Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Jan_Hus]

I was actually curious about that, being the British I did wonder what dialect is God's preferred English? Is Americanised English the holy language or if I spoke Queens English or talk leik an Essex chav blud or ken wa ulster scots dae his heid in, there's so many variations in England and Scotland alone, how the hell does it work globally?

Obviously it's the language of the really deep, rural parts of the south

 

[voiceguy]

@Brad Watson_Miami

I already explained to you why asymmetry and symmetry breaking are not the same thing. Like always, you ignore any scientific evidence that disagrees with your third grade mentality. I can't come up with a Theory of Everything because it doesn't exist. Even Stephen Hawking admits that now. All I do know is you keep pulling ideas out of your ass and expecting us to accept them without one iota of proof other than, essentially, "It's true because I said so!"

And for the record, you blithering idiot, I do not live in Coral Springs. A real God-Incarnate would know that, so you are obviously as fake as a three dollar bill.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@ChurchOfGodBear / 11919 239165,

That's a mistake. Everybody knows that the Gakken Premium Gramophone has instructions in both Japanese and English. I was able to purchase one of these before they sold out and I used the English instructions to assemble it. It makes a great cup of cappuccino!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@ChurchOfGodBear / 11919 239165,

That's a mistake. Everybody knows that the Gakken Premium Gramophone has instructions in both Japanese and English. I was able to purchase one of these before they sold out and I used the English instructions to assemble it. It makes a great cup of cappuccino!

No, it's not a mistake, because Our family owns one and the instructions are 100% English-free. Also, it doesn't make coffee, dude.

 

[Cthulu]

@ChurchOfGodBear / 11919 239165,

That's a mistake. Everybody knows that the Gakken Premium Gramophone has instructions in both Japanese and English. I was able to purchase one of these before they sold out and I used the English instructions to assemble it. It makes a great cup of cappuccino!

Hey Brad how's the gf.

 

[voiceguy]

Now that he's been caught in a bald-faced lie, let's watch how he wriggles out of it and says that wasn't what he meant/said/was talking about.

 

[Adamska]

Now that he's been caught in a bald-faced lie, let's watch how he wriggles out of it and says that wasn't what he meant/said/was talking about.

Eh, he usually just flops like a trout and ignores it; it's kind of pathetic really.

About as pathetic as the fact he believes that a mongrel language derived from the peasantry is a divine language actually, since the courtly language of England was French for a long-ass time post Guillaume le Batard's invasion.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Now that he's been caught in a bald-faced lie, let's watch how he wriggles out of it and says that wasn't what he meant/said/was talking about.

He's not going to aknowledge it.

Eh, he usually just flops like a trout and ignores it; it's kind of pathetic really.

Whenever something like this happens, he just does a very long post about some inane nonsense a prospos nothing.
Last time, it was about "The Day Earth stood still".

Then again, there's a tiny chance Brad was trying to be funny. He can't be that much of a fool. Right?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

So @Brad Watson_Miami if the big G wanted English to be the language of the land why didn't they make it so after they smoked the Tower of Babel and not wait till the 15th century to get the ball rolling on Modern English?

"Now the whole world had one language and one purpose." - Genasis 11:1​

If you google Genesis 11:1, you'll find slightly different wording for this very important Bible verse: "one language and a common speech", "one language and of one speech", "one language and the same words". Yet these are redundant. In a Torah* that I have at home (Platt?), Gn 11:1 reads "Now the whole world had one language and one purpose." Now that's HUGE! When has the whole world** had one purpose?! This amazing unity can only be achieved through having one common language for all peoples.

The historic validity of their being a Tower of Babel aka Ziggurat of Babylon is definite. Every Sumerian/Mesopotamian city had a tower and a city deity...
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziggurat

But does anyone really think that in c. 2100 BC, everyone around the world was speaking just one language?! It's ridiculous to everyone except Jewish-Christian-Muslim fundamentalists. But one of the points of this story is how important one common language for all humanity is!

"I. The advantages which befriended their design of keeping together, 1. They were all of one language, Gen. 11:1. If there were any different languages before the flood, yet Noah’s only, which it is likely was the same with Adam’s, was preserved through the flood, and continued after it. Now, while they all understood one another, they would be the more likely to love one another, and the more capable of helping one another, and the less inclinable to separate one from another." - Matthew Henry's commentary

Genesis 11:1-9 King James Version (KJV)
11:1 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.
2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.
3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for mortar.
4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
5 And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
6 And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
8 So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.


*Synchronism: 08:06 "It's you're rebirth". - GMA, ABC. **08:10 "Hello world, there's a song that I'm singing, come on get happy" - Partridge Family song used in ad on ABC. 8:53 Clampetts Play The Rams, Beverly Hillbillies (S4/Ep7, 1965) on MeTV

 

[YankeeTrader]

The historic validity of their being a Tower of Babel aka Ziggurat of Babylon is definite. Every Sumerian/Mesopotamian city had a tower and a city deity...
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziggurat

I guess wiki links are ok again. In that case...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Lalala / anonymous coward,

I AM sorry to see you disrespect and judge GOD so.

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 9/20/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

It would be a BIG mistake to just think that this is some stupid, meaningless exchange we're having. I pray your next move will be a wise one. Why not just converse with me without insulting GOD or the Christ (me)?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm not gay, but for Donald Trump, I'd make an exception.​

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Brad, none of what you wrote addresses his question at all. His question went unanswered, despite you're responding to it. Your response was an inadequate answer to his question. Also, when you replied to his post, you did a poor job of defending your point of view.​

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Ya, I was making a joke, dudette. You found an exception to the rule* that every operating manual is in English.


*Synchronism: "Gregory Peck must break a deadly (Egyptian) code" - Hollywood remembers Sophia Loren on DECADES

 

[cumrobbery]

@Brad Watson_Miami can you make another percussion video?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Hey Brad how's the gf.

Do you sincerely care? She's good. She's sitting next to me eating her breakfast salad and flippin' the TV channels.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Ya, I was making a joke, dudette. You found an exception to the rule* that every operating manual is in English.

If your entire "theory" is, in fact, a joke, that would explain a lot. It wouldn't be a good joke, but it'd at least make sense.

 

[lurk_moar]

Thank you, Brad-senpai, for answering my questions. I thought you blocked me.

Are you denying the fact that mental illness exists? You put the word delusional in quotation marks. There maybe a sigma attached, but acceptance and treatment has come a long way.

How do you feel about the other claimants of being reincarnations of Jesus, Einstein, or whomever else you claim to be a reincarnation of?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Do you sincerely care? She's good. She's sitting next to me eating her breakfast salad and flippin' the TV channels.

And you'd rather argue with us than talk to her? Here, let me suggest a topic: the reason the state of Mental Health care in the US is so poor is because of the cutbacks caused by the Ronald Wilson Reagan administration. Because of him, tens of thousands of Americans are not receiving the care they need and this puts a great strain on their families and communities. A correlation can be found between the reduction of mental health care and the rise of violent crime. Given this, would it be possible to say that seeking the mental health care that EVERY-GOD-LOVING AMERICAN DESERVES could be a way of sticking it to mean old Reagan?

Food for thought. Might go well with her Special K and Good Morning America.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

there is no god. Evidence: all of your evidence is biblical and/or comes only from your own mouth. Now disprove my theory. Note that I used only facts to formulate my theory, no "excuses" or "attacks". I expect the same from you.

First, I never use "excuses" and I never "attack" anyone unless they attack me first.

GOD & Nature are one in the same.

GOD=GOOD, GOD is the 'Greater GOOD'.

GOD: the 'system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the reincarnating original and number 174 programmer, the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its' (Planet Nestor).

The Burning of Washington by the British in 1814 and a hurricane putting out the fire and a tornado on Constitution Avenue is a BIG example of GOD's/Nature's intervention just 200 years ago.

GOD=7_4 Theory

 

[YankeeTrader]

First, I never use "excuses" and I never "attack" anyone unless they attack me first.

GOD & Nature are one in the same.

GOD=GOOD, GOD is the 'Greater GOOD'.

GOD: the 'system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

God-incarnate (in the Guardin' of Eden, Jesus son of Joseph, 2nd Coming of the Christ): the reincarnating original and number 174 programmer, the Creator of all 'true Earth-like plan-its' (Planet Nestor).

The Burning of Washington by the British in 1814 and a hurricane putting out the fire and a tornado on Constitution Avenue is a BIG example of GOD's/Nature's intervention just 200 years ago.

GOD=7_4 Theory

Or it's just a example of what might happen during freaking hurricane season!