Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Brad Watson_Miami What are all these synchronisms you talk about, and what do they have to do with anything?
They are meaningless coincidences that Brad attributes with a very high value.

The funny thing is that he forces his supposed gf to flip through channels, so he has both hands free to shitpost about said coincidences.
 
Your knowledge on Jesus is rather limited, Dick.
Not at all, Pussy.

As has been said, he beat up a group of merchants and money lenders with a whip.
Y'shua did not. Ya, we've * been over this before. Like the picture shows, he threatened the merchants and money lenders with a whip without ever actually using it

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He also cursed a fig tree for being barren.
And that's an example of what? The FIG=6|7 Code?


Synchronism: 19:24 "I'll give you a good slash." - Major Buns tells Radar
 
They are meaningless coincidences that Brad attributes with a very high value.

The funny thing is that he forces his supposed gf to flip through channels, so he has both hands free to shitpost about said coincidences.

A large percentage of his synchronisms require him to fudge numbers or misquote people thereby rendering them totally worthless.
 
Brad takes photos because they weren't worth much to him.
Then why would I take them? You're so lost. You can't find your ass even when your nose is up it.

Government takes Brad's right to vote because it wasn't worth much to them.
Wrong. The wealthy whites took the right-to-vote away from the poor blacks. Dumbshit.
 
Y'shua did not. Ya, we've * been over this before. Like the picture shows, he threatened the merchants and money lenders with a whip without ever actually using it
Yeah, he just forcefully chased them out of the temple with his group of friends, overturned a couple tables and poured their goods into the street. Perfectly peaceful :story:
On a scale of 1 to "Brad flipping his shit over a Miami Dolphins Game and ending up in jail" where would you rate this?
And that's an example of what? The FIG=6|7 Code?
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Alternatively, that particular passage might be a reference to Nestor, stating it's barren and your theory is a load of baloney.
 
Y'shua did not. Ya, we've * been over this before. Like the picture shows, he threatened the merchants and money lenders with a whip without ever actually using it

Shouldn't you be referring to Jesus as I, not he? Anyway, he did flip the fuck over some tables though. Do you still do that as your party piece?
 
Then why would I take them? You're so lost. You can't find your ass even when your nose is up it.


Wrong. The wealthy whites took the right-to-vote away from the poor blacks. Dumbshit.

I really hope you don't talk to your girlfriend like that. Why call people names over a simple misunderstanding?
 
Yeah, he just forcefully chased them out of the temple with his group of friends, overturned a couple tables and poured their goods into the street. Perfectly peaceful.
I never said he was "perfectly peaceful". You certainly twist words to fit your antichrist agenda. I said, "Jesus never harmed anyone".

Alternatively, that particular passage might be a reference to Nestor, stating it's barren and your theory is a load of baloney.
Uh...

I really hope you don't talk to your girlfriend like that. Why call people names over a simple misunderstanding?
You're right, asshole.
 
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It's 7:41 pm, so I AM turning to ABC to watch the 50th Anniversary of Charlie Brown and The Great Pumpkin. It debuted when I was 7-years-old.
 
@Bethari,

Stick that warning up your ass and be careful when you do.

But you can't call me a felon.
Is that because you never committed a felon or is it because you never got caught?
 
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