Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Kartoffel,

You've very rudely judged me several times, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/23/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances - birth defects.

Note: You can repent...



c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my Ignore list.


Oh forgive me for the futile attempt to initiate an academic level discussion with you by trying to get you to provide us with your sources.
Also your judgement is nothing but a big joke. I'll be so nice to explain in detail.
You've very rudely judged me several times, therefore...
NO, I did not judge you - yet. I saw with what you presented me and came to a conclusion. But I and am still open for you to change my mind via the scientific way. And that includes sources. If some of my word choices were a little bit rude you can attribute that to the common tone here on the boards. Just trying to fit in.

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/23/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

What exactly? I feel your judgement clearly lacking in professionality. What are the exact crimes that I commited? I'd like to list you the exact instances, so I know what exactly I need to repent for. Also for others to learn from my grave mistakes, so they don't repeat my terrible presumptuousness and ask for concrete evidence sources.
Also, for all the powers god invested into you I'd have it really appreciated if he had put in the efford to spell out my damnation in my native language.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life,

Woe me! For there exist obviously something like luck, although you made clear that there is not a thing like coincidence which relies on the same principles.

then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years

And what happens instead? Will I have to stay in a big waiting queue and listen to endless repeats of Taylor Swift songs? Or will I be reincarnted as a Hinduist and reincarnate through the animal and plant kingdom until I go the Buddism route and archieve nirvana?
Actually animals and plants are one with the Self, it's our ability to think like we do, that causes the dissonance in the first place.

with 74 years non-commutable.


Dammit, that means it'll take me months to catch up with the Simpsons. Woe me!

When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances - birth defects.

Born-again? Does that mean I have to join Jehova's Witnesses? Regarding other stuff, how exactly are birth defects hellish circumstances? They can be the consequence of those, but are definitely not the same.
Also you truely show how much you respect god's creation by impliing that some of us are lesser just because of birth defects. Every live can have its merits - yes even yours. Also something that you are born with bothers you normaly less than somehting you aquire later, because it's normal.

Note: You can repent...

I would, but I don't know what I have to repent! Please give me the sources so I can reach understanding.
 
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Oh forgive me for the futile attempt to initiate an academic level discussion with you by trying to get you to provide us with your sources.
Also your judgement is nothing but a big joke. I'll be so nice to explain in detail.

NO, I did not judge you - yet. I saw with what you presented me and came to a conclusion. But I and am still open for you to change my mind via the scientific way. And that includes sources. If some of my word choices were a little bit rude you can attribute that to the common tone here on the boards. Just trying to fit in.



What exactly? I feel your judgement clearly lacking in professionality. What are the exact crimes that I commited? I'd like to list you the exact instances, so I know what exactly I need to repent for. Also for others to learn from my grave mistakes, so they don't repeat my terrible presumptuousness and ask for concrete evidence sources.
Also, for all the powers god invested into you I'd have it really appreciated if he had put in the efford to spell out my damnation in my native language. I



Woe me! For there exist obviously something like luck, although you made clear that there is not a thing like coincidence which relies on the same principles.



And what happens instead? Will I have to stay in a big waiting queue and listen to endless repeats of Taylor Swift songs? Or will I be reincarnted as a Hinduist and reincarnate through the animal and plant kingdom until I go the Buddism route and archieve nirvana?
Actually animals and plants are one with the Self, it's our ability to think like we do, that causes the dissonance in the first place.



Dammit, that means it'll take me months to catch up with the Simpsons. Woe me!



Born-again? Does that mean I have to join Jehova's Witnesses? Regarding other stuff, ho exactly are birth defects hellish circumstances? They can be the consequence of those, but are definitely not the same.
Also you truely show how much you respect god's creation by impliing that some of us are lesser just because of birth defects. Every live can have its merits - yes even yours. Also something that you are born with bothers you normaly less than somehting you aquire later, because it's normal.



I would, but I don't know what I have to repent! Please give me the sources so I can reach understanding.
Oh, this is going to be fun
 
Oh forgive me for the futile attempt to initiate an academic level discussion with you by trying to get you to provide us with your sources.
Also your judgement is nothing but a big joke. I'll be so nice to explain in detail.

NO, I did not judge you - yet. I saw with what you presented me and came to a conclusion. But I and am still open for you to change my mind via the scientific way. And that includes sources. If some of my word choices were a little bit rude you can attribute that to the common tone here on the boards. Just trying to fit in.



What exactly? I feel your judgement clearly lacking in professionality. What are the exact crimes that I commited? I'd like to list you the exact instances, so I know what exactly I need to repent for. Also for others to learn from my grave mistakes, so they don't repeat my terrible presumptuousness and ask for concrete evidence sources.
Also, for all the powers god invested into you I'd have it really appreciated if he had put in the efford to spell out my damnation in my native language. I



Woe me! For there exist obviously something like luck, although you made clear that there is not a thing like coincidence which relies on the same principles.



And what happens instead? Will I have to stay in a big waiting queue and listen to endless repeats of Taylor Swift songs? Or will I be reincarnted as a Hinduist and reincarnate through the animal and plant kingdom until I go the Buddism route and archieve nirvana?
Actually animals and plants are one with the Self, it's our ability to think like we do, that causes the dissonance in the first place.



Dammit, that means it'll take me months to catch up with the Simpsons. Woe me!



Born-again? Does that mean I have to join Jehova's Witnesses? Regarding other stuff, ho exactly are birth defects hellish circumstances? They can be the consequence of those, but are definitely not the same.
Also you truely show how much you respect god's creation by impliing that some of us are lesser just because of birth defects. Every live can have its merits - yes even yours. Also something that you are born with bothers you normaly less than somehting you aquire later, because it's normal.



I would, but I don't know what I have to repent! Please give me the sources so I can reach understanding.
And Brad wonders why so many posters respond the way they do. There's no point in trying to be civil with him, sadly, or ask questions. He doesn't see what's in people's hearts, yet judges them harshly and refuses to forgive them. He likes to cast stones (calling people liars) when he himself is not without sin (er, lies a lot). Also, he doesn't pay Caesar what is due unto Caesar.

11/10 Amazing job, "Jesus."
 
Oh, let me guess, either he says, "I AM Jesus incarnate, the federal government is the Antichrist!" or he totally ignores the question.
Nah, Brad's a liberal in the most comically stereotypical fashion. He thinks the government is some weird extension of God's prophesies or mission or something like that... but only when the democrats are in power. Naturally, this doesn't apply when he's told not to steal photos or trespass.

If there's such a thing as a left-wing SovCit, it's brad.
 
Oh forgive me for the futile attempt to initiate an academic level discussion with you by trying to get you to provide us with your sources.
Also your judgement is nothing but a big joke. I'll be so nice to explain in detail.

NO, I did not judge you - yet. I saw with what you presented me and came to a conclusion. But I and am still open for you to change my mind via the scientific way. And that includes sources. If some of my word choices were a little bit rude you can attribute that to the common tone here on the boards. Just trying to fit in.



What exactly? I feel your judgement clearly lacking in professionality. What are the exact crimes that I commited? I'd like to list you the exact instances, so I know what exactly I need to repent for. Also for others to learn from my grave mistakes, so they don't repeat my terrible presumptuousness and ask for concrete evidence sources.
Also, for all the powers god invested into you I'd have it really appreciated if he had put in the efford to spell out my damnation in my native language.



Woe me! For there exist obviously something like luck, although you made clear that there is not a thing like coincidence which relies on the same principles.



And what happens instead? Will I have to stay in a big waiting queue and listen to endless repeats of Taylor Swift songs? Or will I be reincarnted as a Hinduist and reincarnate through the animal and plant kingdom until I go the Buddism route and archieve nirvana?
Actually animals and plants are one with the Self, it's our ability to think like we do, that causes the dissonance in the first place.



Dammit, that means it'll take me months to catch up with the Simpsons. Woe me!



Born-again? Does that mean I have to join Jehova's Witnesses? Regarding other stuff, ho exactly are birth defects hellish circumstances? They can be the consequence of those, but are definitely not the same.
Also you truely show how much you respect god's creation by impliing that some of us are lesser just because of birth defects. Every live can have its merits - yes even yours. Also something that you are born with bothers you normaly less than somehting you aquire later, because it's normal.



I would, but I don't know what I have to repent! Please give me the sources so I can reach understanding.

It's his copypasta. He's too lazy to actually write a judgement out. So we have all judged him unfairly or whatever, even though we haven't judged him.

But good job on getting on his shit list in record time. His girlfriend must have wanted sex without out him telling her every 4th thrust or something.
 
Nah, Brad's a liberal in the most comically stereotypical fashion. He thinks the government is some weird extension of God's prophesies or mission or something like that... but only when the democrats are in power. Naturally, this doesn't apply when he's told not to steal photos or trespass.

If there's such a thing as a left-wing SovCit, it's brad.

Huh, I had him pegged as a shotgun-toting ultra-conservative, hate for Trump notwithstanding. Conspiratards all look alike to me.
 
*Synchronism: 11:20 "The 4th door will lead to freedom." - Monkey Chow Mein, The Monkeys (S1/Ep26, 1967) on ANTENNA TV
Dude, you're actually watching "The Monkees" and can't spell the name of the show correctly? You are obviously not the world's leading authority on geting things right.
I've given this some subtle tweaks...

GOD=7_4 Theory - Summary

The ancients observed 7 moving objects74 in the heavens74 with the naked eye – known now as the 7 Classical Planets (Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn) - 4 of which don’t cast shadows74 on Earth (Venus can); 4 can’t easily be seen during the day (Venus can be). The 7 Metals of Antiquity were associated with the 7 Planets of the Ancients by alchemists with gold/the Sun listed 4th. The Hebrew menorah’s 7 lamps on 4 branches also represent the 7 Luminaries/7 Sacred Planets/7 Wandering Stars/7 Governors/7 Heavens as they were known to the ancients.
After I proved your statement about the Menorah is a LIE, giving you the author, book and page number where that statement is debunked, you're still leaving it in. Talk about confirmation bias. Proof once again that you place LIES above FACTS. Since this is the case, stop asking for our opinions (which you have now proven you have no intention of listening to anyway) and start submitting your findings to every prestigious scientific journal in the country. One thing, though: you have to share all of the rejection letters with us. We could use the giggles.
the guy who created the billy goat curse that prevented the Cubs from making the world series died exactly 46 years before the clincher.
To the day that the Cubs won their 4th game of 6. '46 was the first year of their World Series slump. 'Coincidence'?
Since some people are a little unclear of what the Billy Goat Curse is, let me enlighten you. When William Siannis, founder and owner of the famous Billy Goat Tavern in Chicago, was refused admittance to Game 4 of the 1945 World Series at Wrigley Field by P.K. Wrigley himself (Cubs owner at the time) because Siannnis had his establishment's mascot (a billy goat named Murphy) with him, he did not say the Cubs would never play in a World Series again. The curse was the Cubs would never win a World Series again. Also, the Cubs last won the World Series in 1908, making 1909 the start of their World Series slump. The story goes that the curse will remain in effect until the Cubs allow a billy goat to attend a game.
 
Albert Einstein had a tryst (neither were married at the time) with Marilyn Monroe in '47. It was documented in Shelley Winters' biography. But the math was wrong, Einstein was 47 years older than her.

MM died due to a toxic mix of prescriptions ordered to help her sleep by two different psychiatrists who were negligent in not finding out what other drugs had been given her. They covered their asses when she died! That's the conspiracy that occurred.

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Back in 73 a big show was made of letting a Billy goat into Wrigley Field. Limo, red carpet and got to run around the out field.
Yes, the goat was named Socrates and was a direct descendant of Murphy. However, when they reached the ballpark, ushers refused to let Socrates enter. It wasn't until 1989 that a billy goat was allowed into the stadium and roam the backfield, but was made to leave before the game started. Since then, a billy goat has been allowed into Wrigley on several occasions for post-season luck, but was left behind for the away games. A subsidiary of the curse is called "Murphy's Law":

  • The owner of the Cubs the last time they won the World Series in 1908 was Charles Murphy
  • The name of the goat Sam Sianis brought to the game in 1945 was named "Murphy"
  • The 1969 Mets General Manager was Johnny Murphy and their announcer was Bob Murphy
  • The site of the 1984 NLCS was Jack Murphy Stadium
  • The MVP of the 2015 NLCS was Daniel Murphy (NYM). He finished the series batting .529 with 4 homeruns, allowing the Mets to sweep the Cubs
 
btw have you figured out if I'm the reincarnation of anyone noteworthy yet?
No. Did you leave any significant clues behind in your last life? If not (or even if you did), make sure you leave a noteworthy trail behind in this life to track in your next life. That, and we should all be contributing to the Greater Good.
 
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