Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Flowers For Sonichu,

You're aware that in basebol scoring, left-field (LF) is Position 7 and that the best power-hitter bats cleanup/4th; this is written P7, B4. Barry Bonds P7 B4. Hank Aaron started and ended his career in LF: P7 B4. Babe Ruth played LF almost as much as he did RF: P7 B4.


Hank Aaron ended his career as a DH for the Brewers in 1976, not in Left Field.
 
Here's a GOD=7_4 that you all will luv! Donald Trump 666 had 4 women show up to the second debate who had supposedly been sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton before he was President. Add 7 and you get the total of 11* women who now say Trump sexually assaulted them!


*Synchronism: 13:46 "I want to remind you what former President Bill Clinton said..." - CNN

I bought a book on How To Improve Your Memory, but I can't remember where I put it.

I got another book on How To Increase Your Attention Span, but...uh... What was I talking about?
 
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@Flowers For Sonichu,

You're aware that in basebol scoring, left-field (LF) is Position 7 and that the best power-hitter bats cleanup/4th; this is written P7 B4. Barry Bonds P7 B4. Hank Aaron started and ended his career in LF: P7 B4. Babe Ruth played LF almost as much as he did RF: P7 B4.

Yeah, most managers are still doing this, but because of advanced sabermetrics, some teams are now batting the best hitters at the second position because then they get more at-bats and thus can create more runs while the best on-base person hits leadoff. That's why Kris Bryant is hitting no 2 for the Cubs and Zobrist is hitting 4th

Of course, Zobrist has spent most of the playoffs in left field (7) and hit mostly 4th in the lineup so you got something there.
 
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Hank Aaron ended his career as a DH for the Brewers in 1976, not in Left Field.
Ya, everybody knows that. I saw Aaron play in-person and used to have a bol he and the entire Atlanta Braves signed. What was the last position he played in the field?
 
Ya, everybody knows that. I saw Aaron play in-person and used to have a bol he and the entire Atlanta Braves signed. What was the last position he played in the field?

But that's not what you said which was '..ended his career'. His last 2 seasons were as a DH and that's how he ended his career, so I'm not wrong. And stop revising things when you get corrected. It's dishonest.

And thank the almighty that he's still living, less we have to listen to someone else you believe you're reincarnated from.
 
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I'm the one who ruined his own life here. I'm the one who pissed away his education, got into multiple incidents with the law, and who is so poor at theology that we can make up a better fraudulent claim than the idiot who spent years screaming about it wherever I went.
Uh... Ok.
 
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That last sentence reads like Brad admits there is no agency in his life, since he's forced to do whatever he does by fate.

If so, then Brad should have no problem with us picking apart his theories, since that's what we're forced to do by fate. It's also wrong of him to say we "can" repent, since that may not be true if that's not what fate has in store for us.
 
Didn't you say you believe in reincarnation? Babe Ruth was reincarnated as Barry Bonds.

I said I was open minded to it (post #13142), but haven't seen anything to make me believe it's real. That was as true today as it was on Oct 13 when I made that statement.
 
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Wrong Brad, the Illuminati conspiracy predates the internet. Some would say it started with the Bavarian Illuminati which was founded May 1st 1776.
The Bavarian Illuminati and it's conspiring within Freemasonry especially within Germany for a few years was true - George Washington wrote about it. But for the last 200 years, there's been no Illuminati and since the Internet began hosting 'social media', the Illuminati has been reborn as an Internet-conspiracy. There's no proof that it exists outside the Internet.
 
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How does that factor into your 7-4 theory?
The lunar cycle of 29.53 days is 4 phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each. Within the ~29 days of the lunar cycle, 28 have the Moon reflecting the Sun's light towards Earth (+ 1 day of the dark New Moon).

@BlueArmedDevil,

You want me to think that you actually exist and that you're not just a rogue computer program. That's what they want me to think. :epik: Butt I'mm too smat fore dat.
 
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Uh... Ok.

Oh, we're allowed to edit posts to make people look bad now?

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I've noticed that Florida is full of crazy assholes.
Uhhhh...There is at least one exception, I hope.
Photos of the jazz vibraphonists Lionel Hampton and Milt Jackson from an exhibit of photos of jazz musicians at the Main Public Library Downtown Miami. I was tying to buy them from the photographer David Spitzer who was considering selling them to me, but couldn't make up his mind.
Let's see...The first time you told this story the artist flat out refused to sell them because he was going to use them in the book you bought. Now you say he was considering it but couldn't make up his mind. First let me point out that this second version makes your act of stealing them even more petty. Also you are telling two contradictory versions of the same story, which means at least one of them is a LIE.
It's time for you to be an adult and admit that karma is real.
You seem to define karma as anything bad that happens to us is because we don't believe you. Flowers Fore Sonichu has done nothing but support you, so why did something bad happen to him? What was his karma error?
Hank Aaron started and ended his career in LF: P7 B4.

Hank Aaron ended his career as a DH for the Brewers in 1976, not in Left Field.

Ya, everybody knows that.
Everybody except you, apparently,
Babe Ruth was reincarnated as Barry Bonds.
Why is it you always seem to claim that any black person with talent is a reincarnation of a white person? Barry Bonds was Babe Ruth, Tiger Woods was Young Tom Morris, Beyonce was Judy Garland, Janet Jackson was Marilyn Monroe. It seems an awful lot like prejudice to me. I didn't know you were a bigot, Dude.
@YankeeTrader & everyone,

Here's another example of 'direct reincarnation': Babe Ruth was reincarnated as Barry Bonds.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Babe_Ruth
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Bonds
No, that's not another example, it's the same example you just gave. I know you don't pay attention to us, but don't you even pay attention to yourself?
 
Oh, we're allowed to edit posts to make people look bad now?

We are actually allowed to do that? Awesome, praise the lord!

@Kartoffel,

You've very helpfully explained me the scientific principle several times, therefore...

By the power77 vested in me by GOD as His/her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 10/23/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL to be NOT AWESOME.

Sentence: Really awesome luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul can do whatever it wants for 10,000 years with 74 years of double bonus points. If you fancy to be born-again as human, it will be under really heavenly circumstances - no lolcows whatsoever.

Note: You can extend...


c.c. http://08/15/seals.yuku.com

You are now on my Ignore list.

So much better! All praise to the second coming of Batman!
 
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