Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I'm a fraud who is completely aware that I'm dishonest and a liar.
Two can play that game dude.

And as an aside @voiceguy , good point on his dumb reincarnation claims. This is probably why he's okay with porking black folk too, since he just imagines them in whiteface.

And I did say full of, not all Floridans are crazy assholes. If I had to pull a Brad and not research it, I'm blaming the Bermuda Triangle influencing human behavior there and the Martians who built the three dimensional Star of David that SpiritScience babbles on about.
 
I worry about Brad, I really do. I mean, how is he going to live after his mother passes away and he can't sponge off of her Social Security anymore?
 
"With 4 legs, I really appreciate the 7th Inning Stretch." - lama in Bank of America app ad during World Series

@Brad Watson_Miami Cubs OF/C/1B/DH Kyle Schwarber who blew his knee in the 4th game of the season is now fully healed for the 7 game world series, months ahead of schedule.
Did they say on TV tonight that he got hurt on 4/7 (April 7th)?

A star pitcher will pitch in Game 1, 4 & 7.
 
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