As I said, 8 of the people you claim to have been in past lives would have known what the scientific method is and would have held it in high regards. You obviously don't.

That's the reason why you don't have any disciples, Brad. Noone believes you and you are doing a terrible job at defending your megalomaniac daydreams.
 
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Let's face it. Brad is really starting to lose his marbles at a much more alarming rate than when this all began. Brenda, if you have been reading the past 50 pages, you know this to be true. I fervently beg you, if you truly love this man, to get him the help he needs before he hurts himself or others.

Having said that:
Since when are there seven letters in the word "you"?
 
@facepalm,

That's another of your lies.

If a child of mine who was 7-years-old refused to do his homework of simply reading a book, I would spank them and take away their phone*, Internet, and TV privileges. And if they continued to refuse to do their homework and came up with stupid excuses not to, I would spank them again and add another punishment. But I would never have such a misbehaving kid.

When are you going to do your homework of reading Soul Survivor you misbehaving little brat?


*Synchronism: 9/17/16 19:37 "Get your Iphone7" - ad on CBS
 
@facepalm,

That's another of your lies.

If a child of mine who was 7-years-old refused to do his homework of simply reading a book, I would spank them and take away their phone*, Internet, and TV privileges. And if they continued to refuse to do their homework and came up with stupid excuses not to, I would spank them again and add another punishment. But I would never have such a misbehaving kid.

When are you going to do your homework of reading Soul Survivor you misbehaving little brat?


*Synchronism: 9/17/16 19:37 "Get your Iphone7" - ad on CBS
I'm glad you'll never reproduce.
 
@facepalm,

That's another of your lies.

If a child of mine who was 7-years-old refused to do his homework of simply reading a book, I would spank them and take away their phone*, Internet, and TV privileges. And if they continued to refuse to do their homework and came up with stupid excuses not to, I would spank them again and add another punishment. But I would never have such a misbehaving kid.

When are you going to do your homework of reading Soul Survivor you misbehaving little brat?


*Synchronism: 9/17/16 19:37 "Get your Iphone7" - ad on CBS


What lie did I tell? Please explain how my comparison of your little fit to a five year old's temper tantrum is a lie.

You also have no idea how old I am Brad.


Please provide the scientific evidence. A peer reviewed study or paper will suffice. Failure to provide such will demonstrate clearly for everyone that you are lying about reincarnation being proven.
 
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