Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
How many people have read GOD=7_4 just on this thread including guests? At least 1,000.

Why would they bother to read it when you're constantly being proven wrong? Most people gloss over your rantings and those that don't only read them to see how you've lied or contradicted yourself. To them you're a game. A lot of people on the Kiwi farms have no fucking clue who you are because there are other threads on other nutjobs with just as much ego. I think I'm going to go read the other threads that keep this one company. You know, the one about the guy who got caught jerking off on his cam or the one that features two morbidly obese sisters who eat things on youtube for money. Those people are very likely going to be remembered long after you pass away in an institution or in some tragic story that will be bunched up with all the other "Florida Man" headlines.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear,

No language "was used to build the Tower of Babel", clay bricks were.

@Brad Watson_Miami did a demon really try and take your ribs back in the day?
It was my barbeque beef ribs - pork wasn't kosher.

This is how Brad shows affection. He's the most Tsundare of the cows.
That's a BIG 'coincidence'! I was just thinking about how I AM very Tsundare.

Mighty coarse language for the second coming of Christ, ain't it, Brad?
Yes. It's quite unexpected for the returned Christ, huh?

Love to see some transcripts.
What an internet stalker. Why not find something else to spend your time on? Maybe quilting or pottery?
 
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That's a BIG 'coincidence'! I was just thinking about how I AM very Tsundare.
Quick quiz, Brad: What does Tsundare mean? You may start Googling..................NOW!

What an internet stalker. Why not find something else to spend your time on? Maybe quilting or pottery?
Hey, at least my entire belief system doesn't revolve around posting piles of lies and cow dung on a thread devoted to making fun of me. And at least I've never been banned anywhere (sites controlled by you excluded).
 
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Yes. It's quite unexpected for the returned Christ, huh, douchebag?
I know! It's almost like you're not the returned Christ and nothing but a schizophrenic middle-aged man...
Quick quiz, Brad: What does Tsundare mean? You may start Googling..................NOW!
Like Brad would ever Google anything.
 
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@Postal Dude,

I don't do numerology; I AM a scientist that uses math to explain phenomenon in Nature and human endevour, i.e. Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and GOD=7_4.
That's numerology Brad, gematria and theology with numbers is always numerology bro.:story:
I AM not GOD's servant; I AM God-incarnate.h
Wotcher Brad, you just openly admitted to being God in the flesh again, meaning that you accidentally admitted to praying to yourself to destroy your enemies again.
Millions of people have read it.
Only @voiceguy has the wherewithal and slight amount of tism to read your mind vomit. Besides, erryone knows that Nestor was eaten by the Graboids.
Wrong and that concept of "Alpha number" is also wrong. By beginning with the #704 and converting it to letters, we have 704=GOD. If we start with 7154, we have* 7154=GOD or GAED. If we use commas, we have 7,15,4=GOD or spaces 7 15 4=GOD.

GOD=7+0+4=11 or GOD=7+15+4=26 is correct. It can be simplified to GOD=7_4=11/26.
This of course ignores that 0 = space or as God himself depending on which school of numerology you prescribe to. You're not the consensus Bret.
Wrong. The 7 Unidentified Flying Objects that were seen over Washington DC on July 18, 1952 returned 7 days later. They were alot faster that the US Air Force jets sent to intercept them. Albert Einstein told Pres. Truman to "forget trying to shoot them down" (paraphrased).
Nice lie Brad. No seriously, except for the first incident date that you listed, everything you wrote was a lie. The second sighting occurred eight days later for one thing, second they were just described as fast moving and the air force didn't do jack, and lastly you fabricated the Einstein bit completely... probably because you made it up as an event due to claiming him as a past life.

Note that more than one of the objects were found to be stars or some other mundane object... and that you can fabricate this stuff with a small group of friends.

Seriously... the only end times you're facing is a coffin with no one paying respects to you in.
 
@Kablamo ,

If you haven't posted in this thread, then how could I have Judged you? You can't serve any of a reincarnation sentence in this life.

Apologies, I should have been a little more clear in my previous post.

Let me refresh your memory: I posted in this thread a little over a year and a half ago. You and I had a short, but somewhat respectful discourse concerning the conventional philosophy of the New Testament. You then sentenced me to 1,274 years as a non-human.

I have been really good since then and have refrained from further posting since then. I have doodled god=7_4 on several denominations of currency, and worn clean underpants every single day since then (535 days in a row).

I was hoping you might consider revising my sentence for good behaviour.

Can the last year and a half be considered credited as pre-sentence custody?
 
Remington is the maker of the Bushmaster AR-15-style rifle: a semi-automatic rifle that is too dangerous for the public because it was designed as a military killing machine.
This is wrong, Brad. All of it.
1) Remington didn't make the Ar-15. It was originally designed by ArmaLite (hence the name AR-15), the design sold off to Colt and nowadays, it's made by a huge number of companies, one of which is called "Bushmaster".
2) There's a difference between the civilian variant (namely being semi-automatic) and the one used by the military (which is an assault rifle and thus capable of full-auto fire). Technically, the civilian AR-15 is pretty much the same as any other semi-automatic rifle with the same calibre.
AssaultRifle2.jpg

Point in case: the only notable difference of these two rifles is their looks. A wooden stock doesn't change anything about its operation.

"July 18, 1952, 7 UFOs were seen over Washington, DC." - Aliens and the Founding Fathers, Ancient Aliens (S3/Ep11, 2013) on History Channel
Ah... finally I know what kind of people would take a show that interviewed Axel Stoll seriously. It's pretty much what I expected...

I AM a scientist that uses math to explain phenomenon in Nature and human endevour,
If we plotted a line between you and "being a scientist", its length would exceed the estimated diameter of the universe. You have repeatedly shown to make false claims intentionally, move goalposts, are unable to refute anything that disproves your claims, your methods are heavily biased and your theories are largely inconsistent even within themselves.

How many people have read GOD=7_4 just on this thread including guests? At least 1,000.
And not a single one was impressed or convinced, you know.
 
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"Keep in mind that Pittsburgh scored 74 points in its last two games." - commenting on the upset Dolphin victory over the Steelers. - Ch 7 FOX 10/16/16 22:25

Let me refresh your memory: I posted in this thread a little over a year and a half ago. You and I had a short, but somewhat respectful discourse concerning the conventional philosophy of the New Testament.
Do you have a page number and post number for your Judgment?

You then sentenced me to 1,274 years as a non-human.
And why did I do that? How many years non-commutable?

I have been really good since then and have refrained from further posting since then. I have doodled god=7_4 on several denominations of currency, and worn clean underpants every single day since then (535 days in a row).
I didn't Judge you for wearing dirty underpants. If I had known about that, your sentence would have been higher. But keep in mind, that even though God-incarnate does not know stuff like that, GOD is omniscient.

I was hoping you might consider revising my sentence for good behavior.
We have to go back and review the record. But, I usually don't provide for revising a sentence for good behavior. Have you done any verifiable community service? (Wearing clean underpants doesn't count.)

Can the last year and a half be considered credited as pre-sentence custody?
No. But if you were able to pick what animal you could be reincarnated as, what would it be?

That's numerology Brad, gematria and theology with numbers is always numerology
Wrong. Have you studied numerology? If yes, what books have you ready on numerology? Every fuckin' person here and everywhere that calls my theories, "Numerology" has been guilty of never researching numerology. You and they just figure, "I don't need to study numerology to know that what you're professing as science is numerology, therefore, I get to just dismiss it without anymore consideration or research."

Brad, you just openly admitted to being God in the flesh again, meaning that you accidentally admitted to praying to yourself to destroy your enemies again.
I AM God-incarnate. I don't pray to myself although I do have discussions with myself in the future. I have NO enemies, although I have plenty of opposition - like you for example.

Only @voiceguy has the wherewithal and slight amount of tism to read your mind vomit. Besides, erryone knows that Nestor was eaten by the Graboids.
Wrong. That was a possibility until @Kablamo started wearing clean underpants. That has had quite a ripple effect throughout this quadrant of the galaxy. Nestor was spared and other catastrophes were avoided.

This of course ignores that 0 = space or as God himself depending on which school of numerology you prescribe to. You're not the consensus Brad.
1, 10, 100, 1,000,000, etc. You are going to tell me that "0 = space" in those examples? Cleary wrong. And I AM the world's leading expert on Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and GOD=7_4.

Nice lie Brad. No seriously, except for the first incident date that you listed, everything you wrote was a lie. The second sighting occurred eight days later for one thing
You're an asshole. First, I bet $74 you never even heard of this Washington DC UFO event until now. Second, saying, "7 days later" by memory when it was 8 days is not a lie! It's a small mistake made by memory.
 
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I'm still waiting for him to tell me why Hurricanes are part of his theory but not Typhoons :c
Because I went to Univ. of Miami. If I went to Hong Kong Univ., then I would mention typhoons.

64 knots = 74 mph (Check those rounded-off numbers, will ya sweetheart?)

The encyclopedia of Occult Sciences. You do numerology Bradford.
Author, publisher, year?

@RomanesEuntDomus,

Are you a gun lover? Do you think semi-automatic rifles should be available to the public? Do you feel that gun manufacturers are liable for how their guns are used?
 
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Wrong. Have you studied numerology? If yes, what books have you ready on numerology? Every fuckin' person here and everywhere that calls my theories, "Numerology" has been guilty of never researching numerology. You and they just figure, "I don't need to study numerology to know that what you're professing as science is numerology, therefore, I get to just dismiss it without anymore consideration or research."
This is of course why you claimed inspiration from a numerology book. Y'know, the same one @voiceguy read through when you mentioned it and he found you didn't even read it yourself? Besides, you are using numerology as a means of apologetics; it has as much to do with science and math as me critiquing your use of words does... speaking of which:

You can't even use the word "theory" correctly.:story:
I AM God-incarnate. I don't pray to myself although I do have discussions with myself in the future. I have NO enemies, although I have plenty of opposition - like you for example.
"I am God in the flesh!" ~ Brad Watson

Note that by this very statement, you have to be praying to yourself whenever you invoke God into your spiels. Sorry mate, but you are admitting to being so arrogant and delusional that you place yourself as your own deity.
Wrong. That was a possibility until @Kablamo started wearing clean underpants. That has had quite a ripple effect throughout this quadrant of the galaxy. Nestor was spared and other catastrophes were avoided.
The only thing Nestor has that's worth a shit is booze to make a potato gun to kill flying fart monsters.
1, 10, 100, 1,000,000, etc. You are going to tell me that "0 = space" in those examples? Cleary wrong. And I AM the world's leading expert on Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and GOD=7_4.
Actually I will. Why? because it's still denoting spacing, in this case to show what's called positional notation. Besides, calling yourself an expert don't mean the thing you claim skill in is worth anything. Heck, we can even refute your expertise considering the endless fuck-ups you wrought in your methods.
You're an asshole. First, I bet $74 you never even heard of this Washington DC UFO event until now. Second, saying, "7 days later" by memory when it was 8 days is not a lie! It's a small mistake made by memory.
"How dare you reveal I intentionally fudged the numbers like the dishonest asshole I am!" ~ Brad Watson
 
@RomanesEuntDomus,

Are you a gun lover? Do you think semi-automatic rifles should be available to the public? Do you feel that gun manufacturers are liable for how their guns are used?
I assume you're trying to dialogue with him on the topic because he displayed how misinformed you are?
 
I assume you're trying to dialogue with him on the topic because he displayed how misinformed you are?
More like he wants to sperg about how guns are absolutely haram because.

I mean, it's not like the main culprits in shootings and murders are pistols, or that the sheer amount of the guns in the country makes banning them worthless.
 
1, 10, 100, 1,000,000, etc. You are going to tell me that "0 = space" in those examples? Cleary wrong. And I AM the world's leading expert on Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and GOD=7_4.


You're an asshole. First, I bet $74 you never even heard of this Washington DC UFO event until now. Second, saying, "7 days later" by memory when it was 8 days is not a lie! It's a small mistake made by memory.
And you insist 0=space in 704? Also clearly wrong! It's one way or the other, dude, in mathematics you can't say it works for this but not for that. I learned in seventh grade there are no exceptions in mathematical laws. Maybe if you'd done your homework you would know that.

Speaking of doing your homework, when you state something as a fact and research shows that fact to be untrue then you made a false statement. And what is a lie? A false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive. You were so intent on proving the importance of 7 that you didn't bother to research what really happened, you just blithely stated a lie as fact in the hope that we would buy into your pet "theory". It's like you saying you were Confucius and Pythagoras, who lived at the same time -- a lie. It's like you saying you were Vishnu but not Buddha, when Buddha was an avatar of Vishnu -- a lie. It's like you saying you are a reincarnation of Vishnu when Vishnu is immortal -- a lie. They are not mistakes, they are false statements made with deliberate intent to deceive. You don't get to backpedal when your lies are revealed.
64 knots = 74 mph (Check those rounded-off numbers, will ya sweetheart?)
You call yourself a scientist? Scientists don't round off, they deal in precise facts. 64 knots = 73.6499 mph. 64.3042 knots = 74 mph. Take your pick.
 
64 knots = 74 mph (Check those rounded-off numbers, will ya sweetheart?)

1.1507 * 64 = 73.6448 mph

Of course you would just round numbers to whatever direction suits the narrative in your head. Bottom line is, It's still not 74 mph when converted. It's just not, Brad. The reason why this matters is...

I AM not GOD's servant; I AM God-incarnate.* I AM the number 174 programmer and I AM constantly working with GOD: the 'all-inclusive system as a whole', this 'Universe as quantum computer'.

Programming with numbers and computers doesn't work that way, Brad. Science doesn't work that way. Computers calculate with specificity. Scientists don't round things up. A Scientist who rounds things up or down is a shitty scientist and would most likely kill himself or others with calculations. Imagine rounding up the amount of uranium-235 needed to create stable nuclear fission? That would go over well, I imagine.

It's average dumb humans that round shit up or down to make it easy to remember or work with because most of us are generally idiots in this aspect and have weak minds for storing data like that.

And because it's a human characteristic to round numbers so our minds can generally deal with them better, it means that your statement of 74 mph cannot be a product of GOD'S QUANTUM COMPUTER if you can only achieve it by applying a human crutch to it.

Because I went to Univ. of Miami. If I went to Hong Kong Univ., then I would mention typhoons.

You're supposed to be God-incarnate. It shouldn't matter where you went to school. Let's review an actual official monitoring notice from The Joint Typhoon Warning Center. This is where the Weather Channel gets it's information from and is the main center for tracking and recording Typhoons for pretty much all of humanity.

http://www.usno.navy.mil/NOOC/nmfc-ph/RSS/jtwc/warnings/wp2416web.txt

Notice how it's all measured in Knots? Not MPH or KPH? Knots are the universal Nautical measurement throughout the world. MPH isn't. KPH isn't. That's why storm winds over the ocean are measured in Knots and when a Tropical Depression reaches 65 (Or fuck it... 64.. IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER) Knots, it's considered a Typhoon or Hurricane. MPH and KPH are just applied to it so people like YOU can imagine what a Knot is.

The point isn't to argue convenient math practices of conversion and rounding. The point is you're basing your observation of "GOD'S FINGERPRINT" or whatever on a small, local unit of measurement (mph) that isn't really how storms like this are recorded, tracked and monitored beyond CNN and the Weather Channel broadcasts to the masses.

Jim Cantore on the weather channel didn't invent this and isn't in charge of how this happens. When he says 74 MPH, he's just using a converted, then rounded number to make it easy for you.
 
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do you still eat kosher now oh god incarnate?
No. I was raised Presbyterian. But pork is not good for you; I eat too much bacon.

1.1507 * 64 = 73.6448 mph. Of course you would just round numbers to whatever direction suits the narrative in your head. Bottom line is, It's still not 74 mph when converted. It's just not, Brad.
That's false. And what is "1.1507"? 64 knots = 73.6448 mph. Most people would round-that-off to 74. Is 73.6448 the complete number or does it continue further to more decimals? Is it an irrational number? I've never heard any scientist or weatheman say, "The storm is now a hurricane since it's sustained winds have receached 73.6448 mph." You're argument is not based in reality.

Programming with numbers and computers doesn't work that way, Brad.
Actually, programming works with what is programmed into the computer. If there is a restriction to the length of decimals an irrational number is going to be expressed as, then that's part of the program. The classic example of this is pi 3.14 or 3.14159 will succesfully detemine almost all functions of pi. Do you know any examples where a problem requires more decimal points of pi to solve the problem? The lunar cycle is another example. I've never heard any astronomer refer to the lunar cycle as 29.503, they just say 29.5 because that really small change after that is just that.

Science doesn't work that way. Computers calculate with specificity. Scientists don't round things up. A Scientist who rounds things up or down is a shitty scientist and would most likely kill himself or others with calculations.
That's false. It all depends on what exactly is being focused on. GOD=7_4 includes 74, not 73.6 or 73.64 or 73. 644 or 73.6448 or...although those numbers are all properly rounded-off to 74. You are not willing to accept the program/algorithm/code of GOD=7_4, that's a "shitty scientist who would most likely kill himself or others" with your lack of understanding due to your non-scientific dogma.

You're supposed to be God-incarnate.
I AM.

It shouldn't matter where you went to school.
It doesn't.

Let's review an actual official monitoring notice from The Joint Typhoon Warning Center. This is where the Weather Channel gets it's information from and is the main center for tracking and recording Typhoons for pretty much all of humanity.

http://www.usno.navy.mil/NOOC/nmfc-ph/RSS/jtwc/warnings/wp2416web.txt

Notice how it's all measured in knots? Not MPH or KPH? Knots are the universal Nautical measurement throughout the world. MPH isn't. KPH isn't. That's why storm winds over the ocean are measured in knots and when a Tropical Depression reaches 65 (Or fuck it... 64.. IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER) Knots, it's considered a Typhoon or Hurricane. MPH and KPH are just applied to it so people like YOU can imagine what a Knot is.
Fuck you. I knew what knots were when all you could do was suck your thumb and roll around getting your diaper in knots.

The point isn't to argue convenient math practices of conversion and rounding.
Actually, that is the point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20.

The point is you're basing your observation of "GOD'S FINGERPRINT" or whatever on a small, local unit of measurement (mph) that isn't really how storms like this are recorded, tracked and monitored beyond CNN and the Weather Channel broadcasts to the masses.
You forgot local TV and radio broadcasts as well as all Internet weather forecasting. I've never heard knots used in describing a cyclone (hurricane/typhoon)

Jim Cantore on the weather channel didn't invent this and isn't in charge of how this happens. When he says 74 MPH, he's just using a converted, then rounded number to make it easy for you.
Wrong. Every weatherman and person reporting on hurricanes that in any way come near the United States uses miles-per-hour. You're obviously a 41521385217. Of course, that could be just rounded-off to 4, but then that would leave some guess work.
 
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