Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Albert Einstein had a tryst (neither were married at the time) with Marilyn Monroe in '47. It was documented in Shelley Winters' biography. But the math was wrong, Einstein was 47 years older than her.

MM died due to a toxic mix of prescriptions ordered to help her sleep by two different psychiatrists who were negligent in not finding out what other drugs had been given her. They covered their asses when she died! That's the conspiracy that occurred.

And that child's name was Jesus Einstein of Nazareth.

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@DynamiteNinja ,

There Are No Coincidences you dumb ---.

@AlanRickmanIsDead,

I asked my gf (7|6) whether your Einstein quote was funny? "It's disturbing."

A subsidiary of the curse is called "Murphy's Law":

  • The owner of the Cubs the last time they won the World Series in 1908 was Charles Murphy
  • The name of the goat Sam Sianis brought to the game in 1945 was named "Murphy"
  • The 1969 Mets General Manager was Johnny Murphy and their announcer was Bob Murphy
  • The site of the 1984 NLCS was Jack Murphy Stadium
  • The MVP of the 2015 NLCS was Daniel Murphy (NYM). He finished the series batting .529 with 4 homeruns, allowing the Mets to sweep the Cubs
You forgot to add the name of your favorite ass dildo: BIG Murphy.*


Synchronism: 15:12 "GOD fills us with the Holy Spirit." - gf 'randomly' turned on Trinity Broadcast Network (TBN)
 
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@Bethari,

You've very rudely judged me several times, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/23/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances - birth defects.

Note: You can repent...



c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my Ignore list.

@ICametoLurk,

I don't think of you guys as "mentally-ill people", I think of you as demon-possessed.

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I'm confused as to whether this is actual 1 on 1 with a total lunatic, or if this is just the world's most autistic, dedicated "troll"

If it's the former, looking at the deranged, religion/obsession/media-colored world these kek-cattle live in is always an interesting experience
Ted, check out his website. He's been convinced of this shit for years and has thousands of posts talking to himself.
 
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I'm confused as to whether this is actual 1 on 1 with a total lunatic, or if this is just the world's most autistic, dedicated "troll"

If it's the former, looking at the deranged, religion/obsession/media-colored world these kek-cattle live in is always an interesting experience

He's a full pants-on-head lunatic.
 
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Ted, check out his website. He's been convinced of this shit for years and has thousands of posts talking to himself.

He's a full pants-on-head lunatic.

Well, yikes. Time to have a closer look then.

This guy on first appearance seems kinda like a bargain bin Gene Ray that spends too much time on /x/, but I haven't looked that close
 
@Ted Empty ,

I AM required to ask you the following before passing Judgment on you...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to
"judge everyone according to their actions"?


Synchronism: 15:37 New 7th Gen Intel Computer on 4th... ad on CBS
 
Well, wow. Time to have a closer look then.

This guy on first appearance seems kinda like a bargain bin Gene Ray that spends too much time on /x/, but I haven't looked that close
Yeah, I thought along similar lines the first time I read this thread. But when you look at all the rest of the stuff... he's off the rails crazy and not just on here. We're just the only place that tolerates him and attempts to engage.
 
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@Ted Empty ,

I AM required to ask you the following before passing Judgment on you...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to
"judge everyone according to their actions"?


Synchronism: 15:37 New 7th Gen Intel Computer on 4th... ad on CBS


Reach Heaven through Violence, fam.
 
Well, yikes. Time to have a closer look then.

This guy on first appearance seems kinda like a bargain bin Gene Ray that spends too much time on /x/, but I haven't looked that close

To show you how raving he truly is, his dox were dropped yesterday and it barely registered on his radar. He just proceeded to paste walls of text while arguing his insane theories like it was a normal day at the office.
 
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