Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I, the self-proclaimed Christ, have returned. In my demented mind's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua bar Yosef. The proof of these claims is a wall of meaningless babble I wrote all by myself without any citations or sources; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I have revealed huge fallacies and contradictions in my own writings since the founding of http://7seals.yuku.com/.

Now you can tell GOD, "I didn't believe this moronic Dude!"
At last! Something we can all agree with!
 
https://archive.is/lk8jU
https://archive.is/He1yt
I'm laughing y'all, didn't know this is a thing :story:
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At last! I've found a heavy-duty inflatable doll* that won't burst when I jump on it. This is great! Something we can all agree with!


*Synchronism: 10/24/16 13:24 "I lined-up my dollies." - Sen. Elizabeth Warren in Manchester, NH on CNN
 
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*Synchronism: 10/24/16 13:24 "I lined-up my dollies." - Sen. Elizabeth Warren in Manchester, NH on CNN

Quotes don't work that way.
Your are a worse scientist than I though, even when you actually reference something you simply change the things up in a way that suit you. That is not science, this is poor boring lazyness.
 
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“If it has a pulse,
Take its skull!

If it builds a house,
Smash it flat!

Strength is my God,
The God of Shapes,

If my God should fail me,
I will kill him too.”

– Sword Law Mantra of the Knights Belligerent


We truly are looking at the Sonichu to Kill 6 Billion Demons Sonic

Except Kill 6 Billion Demons isn't distilled autisimo
 
You aren't even trying to pretend...
I don't pretend anything.

If I were God, I'd send a more competent messenger.
Who exactly?

www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/2016/10/22/thousands-show-uss-detroit-commissioning/92596304/

GOD=7_4 Masonic(7,74) Code(4). The USS Detroit (LCS-7) is the 4th Freedom-class littoral combat ship of the United States Navy. It can house 73 crew. The Detroit was commissioned day-before-yesterday.


Synchronism: 10/24/16 13:13 "Can you crack the code?" - ad for movie Inferno on CNN
 
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@Batman VS Tony Danza,

Sentence: Really awful luck, 10,000 years reincarnated as beef cows, 666 years non-commutable, really hellish circumstances when you are born-again as human.

Delete any previous Judgments.

Thanks for decreasing my sentence, Brad. The most recent judgement was in June according to that list (100,000 years) but I'm assuming you just glanced at it. I'll celebrate by taking on the sentences of everyone on your lists.

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I don't pretend anything.

So you finally realized that your are neither the reincarnation of Einstein/Jesus/Batman, nor a scientist. This are great news, I'm happy for you1 You must have found a great therapist! :biggrin:

Thanks for decreasing my sentence, Brad. The most recent judgement was in June according to that list (100,000 years) but I'm assuming you just glanced at it. I'll celebrate by taking on the sentences of everyone on your lists.

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Sniff. I knew it, there is salvation somewhere for my poor unfortunate soul.
I feel like a whole new potato now.
 
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If I were God, I'd send a more competent messenger.

Who exactly?


@Brad Watson_Miami did your change your old avatar because it bore an uncanny resemblance to this true and honest female lesbian soul, which you only realized after her being proposed as the superior messenger from god?
The wavy hair, the bald top, the folds in the chin fat, all these let it look like an sligthly older albeit also thinner Christine. Was this a subtle way trying to manipulate us into studying you? Did you feel caught, so you wanted to quickly hide it?
 
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Your insistence on declaring 7_4 to be a Masonic Code is a perfect example of your ignorance of Masonic Sacred Numbers. Pick up a copy of An Encyclopedia of Freemasonry and really learn what you're talking about, Dude.
He can't even google the simplest of things, like "Height of Trump Tower", "Spanish words for ball", "anti-psychotic medicine", and so on. Expecting him to read anything that isn't just directly told to him in cut and edited lie fests on bad daytime TV is a fool's errand.
 
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