Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!!!!
6 A long time later the Lord said to me, “Go at once to the Euphrates and get the underwear that I commanded you to hide there.” 7 So I went to the Euphrates and dug up the underwear and got it from the place where I had hidden it, but it was ruined—of no use at all.
So why do you wear it every day?! Having holes in your underwear doesn't make it holy.
 
I was convicted of three felonies: (1) Resisting arrest with violence. I resisted arrest from a guy in a mall security uniform. I didn't assault him at all - I've never struck anyone - the arresting officer lied. (2) Grand theft of something $300+. I did steal two photos that were not worth $300. A couple months later, I bought the book by the photographer with those two photos for $25. (3) Driving with a suspended license* multiple times. I didn't even know this could become a felony. No one ever told me I could get a 'hardship license' (work-only). I got one and then paid some tickets, and I got my regular driving license back.

I did NOT hire an attorney for any of these offenses; I had a public defender. If I had hired a private attorney, I may not have been convicted of these offenses and could have had them expunshed from my record.


*Synchronism: 16:20 "Dad, one second I was driving and..." - Subaru ad on BBC America

Expunged.

Also: three felonies = felony(6) felony(6) felony(6) = 666 = Brad confirmed antichrist.
 
This is what I get for having a busy day today. See, Brad, my life doesn't revolve around this thread like yours does.) Okay, here we go again.
According to Revelation 5:1, only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can produce the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'.

I'm sorry bud. But that's not even remotely close to what Revelation 5:1 says.

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Ya, almost all other Bible translations refer to it as a "scroll". I've produced the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" (Rev 5:1). What don't you understand?!
You're missing the point (as usual). GOD is the one sitting on the throne holding the "book/scroll" (which you will notice is written within and on the backside, not on the front side like the one you wrote) containing His prophecy. Christ is "the Lamb that Was Slain", who is the only one capable of physically breaking those seals.
You are constantly twisting my words. Find that exact post and then you'll know exactly what I said.
Of course you want me to, since you know it can't be found:
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No doubt your original account was deleted because too many people complained about you sperging on their Facebook pages (23 that you passed judgment on, although I may have missed some). Facebook doesn't take kindly to that. By the way, whatever happened to The Center for the United of Religions on Earth (The C.U.R.E.)? Did your attempt at uniting religions by claiming to be the reincarnation of every religious icon in the history of Earth insult so many people that Facebook deleted that as well?
Possibly you think E=mc2 is the most famous math equation?
Do you even know what E=mc2 means?
Now that's been surpassed by GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4; FIG=6|7.
Those are not mathematical equations. "_" and "|" are not mathematical terms or symbols.
Have you ever even hit a golf bol?
No, I don't think anyone here has hit a bowl of golf, including you.
Thought - especially GOD/FOD's thought - is the fastest and most powerful thing in this universe! Thought - being massless - can travel faster-than-light, go back in time and produce a new chain-of-events resulting in non-coincidental synchronic reactions. This is known as retrocausality.
Thank you, Brad. This was the exact argument you used when you claimed your judgment of me went back in time and caused my wife's death, murderer.
Don't call me "Dude".
Chill out, Dude.
Good golfers always know where they are in reference to par. Only hackers don't keep score.

Do you bowl? Do you keep score? Only the really shitty bowlers and beginners don't keep score.
I know this is an alien concept to your brain, Brad, but some people only play these games for fun and exercise.
I AM omni-religious
There are so many fundamental differences between religions that to say you are "omni-religious" is an oxymoron (Google that).
a scientist who has proven karma and reincarnation.
1. You are not a scientist. Going to Johns Hopkins to pursue a music degree does not automatically make you a scientist. 2. You have "proven" nothing.
Ya, those who try golf, really suck at it and never try again, always say, "It's boring."
I prefer Mark Twain's description: "Golf is a good walk spoiled."
I AM the leading expert on Jesus son of Joseph's birthday on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.
Anytime you can't back up what you say, you claim to be "the leading expert" on that subject -- even though no one else in the field has ever heard of you. Then when we refuse to accept that on face value:
@Beezertheturnip,

There's certainly no requirement for the 2nd Coming of the Christ to be fluent in Hebrew. I would estimate that 95% of those who are fluent in Hebrew don't recognize that Y'shua bar Yosef was the promised messiah to the Jewish people.

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/19/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
You make a flying leap to "you've judged me".
What? I thought you were the leading expert? Anyway, Molnar does not use astronomy (science) to prove his claim, he uses astrology (superstition).
However, many Christians now either believe in or are open-minded to reincarnation.
Let's see what Christians have to say about reincarnation. Spoiler button, please:
"As it happens, there are Christian sects that believe in reincarnation, but as far as I am aware they all arose in the 19th and 20th centuries under the strong influence of the esoteric Theosophy movement. They generally can be grouped together under the “Liberal Catholic” movement, though not all Liberal Catholic groups espouse Theosophy and some are trying to distance themselves from it. Nonetheless the concepts of reincarnation and Christian resurrection are not compatible, as the others have noted." -- John Grantham, delegate at German Old Catholic synod since 2007, parish council member in Berlin, raised Anglican/Episcopal
"One reason Christians don’t believe in reincarnation—the belief that we come back to life over and over again—is because they believe in heaven.
After all, if heaven is real (as Christians believe), then there isn’t any need for an endless cycle of dying and coming back to Earth. In fact, why would we want to return time and time again to the pain and insecurities of this life? Ahead of us is the glory of heaven! As the Bible says, “I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us” (Romans 8:18).
There is, however, another reason why Christians reject the idea of reincarnation. It is this: No matter how long we lived—or how many lives we had—we could never erase the stain of sin that keeps us from God. In other words, we could never reach perfection. But God loves us and has provided the way for all our sins to be forgiven. That way is Jesus Christ, who died as the one final sacrifice for our sins.
Don’t be misled by false hopes or deceptive dreams that will only take you down the wrong path. Instead, face your own need of God and by faith commit yourself to Jesus Christ. In Him we have hope—hope for this life and hope for life with Him in heaven forever." -- Billy Graham
"The whole thrust of the Bible opposes reincarnation. It shows that man is the special creation of God, created in God’s image with both a material body and an immaterial soul and spirit. He is presented as distinct and unique from all other creatures—angels and the animal kingdom alike. The Bible teaches that at death, while man’s body is mortal, decays and returns to dust, his soul and spirit continue on either in a place of torments for those who reject Christ or in paradise (heaven) in God’s presence for those who have trusted in the Savior. Both categories of people will be resurrected, one to eternal judgment and the other to eternal life with a glorified body (John 5:25-29). The emphatic statement of the Bible, as will be pointed out below, is that “it is appointed unto men once to die and after that the judgment” (Heb. 9:27). This statement and the concept that mankind’s creation in God’s image is unique from the animals and even angels stand totally opposed to the idea of reincarnation—dying and coming back as another person or in the form of an animal or insect. The claim of some that they have information of past history is nothing more than some kind of encounter with demonic powers who have been present throughout history." -- Bible.org
"The Bible makes no mention of reincarnation, but there are several biblical passages that set forth how a necessary purification occurs and whether we are granted more than one lifetime. The Letter to the Colossians states the Christian understanding: “When you were dead in your trespasses . . . God made you alive together with him (Christ) when he forgave us all our trespasses, erasing the record that stood against us with its legal demands. He set this aside, nailing it to the cross” (2:13, 14). And the Letter to the Hebrews responds to the question of “more than one lifetime?” in saying that it is “appointed for mortals to die once, and after that the judgment” (9: 27).
If the record of all our trespasses has been erased, there is no need to come back again and again trying to expunge, by dint of our own striving, the negative imprints on that record. The central message of the gospel is that our fulfillment is not our doing or the result of our own efforts, but rather a gift of God’s grace. So neither one nor many lives can be adequate for reaching perfection. At the heart of Christian faith stands a Savior. “This saying is sure and worthy of full acceptance,” wrote the apostle Paul: “that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners” (1 Timothy 1: 15)." -- americamagazine.org

Saved the best for last:

"Many people ask themselves: Do Christians Believe In Reincarnation? The answer is No, belief in reincarnation is absolutely incompatible with faith in the resurrection since it preaches separation between spirit and matter. Many Christians support it because they do not recognize their own faith, and this has led to much confusion on the subject." -- See entire article at http://reincarnationafterdeath.com/do-christians-believe-in-reincarnation/
I AM a Messianic Jew and we correctly believe that Y'shua bar Yosef was the prophesied Messiah. We are able to distinguish between G-D and God-incarnate as He first appeared in Scripture in the Guardin' of Eden.
That's pretty specific for someone who claims to be "omni-religious".
You need to cease and desist. @Gene Parmesan is dead and @voiceguy 's wife is dead.
That's a pretty meaningless threat unless you are claiming to have had a hand in their deaths.
Nefilem" - Genasis 6:4. Nefilem=64=N14+E5+F6+I9+L12+E5+M13*.
First, it's Nephilim, spell it right, you illiterate moron.
And what exactly makes you the "leading expert"?
His own mind.
If I had hired a private attorney, I may not have been convicted of these offenses and could have had them expunsed from my record.
It's "expunged". If English really was God's Holy Language (which it ain't), one would think the Second Coming of Christ would be able to use and spell it correctly, DUDE.
Expunged.
Ninjad by bacterium yet again.
 
I was convicted of three felonies: (1) Resisting arrest with violence. I resisted arrest from a guy in a mall security uniform. I didn't assault him at all - I've never struck anyone - the arresting officer lied. (2) Grand theft of something $300+. I did steal two photos that were not worth $300. A couple months later, I bought the book by the photographer with those two photos for $25. (3) Driving with a suspended license* multiple times. I didn't even know this could become a felony. No one ever told me I could get a 'hardship license' (work-only). I got one and then paid some tickets, and I got my regular driving license back.

I did NOT hire an attorney for any of these offenses; I had a public defender. If I had hired a private attorney, I may not have been convicted of these offenses and could have had them expunsed from my record.


*Synchronism: 16:20 "Dad, one second I was driving and..." - Subaru ad on BBC America

The photographs were worth that much because the guy was in the process of having the photos published.

If you met an author you liked and they had written a soon-to-be published book would you think it's okay to print a chapter or two without the author's consent? Do you understand why the author might be angry if someone did such a thing?

The fact you think "The book came out a few months later and I bought it" somehow makes it less of a crime is pretty telling. To regular people it makes you seem like an entitled asshole who thinks his only crime was timing and not the act of stealing sensitive material itself.
 
If you believe that (the Nefilem) are alive, what are they doing and/or where do they live? I'm curious
Bi-curious?* Nefilem are currently living in Trump Tower NYC - 66th Floor.


Synchronism: 16:41 "I'm puzzled by you reversing our course." - Star Trek: TNG
 
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The photographs were worth that much because the guy was in the process of having the photos published.

If you met an author you liked and they had written a soon-to-be published book would you think it's okay to print a chapter or two without the author's consent? Do you understand why the author might be angry if someone did such a thing?

The fact you think "The book came out a few months later and I bought it" somehow makes it less of a crime is pretty telling. To regular people it makes you seem like an entitled asshole who thinks his only crime was timing and not the actual act he committed.


Also, knowing a few things about photography, 300 bucks for 2 photos is perfectly reasonable if it's a decently sized archival quality print. Photgraphers don't live the high life to begin with, so stealing from one is pretty fucking low.
 
@YankeeTrader ,

Affluenza is not even a real word! The lawyer had some bols to use it in that teenager's defense.

Again, what do you have a problem with below?

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"Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred sixty-six." - Revelation 13:18


Donald Trump = 666 Antichrist

Using Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26, we find...

evil=48=E5+V22+I9+L12
Now we add 48 to each letter and we have the Evil 48 Code of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, giving us

Donald Trump = 666 = D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64

Donald Trump has always suffered from affluenza. He's Richie Rich, super-greedy, super-boastful, a compulsive and pathological liar, a bigot, misogynist, quick to bomb, super-inconsiderate, etc.

Tony Schwartz - the ghost-writer of The Art of the Deal - says, "He is an unrepentant liar... Trump cares less about those in need - he considers them losers... The only way to get his attention is to revere him... My writing this book 30 years ago was a mistake, I did it for the money."

All of Trump's actions are the opposite of the Christ, which means he's an antichrist. But he's not the Bible's prophesied "1st Beast"/ Antichrist...

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist who was "the great deceiver, ruler of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". - Revelation Chapter 12-13

George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist who "exercised all the power/authority of the 1st Beast"... He "brought down fire from the heavens in the sight of everyone" (Rev 13:12-13) with the "destruction of Babylon" (Iraq War) - (Rev Ch 14, 16-18).

Pope Benedict XVI was the "False Prophet".

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell".

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"
 
Affluenza is not even a real word! The lawyer had some bols to use it in that teenager's defense.

Again, what do you have a problem with below?


1. I wasn't breaking your balls on the word affluenza. Also, http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/affluenza
2. I have a problem with pretty much everything below, as it's poorly articulated bullshit.

Triple felon @Brad Watson_Miami

You didn't answer my question about the cause of your suspended license.
 
Nefilem are currently living in Trump Tower NYC - 66th Floor.

You mean, the one that only has 58 floors?
And once again, Brad is caught in a lie that he will claim was a mistake.
@YankeeTrader ,

Affluenza is not even a real word! The lawyer had some bols to use it in that teenager's defense.

Again, what do you have a problem with below?

-----------------------------------------------​

"Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred sixty-six." - Revelation 13:18


Donald Trump = 666 Antichrist

Using Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26, we find...

evil=48=E5+V22+I9+L12
Now we add 48 to each letter and we have the Evil 48 Code of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, giving us

Donald Trump = 666 = D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64

Donald Trump has always suffered from affluenza. He's Richie Rich, super-greedy, super-boastful, a compulsive and pathological liar, a bigot, misogynist, quick to bomb, super-inconsiderate, etc.

Tony Schwartz - the ghost-writer of The Art of the Deal - says, "He is an unrepentant liar... Trump cares less about those in need - he considers them losers... The only way to get his attention is to revere him... My writing this book 30 years ago was a mistake, I did it for the money."

All of Trump's actions are the opposite of the Christ, which means he's an antichrist. But he's not the Bible's prophesied "1st Beast"/ Antichrist...

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist who was "the great deceiver, ruler of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". - Revelation Chapter 12-13

George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist who "exercised all the power/authority of the 1st Beast"... He "brought down fire from the heavens in the sight of everyone" (Rev 13:12-13) with the "destruction of Babylon" (Iraq War) - (Rev Ch 14, 16-18).

Pope Benedict XVI was the "False Prophet".

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell".

Now you can't tell GOD, "I didn't know!"
You know, the more you vomit that sperg the less people read it, Dude.
 
And once again, Brad is caught in a lie that he will claim was a mistake.

See... here's the thing, if someone makes mistakes as often as Brad does, they become indistinguishable from lies. Either way, the person telling them cannot be counted on for the truth. It's a minor detail if that's because they're a crazy liar or a fucking idiot. Brad chooses for us to think he's the latter, and somehow, he thinks it saves his reputation as a scholar.

Gotta admit, that's funny.
 
Yes.


No. And why would you want to kill them? That's evil. "Thou shall not kill."

That is not actually what is said in the Ten Commandments, you realize. There is a difference between
לא תרצח

and

לא תהרג

This should be quite clear to you Brad, as people in this thread as recently as today have cited you to Bible passages in which God commands the killing of people, in punishment for certain crimes, for instance.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

Hey man. I took the liberty of fleshing out your 666 Statement. What do you think? Seems pretty much on par with the rest of it, yeah?


"Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man, and his number is six hundred sixty-six." - Revelation 13:18


Donald Trump = 666 Antichrist

Using Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 and 'the key'74 of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26, we find...

evil=48=E5+V22+I9+L12
Now we add 48 to each letter and we have the Evil 48 Code of A=49, B=50, C=51...Z=74, giving us

Donald Trump = 666 = D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64

Donald Trump has always suffered from affluenza. He's Richie Rich, super-greedy, super-boastful, a compulsive and pathological liar, a bigot, misogynist, quick to bomb, super-inconsiderate, etc.

Tony Schwartz - the ghost-writer of The Art of the Deal - says, "He is an unrepentant liar... Trump cares less about those in need - he considers them losers... The only way to get his attention is to revere him... My writing this book 30 years ago was a mistake, I did it for the money."

All of Trump's actions are the opposite of the Christ, which means he's an antichrist. But he's not the Bible's prophesied "1st Beast"/ Antichrist...

Brad -4 Watson-6 (6|4 False God FOD) = Convicted of 3 Felonies Felony(6) Felony (6) Felony (6) was the "666 3rd Beast"/Antichrist who was "the great deceiver, false god, and unrepentant sinner against the word of god"

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist who was "the great deceiver, ruler of the world, lied to all nations, and was wounded yet lived". - Revelation Chapter 12-13

George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist who "exercised all the power/authority of the 1st Beast"... He "brought down fire from the heavens in the sight of everyone" (Rev 13:12-13) with the "destruction of Babylon" (Iraq War) - (Rev Ch 14, 16-18).

Pope Benedict XVI was the "False Prophet".

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast that everyone must have to buy or sell".
 
See... here's the thing, if someone makes mistakes as often as Brad does, they become indistinguishable from lies. Either way, the person telling them cannot be counted on for the truth. It's a minor detail if that's because they're a crazy liar or a fucking idiot. Brad chooses for us to think he's the latter, and somehow, he thinks it saves his reputation as a scholar.

Gotta admit, that's funny.


And then he responded by fucking up straight away. Not pause, no break.. from one wrong thing to the next.
 
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