Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. -Douglas Adams
 
@RomanesEuntDomus / LatinDouchebagicus,

Ouch! Your attack was brutal!!

Did you just give up on coming up with your 'theory of everything'?!
I know this is hard for you to understand, Brad, but some of us aren't welfare queens that can just sit on their coke addicted ass all day long zapping around TV in search for meaningless coincidences that we then claim to be meaningful.

Tell me, how long was Brevard County again?
 
to present your 'theory of everything' here. You all are so sure that GOD=7_4 is wrong, prove it by presenting the 'correct theory'!

Ok, now watch all the excuses and attacks come in. But, I bet* no one comes up with any of their own theories.

We're not the ones trying to prove a Theory of Everything. You are. The burden of proof is on you. Your God = 7_4 theory for some reason claims that God and Christ wants everyone to know English, and you cite the UN and the Olympics as examples, both of which are untrue and easily disproven with 5 seconds of Googling.

With part of your theory proven wrong, you obviously have to go back to the drawing board and rethink it. It can't be "theory of everything" if part of it is incorrect.
 
You all are so sure that GOD=7_4 is wrong, prove it by presenting the 'correct theory'!

Ok, now watch all the excuses and attacks come in. But, I bet* no one comes up with any of their own theories.

That's not how theories work and you know that. Nobody has to have an explanation for everything just to prove that something is wrong. You didn't exactly set the bar high when it came to establishing you're full of shit. Calm down, eat some sliced apples and sip your juice before you start threatening to send natural disasters at people again. Would it make you feel better if you handed us a piece of paper and we told you we'd read it later?
 
@Kind Regards,

Primary language. English(7,74) is the primary language of Earth. Every instructional manual is written in English, but it may be in other languages as well. If some car or electronic is made in Japan, it's instructional manual will be written in at least Japanese and Japan. Same thing with German cars and electronics.*


*BMW ad on Ch 10 ABC
 
@Kind Regards,

Primary language. English(7,74) is the primary language of Earth. Every instructional manual is written in English, but it may be in other languages as well. If some car or electronic is made in Japan, it's instructional manual will be written in at least Japanese and Japan. Same thing with German cars and electronics.*


*BMW ad on Ch 10 ABC
http://www.japantrendshop.com/gakken-premium-gramophone-p-796.html

Instructions: Japanese. No other option.
 
@KingGeedorah,

Hey, it's been awhile. The Percussion Group hasn't done anything for awhile. I've played in church and have a concert with a singer this week.
 
So @Brad Watson_Miami if the big G wanted english to be the language of the land why didn't they make it so after they smoked the Tower of Babel and not wait till the 15th century to get the ball rolling on modern english?
 
So @Brad Watson_Miami if the big G wanted english to be the language of the land why didn't they make it so after they smoked the Tower of Babel and not wait till the 15th century to get the ball rolling on modern english?
Probably the same reason the G-Meister creates all life, but also thinks abortion is totally awesome. He apparently loves wasting his own efforts.
 
Hi @Brad Watson_Miami, nice to meet ya, I'm new to this jazz so apologies if I'm beating a dead horse by asking but if English is intended to be the primary language of Earth and there is divine intervention involved to make this so, why are the languages with the largest native speaker bases Mandarin and Spanish with English only taking home the bronze? Sure English is the most common second language but if the skydaddy really wants us all to speak English why would that be an afterthought to an enormous portion of the global population who are instead raised learning a completely different language?
 
@RomanesEuntDomus / LatinusDouchebagicus,

Ouch! I've never accepted any welfare - ever. How about you? And I certainly have never been addicted to cocaine. Those are vicious lies that are on a whole other level for you. Your demons have really taken over! Sad.

I have the TV on while I write - either on the Internet or off. If my gf is practicing piano, I have the TV muted with captions. I notice how everything's connect74ed and document some synchronisms here as proof. There's no such thing as "meaningless coincidences".

Years ago, I read that "Brevard County was 74 miles long". Maybe a Mason47 nudged that a little or maybe it's correct.


Synchronism: 18:59 "Our story has been seen over 72.4 million times... Josh (Joshua74) got his dog407!" -

@Lalala,

Welcome to the thread. But why did you feel it necessary to insult GOD by calling Him/Her "sky daddy"? GOD is everything and everywhere. You are part of GOD...

GOD: the 'system as a whole", this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Have you read GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Please do. But if you're an atheist, it will really bother you!
 
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@Lalala,

Welcome to the thread. But why did you feel it necessary to insult GOD by calling Him/Her "sky daddy"? GOD is everything and everywhere. You are part of GOD...

GOD: the 'system as a whole", this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Have you read GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Please do. But if you're an atheist, it will really bother you!
That did nothing to answer my question. It answered why you determine English to be Earth's primary language but not why it's...well...not.
And if GOD really can't handle a nickname like 'Skydaddy' then he/she sounds like a bit of a thinned skinned wimp to be honest.
 
So @Brad Watson_Miami if the big G wanted english to be the language of the land why didn't they make it so after they smoked the Tower of Babel and not wait till the 15th century to get the ball rolling on modern english?
I especially like the part where England was Europes doormat for over a thousand years with Romans, Danes, Swedes, Frisians, Germans, Normans and so on waltzing through and pillaging everything they can while also establishing their own rule.

It does make for an interesing history and there's people like William Marshal that kicked all kinds of ass. But if that was God's plan to establish his chosen language, the English sure got the short end of the stick. :heart-empty:

Hi @Brad Watson_Miami, nice to meet ya, I'm new to this jazz so apologies if I'm beating a dead horse by asking but if English is intended to be the primary language of Earth and there is divine intervention involved to make this so, why are the languages with the largest native speaker bases Mandarin and Spanish with English only taking home the bronze? Sure English is the most common second language but if the skydaddy really wants us all to speak English why would that be an afterthought to an enormous portion of the global population who are instead raised learning a completely different language?
Mind you, Brad confirmed the Dollar to be the mark of the devil, however he wants everyone to speak english. Unless he favors the pound sterling, isn't that kinda running at cross purposes?

On one hand, you'll be able to speak what he deems the primary language, but beware to use the currency that comes with it.

Ouch! I've never accepted any welfare - ever. How about you? And I certainly have never been addicted to cocaine. Those are vicious lies that are on a whole other level for you. Your demons have really taken over! Sad.
Oh? Well, gee, where might I have gotten those ideas from...

Years ago, I read that "Brevard County was 74 miles long". Maybe a Mason47 nudged that a little or maybe it's correct.
I've posted a map. Others have posted texts from many different websites. You're off two miles.
There is no "maybe".
But if you're an atheist, it will really bother you!
I'm not an atheist and it still bothered me (:_(. Though for entirely different reasons than Brad imagines.
 
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Mind you, Brad confirmed the Dollar to be the mark of the devil, however he wants everyone to speak english. Unless he favors the pound sterling, isn't that kinda running at cross purposes?

On one hand, you'll be able to speak what he deems the primary language, but beware to use the currency that comes with it.
I was actually curious about that, being the British I did wonder what dialect is God's preferred English? Is Americanised English the holy language or if I spoke Queens English or talk leik an Essex chav blud or ken wa ulster scots dae his heid in, there's so many variations in England and Scotland alone, how the hell does it work globally?
 
Everyone,

@RomanesEuntDomus (aka LatinusDouchebagicus) is working on a 'theory of everything' that he says will make GOD=7_4 look like dog407 shit. We'll give him awhile to come up with this theory.

I invite everyone - @voiceguy , @Keerakh , @facepalm , @Adamska , @YankeeTrader , @lurk_moar , @Batman VS Tony Danza , @APerson , @Overchek , @bacterium , @LordCustos3 , @Cossack, @Kind Regards , @The_Doctor , @ChurchOfGodBear , @BlueArmedDevil , @The Great Chandler , @Bones , @AlanRickmanIsDead , @Alan Pardew , @Have a Pepsi , and others - to present your 'theory of everything' here. You all are so sure that GOD=7_4 is wrong, prove it by presenting the 'correct theory'!

Ok, now watch all the excuses and attacks come in. But, I bet* no one comes up with any of their own theories.


*Synchronism: 17:47 "You bettcha!" - Little House on the Prairie on COZI (it's my gf's choice)
I wouldn't have bothered talking to you, but since you went out of your way to tag me: my theory is your theory is baseless and self-serving and that there is no god. Evidence: all of your evidence is biblical and/or comes only from your own mouth. Now disprove my theory.

Note that I used only facts to formulate my theory, no "excuses" or "attacks". I expect the same from you.
 
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