Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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The following is the just tweaked two-page summary from my book Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4...


GOD=7_4 Theory (G is the 7th letter, a circle O = 15 or zero, D=4) - Summary

The ancients observed 7 moving objects in the heavens with the naked eye – known now as the 7 Classical Planets (Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) - 4 of which don’t cast shadows on Earth (Venus can); 4 can’t easily be seen during the day (Venus can be). The 7 Metals of Antiquity were associated with the 7 Planets of the Ancients by alchemists with gold/the Sun listed 4th. The Hebrew menorah’s 7 lamps on 4 branches also represent the 7 Luminaries/7 Sacred Planets/7 Wandering Stars/7 Governors/7 Heavens as they were known to the ancients.

The average lunar month of 29.53 days has 4 primary phasesNew Moon, Second Quarter, Full Moon, and Last Quarter - of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. The eight lunar phases include 7 that reflect sunlight (+ the dark New Moon) and the 4th of these is the Full Moon. Starting with the Second Quarter Moon, 4 later is its mirror image the Last Quarter Moon, and vice-versa. It’s from the lunar ‘moonth’ that we got our week of 7 days and 4 weeks in a month, and it’s from the lunar year that we have the adjusted Roman Julian/Gregorian Calendar (solar year) of 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February’s 28 (7×4) days. It’s also from the lunar months74 that the Genasis74 Creation Story of 7 days originated (“And the two great lights…the 4th Day”) although it contains the #1 program74/algorithm that was used in the initial74 mathematical modeling of “the heavens74 and the Earth”. Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7×4) letters; it’s God’s Signature of GOD=7_4.

The lunar year of 354 days + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year with a leap year every 4th year is produced by…
[4 × 7.4 × 12] + 7 + 4 = 366.2 days
[4 × 7.3826475 × 12] + 7 + 4 ≈ 365.24224 days

The Big Dipper (a ladle) consists of 7 stars with 4 in its quadrilateral bowl. It points towards Polaris - the North Star since around the end of the Roman Empire in 476 AD - which is the end of the handle of the Little Dipper which is also 7 stars with 4 making-up the bowl of the ladle. Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders and feet (+ the three stars of Orion’s Belt). Another easily recognized asterism is the Pleiades/7 Sisters. (In Greek mythology, 4 of the 7 Sisters were not impregnated by Zeus.) Mars returns to the same point against the background of the stars and in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years.

Classical Chinese (Asian) astronomy has the 28 Mansions grouped in its 4 Symbols with 7 asterisms each.

Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, the ancients’ 7 Seas and since Earth was circumnavigated by Magellan, there have been 4 oceans recognized: Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Arctic. Recently, this has been expanded by some to 7: North Pacific, South Pacific, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, Arctic, Indian, and Southern. ~74% of Earth’s surface is liquid or frozen water. 74% of all water evaporated into the atmosphere falls as precipitation on the ocean, mostly in the tropics and 26% falls on the land.

Venus ~.7 AU & Mercury ~.4 AU (aphelion .47 AU). Venus has an orbit of 224.7 days: ~7.4 average months (30.4 days). Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets: the 4th of these from the Sun is the LARGEST. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. When Earth is included, the 7th planet from the Sun – Uranus - has the 4th largest mass. Saturn has 7 groups of rings: 4 main groups and three fainter groups and it has a 29.46 year orbit: ‘4 seasons’ of roughly 7 years (~7.4 years) each. 4-7 eclipses occur annually and the longest an eclipse can be is 7 minutes 40 seconds. Our sun has an 11-year sunspot cycle, and Earth's magnetic field is tilted 11 degrees from its spin axis. ~74% of the gases in Earth’s atmosphere are found in its troposphere. There are 7 solid worlds in the solar system that have dense enough atmospheres to produce weather; 4 of these are not planets (they’re moons or dwarf planets). 7 worlds in our solar system have active geology in their system.

~74% of this universe’s elemental mass is hydrogen. ~74% of the Sun’s elemental mass is hydrogen. ~74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (~69%) and ordinary matter (~5%). Dark matter ~26%.

There are 4 fundamental states of matter: liquid, solid, gas, and plasma. But this has been expanded to 7 by adding: Bose-Einstein condensate, Quark-gluon plasma, and Degenerate matter. (Some other states are thought possible, but for now they remain theoretical.)

7 generates a 4: 7+7=14, 7×7=49. 4 is in the middle of 7; 4 is the majority of 7. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28=7×4, 28 is a perfect number. 7 is the 4th prime number. 6.5→7.4 rounds off to 7.

M-theory/Supergravity theory states that there are 7 additional dimensions of hyperspace + the 4 common dimensions (3D regular space + one-dimensional time)…

7D hyperspace + 4D = 11D spacetime

Our physics’ ‘Theory of Everything’ - Unified Strings 21/19 Theory - adds an analysis of time providing a very simple symmetry of 7 aspects of regular time + 4 aspects of hypertime and a very simple symmetry-breaking

3D rs + 7D hs + 7a rt + 4a ht = 21D/a st
D: dimensions, rs: regular space, hs: hyperspace, a: aspects, rt: regular time, ht: hypertime, st: spacetime

English7 letters74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8 is Earth’s primary language. The spoken word is connect74ed to the written word which is based on its alphabet; which is phonetic, pictographic, and has a numerical order based on history, religion, Nature, and science. GOD(=7_4) is The Creator and Simple674 English774 Gematria874 with 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26 is connected to Nature.

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: Good7__4 Friday74 when Jesus74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19 - the king74 of the Judeans74/ the Jewish74 Messiah74 - was nailed on74 the Cross74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19 and Y’shua74 was born on 17.4.748 AUC / 4.17.6 BC. July 4, 1776 was encoded by the United States Founding Fathers Freemasons primarily Grand Masters Benjamin Franklin (PA), George Washington (VA & Continental Army), and John Hancock (MA).
 
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The following is the tweaked two-page summary from my book Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4...


GOD=7_4 Theory (G is the 7th letter, a circle O = 15 or zero, D=4) - Summary

The ancients observed 7 moving objects in the heavens with the naked eye – known now as the 7 Classical Planets (Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) - 4 of which don’t cast shadows on Earth (Venus can); 4 can’t easily be seen during the day (Venus can be). The 7 Metals of Antiquity were associated with the 7 Planets of the Ancients by alchemists with gold/the Sun listed 4th. The Hebrew menorah’s 7 lamps on 4 branches also represent the 7 Luminaries/7 Sacred Planets/7 Wandering Stars/7 Governors/7 Heavens as they were known to the ancients.

The average lunar month of 29.53 days has 4 primary phasesNew Moon, Second Quarter, Full Moon, and Last Quarter - of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. The eight lunar phases include 7 that reflect sunlight (+ the dark New Moon) and the 4th of these is the Full Moon. Starting with the Second Quarter Moon, 4 later is its mirror image the Last Quarter Moon, and vice-versa. It’s from the lunar ‘moonth’ that we got our week of 7 days and 4 weeks in a month, and it’s from the lunar year that we have the adjusted Roman Julian/Gregorian Calendar (solar year) of 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February’s 28 (7×4) days. It’s also from the lunar months74 that the Genasis74 Creation Story of 7 days originated (“And the two great lights…the 4th Day”) although it contains the #1 program74/algorithm that was used in the initial74 mathematical modeling of “the heavens74 and the Earth”. Genasis 1:1/Bereshit 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7×4) letters; it’s God’s Signature of GOD=7_4.

The lunar year of 354 days + 7 day week + 4 days = 365 day solar year with a leap year every 4th year is produced by…

[4 × 7.4 × 12] + 7 + 4 = 366.2 days
[4 × 7.3826475 × 12] + 7 + 4 ≈ 365.24224 days

The Big Dipper (a ladle) consists of 7 stars with 4 in its quadrilateral bowl. It points towards Polaris - the North Star since around the end of the Roman Empire in 476 AD - which is the end of the handle of the Little Dipper which is also 7 stars with 4 making-up the bowl of the ladle. Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders and feet (+ the three stars of Orion’s Belt). Another easily recognized asterism is the Pleiades/7 Sisters. Mars returns to the same point against the background of the stars and in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years.

Classical Chinese (Asian) astronomy has the 28 Mansions grouped in its 4 Symbols with 7 asterisms each.

Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, the ancients’ 7 Seas and since Earth was circumnavigated by Magellan, there have been 4 oceans recognized: Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Arctic. Recently, this has been expanded by some to 7: North Pacific, South Pacific, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, Arctic, Indian, and Southern. ~74% of Earth’s surface is liquid or frozen water. 74% of all water evaporated into the atmosphere falls as precipitation on the ocean, mostly in the tropics and 26% falls on the land.

Venus ~.7 AU & Mercury ~.4 AU (aphelion .47 AU). Venus has an orbit of 224.7 days: ~7.4 average months (30.4 days). Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets: the 4th of these from the Sun is the LARGEST. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. When Earth is included, the 7th planet from the Sun – Uranus - has the 4th largest mass. Saturn has 7 groups of rings: 4 main groups and three fainter groups and it has a 29.46 year orbit: ‘4 seasons’ of roughly 7 years (~7.4 years) each. 4-7 eclipses occur annually and the longest an eclipse can be is 7 minutes 40 seconds. Our sun has an 11-year sunspot cycle, and Earth's magnetic field is tilted 11 degrees from its spin axis. ~74% of the gases in Earth’s atmosphere are found in its troposphere. There are 7 solid worlds in the solar system that have dense enough atmospheres to produce weather; 4 of these are not planets (they’re moons or dwarf planets). 7 worlds in our solar system have active geology in their system.

~74% of this universe’s elemental mass is hydrogen. ~74% of the Sun’s elemental mass is hydrogen. ~74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (~69%) and ordinary matter (~5%). Dark matter ~26%.

There are 4 fundamental states of matter: liquid, solid, gas, and plasma. But this has been expanded to 7 by adding: Bose-Einstein condensate, Quark-gluon plasma, and Degenerate matter. (Some other states are thought possible, but for now they remain theoretical.)

7 generates a 4: 7+7=14, 7×7=49. 4 is in the middle of 7; 4 is the majority of 7. 1+2+3+4+5+6+7=28=7×4, 28 is a perfect number. 7 is the 4th prime number. 6.5→7.4 rounds off to 7.

M-theory/Supergravity theory states that there are 7 additional dimensions of hyperspace + the 4 common dimensions (3D regular space + one-dimensional time)…

7D hyperspace + 4D = 11D spacetime

Our physics’ ‘Theory of Everything’ - Unified Strings 21/19 Theory - adds an analysis of time providing a very simple symmetry of 7 aspects of regular time + 4 aspects of hypertime and a very simple symmetry-breaking

3D rs + 7D hs + 7a rt + 4a ht = 21D/a st
D: dimensions, rs: regular space, hs: hyperspace, a: aspects, rt: regular time, ht: hypertime, st: spacetime

English7 letters74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8 is Earth’s primary language. The spoken word is connect74ed to the written word which is based on its alphabet; which is phonetic, pictographic, and has a numerical order based on history, religion, Nature, and science. GOD(=7_4) is The Creator and Simple674 English774 Gematria874 with 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26 is connected to Nature.

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: Good7__4 Friday74 when Jesus74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19 - the king74 of the Judeans74/the Jewish74 Messiah74 - was nailed on74 the Cross74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19 and Y’shua74 was born on 17.4.748 AUC / 4.17.6 BC. July 4, 1776 was encoded by the United States Founding Fathers Freemasons (primarily Grand Masters Benjamin Franklin [PA], George Washington [VA & Continental Army], and John Hancock [MA]).

So is Half Life 3 being released next year or not?
 
Ok, I'll call your bluff. Let's see you do that. I bet you $74 you can't come up with anything significant!

I called the bluff of @RomanesEuntDomus when he said he could do the same thing. He carried on real LOUD about how he could produce a better theory of everything than GOD=7_4. But after just a few days, he gave up and attacked me for something else. He'll probably spin this his way.

"Numbers don't lie."

Yawn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_enigma
 
The ancients observed 7 moving objects in the heavens with the naked eye – known now as the 7 Classical Planets (Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn)

So what... their lack of knowledge of the rest of the solar system isn't really something to be lauded.


Venus has an orbit of 224.7 days: ~7.4 average months (30.4 days).

NASA would disagree with you on how long the orbit is. http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/venus/indepth
 
The negativity bias, also known as the negativity effect, refers to the notion that, even when of equal intensity, things of a more negative nature (e.g. unpleasant thoughts, emotions, or social interactions; harmful/traumatic events) have a greater effect on one's psychological state and processes than do neutral or positive things. In other words, something very positive will generally have less of an impact on a person's behavior and cognition than something equally emotional but negative. The negativity bias has been investigated within many different domains, including the formation of impressions and general evaluations; attention, learning, and memory; and decision-making and risk considerations. - http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_bias
 
Maybe, and bear with me here folks, but what if Brad is setting himself up with a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insanity_defense for when he decides to off a few Miami hookers after a weekend bender with a overpriced 8 ball.
He could just point to page after page of his nonsense here and get off in no time! Genius!
 
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I called the bluff of @RomanesEuntDomus when he said he could do the same thing. He carried on real LOUD about how he could produce a better theory of everything than GOD=7_4. But after just a few days, he gave up and attacked me for something else. He'll probably spin this his way.
Well, since you asked so kindly...

Here's the original claim that I made:
The significance of 7_4 is nonexistent as it's absolutely no problem to find any other given set of numbers (that might even have more than just one digit!) and still end up with just as much "pseudo-evidence".
...so here goes...

Since we all know how much Brad values the scientific method, I'll lay down the methods that I used to disprove the validity of his gematria hocus pocus and to highlight how any arbitrary number system can create supposedly meaningful results.
As a small disclaimer, this is only a very rough outline since I can't be bothered to sink more than a couple of minutes into this, and I don't intend to make you suffer through more of a wall of text than necessary. Once the methodology is laid down, you could easily elaborate this in any desired direction if you're willing to invest the time, so I guess I'll get my point across.

First of all: What numbers did I choose? Since I stated this would even work with numbers that have more than 1 digit, I chose to go the extra mile and took a one digit number and a two digit numner:

5 and 13

I chose them out of convenience, since both numbers already have a certain importance, especially 13, which is seen as a bad luck number and a lot of superstition revolves around it, therefore I figured it would be easy to google stuff for it.

So, how do I employ these? I figured I'd use the simple gematria method of getting the value of a word phrase or name.
A value is considered important when it is equal to a whole-numbered multiple of 5 and 13. Additionally, 18 (13+5) and 8 (13-5) are considered to be of mild importance. Just like Brad ignores the "O" in "God" to get his 7_4 thingy, I decided that for certain numbers, the 0 can be ignored, too (thus, 110 can be shortened to 11).

Now, there's obvious things and trivia to point out like the week being 5 days + weekend or how there was 13 people present at the Last Supper (Jesus + 12 disciples), but I don't want to drag this out too much, just a couple of examples:
This wasn't really by design, more a coincidence, but 5 and 13 are part of the Fibonacci numbers, everything that can be said about the Fibonacci numbers and all the influence/observations on architecture, art, nature etc. can be also applied to my numbers mumbo jumbo.
Additionally, 5 and 13 are 2 of only 3 known Wilson Primes.
5 is the number of platonic solids, 13 is the number of archimedean solids.
5 is the only prime number that's a sum of 2 consecutive prime numbers.
Humans have 5 senses.
Another nice bit of Trivia is, that 13 is the first compound number in germanic languages. Some years have 13 full moons, much to the dismay of monks who used to have to run a calender.
There's also a couple of religious aspects like the aforementioned Last Supper, in certain aspects of Judaism, God has 13 attributes of mercy and the jewish faith has 13 principles, according to some other sect... though I won't claim to be an expert on this, @voiceguy might be able to comment on this.
I guess these are sufficient examples as to highlight how relevant and important the numbers 5 and 13 are, so now off to a more concrete example.

Let's take a very short look at history to see how I apply my methods - specifically, the year 1305 (13|5), which conveniently started on a Friday (5th day of the week):

- On June 5, Clement V became the new pope. He was the 195th (= 15 * 13 = 3 * 5 * 13) pope. Said pope set out to destroy the Templar Knights 2 years later on October (octo means 8), Friday (again: 5th day of the week) the 13th. Philip of France (value of 138, 13 and 8) was of large importance for this plan.
- William Wallace was caught on August (8th month in modern calenders) the 5th.
- Wencelaus III of Bohemia (value of 180 = 18 = 13 + 5) becomes King of Bohemia.
- Ashikaga Takauji (value = 130 = 2 * 5 * 13), who'd later become Shogun in Japan, was born this year.

As we have seen in multiple posts made by Brad, he'll be happy to highlight certain words like "according" for having a gematric value of 74 - and that's supposed to be meaningful somehow. So here's a list of random words with a gematric value of 65 (5*13):
Barack Obama, Prince, White, Music, Florida, Horse, Alphabet, Beloved, State, Poker, Angry, Chandler :) , Breast, Armor, XBox :mad:, King Crab and last but not least: Random.

And a list for the value 135 (13 and 5):
Tiger Woods, Rothschilds, Wall Street, A Bohemian Grove, Stock Exchange, Alien Microchip, Planet X False, Black Monolith, My second Seal, Mount Sinai, Trousers, Lunar Eclipse, Vulgarity, Remember this, Jump the gun, Apostle John, It is in Heaven, God of Baphometh (see how this neatly ties up with the Templar Knights?).

Bonusround: Planet Namek
The name "Namek" has 5 letters, in Japanese (where the name originated from) it has 5 signs (ナメック星). The middle letter is the "M" which is the 13th letter in the alphabet.
One year on Namek is 130 days long (so, 13*5*2). It was destroyed by "Frieza" (value: 65 = 5*13).
This is based on a comic by Akira Toriyama (5 letters + 8 letters = 13).

In conclusion, I feel justified when I say that this kind of numbers hogswash doesn't really say anything meaningful. As I have shown, you can pick any 2 random numbers and look for them whereever you want, the longer you're willing to do numbers crunching, the more likely it is you'll find something eventually. This can by no means be considered proof of a higher scheme or divine plan and is more indicative of the dedication of the one doing the math to find any vague coincidential relation. Attributing certain values to letters to then claim importance when words end up with a certain sum is equally hare brained, since you'll always find ominous, foreboding sounding words when you dig through a dictionary long enough.

This is all very slapdash, I know, but as I said, I didn't want to waste too much time on something that noone aside from Brad would question and Brad will just ignore it anyway. now shower me with :autism: ratings for actually going through with this nonsense...

My original claim was made on september 16. Now's the 29th. 13 days passed since then. Just sayin' ;)
 
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Richard Bradshaw Watson II is 23 letters/symbols. My mother was born on 1/23/23 and was 36 when I was born. We lived at 2336 Ne 5th Ave off 23rd Street. I received 23 chromosomes from her.

Matthew 18:20
"where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst."
Matthew 1:23
THEY SHALL CALL HIS NAME IMMANUEL," which translated means, "GOD WITH US."

23>7
23>4

Accept the new truth that GOD=23!
 
Y'shua74 did nothing of the sort. In Mark 7:26 (7/26 is my birthday), he used an analogy with dogs and non-Hebrews.

That's why he focused almost exclusively on the Jews and with only great reluctance helped that woman after she continued to beg for his help. Also nice job getting the verse wrong boyo, it's Mark 7:25.
Actually, you're both wrong. It was Mark 7:27, thought the woman Jesus was speaking to pointed out the flaw in the analogy.
25 For a certain woman, whose young daughter had an unclean spirit, heard of him, and came and fell at his feet:

26 The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation; and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter.

27 But Jesus said unto her, Let the children first be filled: for it is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it unto the dogs.

28 And she answered and said unto him, Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children's crumbs.

29 And he said unto her, For this saying go thy way; the devil is gone out of thy daughter.

30 And when she was come to her house, she found the devil gone out, and her daughter laid upon the bed.
Sorry, Brad, looks like you were born a day too early.
I called the bluff of @RomanesEuntDomus when he said he could do the same thing. He carried on real LOUD about how he could produce a better theory of everything than GOD=7_4. But after just a few days, he gave up

YankeeTrader,

Let this record show that I called your bluff and you had nothin'. You owe me $74.
If I am wrong, Brad, please feel free to correct me (I know you will anyway) but didn't you once say you started working on your "theory" 25 years ago? And, as shown earlier today, you are still "tweaking" it. Yet you expect others to do the same in a few days? That is arrogance beyond belief. Besides, what you state is pretty pointless. Robert Anton Wilson (co-author of The Illuminatus! Trilogy) summed it up best when he wrote about number patterns in his audio book Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything: "When you start looking for something you tend to find it. This wouldn't be like Simon Newcomb, the great astronomer, who wrote a mathematical proof that heavier than air flight was impossible and published it a day before the Wright brothers took off. I'm talking about people who found a pattern in nature and wrote several scientific articles and got it accepted by a large part of the scientific community before it was generally agreed that there was no such pattern, it was all just selective perception." The only difference is that your ramblings have never been accepted by the scientific community
The following is the just tweaked two-page summary from my book Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4...
What exactly did you tweak? I refuse to dig through pages and pages to find the last time you regurgitated this "theory" all over our nice clean thread just to compare them line by lie until I find a word or number you changed or added.

Still waiting on the picture of your amazing thumb with its three joint lines pointed out. If you can't post that then we'll know you're a compulsive liar suffering from apophenia (Google that).

EDIT: Well done, @RomanesEuntDomus ! You have provided a perfect example of Robert Anton Wilson's contention that one can find numerological significance in anything, provided that one has "sufficient cleverness."
 
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Well, since you asked so kindly...

Here's the original claim that I made:

...so here goes...

Since we all know how much Brad values the scientific method, I'll lay down the methods that I used to disprove the validity of his gematria hocus pocus and to highlight how any arbitrary number system can create supposedly meaningful results.
As a small disclaimer, this is only a very rough outline since I can't be bothered to sink more than a couple of minutes into this, and I don't intend to make you suffer through more of a wall of text than necessary. Once the methodology is laid down, you could easily elaborate this in any desired direction if you're willing to invest the time, so I guess I'll get my point across.

First of all: What numbers did I choose? Since I stated this would even work with numbers that have more than 1 digit, I chose to go the extra mile and took a one digit number and a two digit numner:

5 and 13

I chose them out of convenience, since both numbers already have a certain importance, especially 13, which is seen as a bad luck number and a lot of superstition revolves around it, therefore I figured it would be easy to google stuff for it.

So, how do I employ these? I figured I'd use the simple gematria method of getting the value of a word phrase or name.
A value is considered important when it is equal to a whole-numbered multiple of 5 and 13. Additionally, 18 (13+5) and 8 (13-5) are considered to be of mild importance. Just like Brad ignores the "O" in "God" to get his 7_4 thingy, I decided that for certain numbers, the 0 can be ignored, too (thus, 110 can be shortened to 11).

Now, there's obvious things and trivia to point out like the week being 5 days + weekend or how there was 13 people present at the Last Supper (Jesus + 12 disciples), but I don't want to drag this out too much, just a couple of examples:
This wasn't really by design, more a coincidence, but 5 and 13 are part of the Fibonacci numbers, everything that can be said about the Fibonacci numbers and all the influence/observations on architecture, art, nature etc. can be also applied to my numbers mumbo jumbo.
Additionally, 5 and 13 are 2 of only 3 known Wilson Primes.
5 is the number of platonic solids, 13 is the number of archimedean solids.
5 is the only prime number that's a sum of 2 consecutive prime numbers.
Humans have 5 senses.
Another nice bit of Trivia is, that 13 is the first compound number in germanic languages. Some years have 13 full moons, much to the dismay of monks who used to have to run a calender.
There's also a couple of religious aspects like the aforementioned Last Supper, in certain aspects of Judaism, God has 13 attributes of mercy and the jewish faith has 13 principles, according to some other sect... though I won't claim to be an expert on this, @voiceguy might be able to comment on this.
I guess these are sufficient examples as to highlight how relevant and important the numbers 5 and 13 are, so now off to a more concrete example.

Let's take a very short look at history to see how I apply my methods - specifically, the year 1305 (13|5), which conveniently started on a Friday (5th day of the week):

- On June 5, Clement V became the new pope. He was the 195th (= 15 * 13 = 3 * 5 * 13) pope. Said pope set out to destroy the Templar Knights 2 years later on October (octo means 8), Friday (again: 5th day of the week) the 13th. Philip of France (value of 138, 13 and 8) was of large importance for this plan.
- William Wallace was caught on August (8th month in modern calenders) the 5th.
- Wencelaus III of Bohemia (value of 180 = 18 = 13 + 5) becomes King of Bohemia.
- Ashikaga Takauji (value = 130 = 2 * 5 * 13), who'd later become Shogun in Japan, was born this year.

As we have seen in multiple posts made by Brad, he'll be happy to highlight certain words like "according" for having a gematric value of 74 - and that's supposed to be meaningful somehow. So here's a list of random words with a gematric value of 65 (5*13):
Barack Obama, Prince, White, Music, Florida, Horse, Alphabet, Beloved, State, Poker, Angry, Chandler :) , Breast, Armor, XBox :mad:, King Crab and last but not least: Random.

And a list for the value 135 (13 and 5):
Tiger Woods, Rothschilds, Wall Street, A Bohemian Grove, Stock Exchange, Alien Microchip, Planet X False, Black Monolith, My second Seal, Mount Sinai, Trousers, Lunar Eclipse, Vulgarity, Remember this, Jump the gun, Apostle John, It is in Heaven, God of Baphometh (see how this neatly ties up with the Templar Knights?).

Bonusround: Planet Namek
The name "Namek" has 5 letters, in Japanese (where the name originated from) it has 5 signs (ナメック星). The middle letter is the "M" which is the 13th letter in the alphabet.
One year on Namek is 130 days long (so, 13*5*2). It was destroyed by "Frieza" (value: 65 = 5*13).
This is based on a comic by Akira Toriyama (5 letters + 8 letters = 13).

In conclusion, I feel justified when I say that this kind of numbers hogswash doesn't really say anything meaningful. As I have shown, you can pick any 2 random numbers and look for them whereever you want, the longer you're willing to do numbers crunching, the more likely it is you'll find something eventually. This can by no means be considered proof of a higher scheme or divine plan and is more indicative of the dedication of the one doing the math to find any vague coincidential relation. Attributing certain values to letters to then claim importance when words end up with a certain sum is equally hare brained, since you'll always find ominous, foreboding sounding words when you dig through a dictionary long enough.

This is all very slapdash, I know, but as I said, I didn't want to waste too much time on something that noone aside from Brad would question and Brad will just ignore it anyway. now shower me with :autism: ratings for actually going through with this nonsense...

My original claim was made on september 16. Now's the 29th. 13 days passed since then. Just sayin' ;)

Seems legit and it makes perfect sense. Thank you for not condemning us to lifetimes of torment.
 
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So what... their lack of knowledge of the rest of the solar system isn't really something to be lauded.
We still see the same heavens74 as the ancients with the naked eye. "As Above, So Below" guided the ancients so as to produce today's civilization.

NASA would disagree with you on how long the orbit is. http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/venus/indepth
Wrong. NASA has "Venus' orbit as 225 days". 224.7 is more accurate; that website rounded it off. You knew that, right? Why try to turn that .3 difference into a proof that I AM wrong? That's evil. But you were being led by your subconscious so I could discover...


'Coincidence'?
That NASA site states, "The top level of (Venus') clouds zips around the planet every four Earth days, driven by hurricane-force winds traveling at about 224 miles per hour." Huh. I've never seen that before.

@RomanesEuntDomus / RomanesCuntDouche,
"gematria hocus pocus"
gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1
pocus=74=P16+O15+C3+U21+S19

"So here's a list of random words with a gematric value of 65 (5 x 13):
Barack Obama".
Wrong. It's always important to check your math...


Barack Obama=53/68=B2+A1+R18+A1+C3+K11(36) + O(15)+B2+A1+M13+A1(17/32)
"Brad ignores the "O" in "GOD" to get his 7_4 thingy."
Wrong again. In Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 the circle O is either the 15th letter or zero. Therefore, an underscore _ is used to show this in GOD=7_4=11/26.*


*Synchronism: 14:17 "Why 7 days? Science. The 7 Reasons to..." - CarMax ad on BBC America
 
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Richard Bradshaw Watson II is 23 letters/symbols. My mother was born on 1/23/23 and was 36 when I was born. We lived at 2336 Ne 5th Ave off 23rd Street. I received 23 chromosomes from her.
And you fell for the trick, for this is indeed a trick. Nice going Bret.
 
@RomanesEuntDomus / RomanesCuntDouche,

Wrong. It's always important to check your math...

Barack Obama=53/68=B2+A1+R18+A1+C3+K11(36) + O(15)+B2+A1+M13+A1(17/32)
Whoops. When calculating the value of his name, I actually overlooked the C in Barack.
But I guess people can cut me some slack here, after all I put this together in less than a fortnight - it's not like I can spend almost 3 decades on some convoluted mess of a theory that uses incestuous self-citing as a source.
 
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